libs Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Just remember to take gypsy tears with you to protect yourself from AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 (edited) one thing we all forgot baz, you could use make up to try and blend in.... Edited February 1, 2010 by babbyc1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSS Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Go for it, what have you got to lose? Just watch you dont run into Mugabe or his supporters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digga Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 (edited) Always keep yaself tooled up,,,, or you could always buy yaself out of any trouble Edited February 1, 2010 by digga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Go for it. If you discount the heat and the wildlife it would be just the same as your average UK town or city. You would feel right at home feeling like an ethnic minority and with openly carried guns and machetes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted February 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Go for it. If you discount the heat and the wildlife it would be just the same as your average UK town or city. You would feel right at home feeling like an ethnic minority and with openly carried guns and machetes. yep youre not wrong......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 have a look on the acurate reloading forum, a lot seem to hunt out there and its ok at the moment, obviously not many people invite you if they think you'll be killed when there or is it someone you've upset in the past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted February 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Nah, hes a good mate, bloody good nurse too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpatten Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) Mugabe has a bit of a thing about homosexuality so if man love is your bag you might want to consider doing it where he can`t see you. Spoken backwards, Mugabe is " EE BAH GUM". if that means he`s really a Yorkshireman then it explains a lot. Edited February 3, 2010 by mudpatten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Thats the end of that idea then. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 From the comfort of your own home these ideas often seem tempting. It's hard to comprehend the disease, famine, crime, corruption, lawlessness, risk to life and corruption. But then again it's not me going, it's you. Go for it mate, have a good trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 It's hard to comprehend the disease, famine, crime, corruption, lawlessness, risk to life and corruption. Yes, this is why he wants to get out of Corringham!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) You only have to stay a couple of days. Shoot as much bushmeat as you can,make it into biltong then get outta there. Bring me some monkey biltong and one of them baboon knacker tobacco pouches please. Edited February 3, 2010 by vole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nial Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Nah, hes a good mate, bloody good nurse too If someone you trust says it's safe enough then go. It's probably like Belfast during the troubles where the impression was that we were dodging bullets daily. Living in the 'quiet' side of town it never really affected me, or anyone I knew or friends or family. The nearest it came was when a bouncer I was on noddin gterms with in a pub we used to frequent as students was shot for turning someone away, but that could happen in any big city. I'd go. Nial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tel Time Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 not a F ing chance in hell mate would not want to line that evil ******** pockets in any way shape or form, he has ruined the lives of quite a few family members due to them being white, why someone hasn't taken him out yet amazes me, seems there is nothing that we want from that poor country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beretta28g Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Oh hell no. What you need is this! Good luck fella Beretta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted February 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Mugabe has a bit of a thing about homosexuality so if man love is your bag you might want to consider doing it where he can`t see you. i CAN ASSURE YOU ITS NOT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Max was on about buying a .308 on arrival.....................Kalashnikovs £20 apparrently.............. £20! Someone's making a profit. The Chinese sell them for about two quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 From the comfort of your own home these ideas often seem tempting. It's hard to comprehend the disease, famine, crime, corruption, lawlessness, risk to life and corruption. But then again it's not me going, it's you. Go for it mate, have a good trip. And that's just Bermondsey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuck. Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 £20! Someone's making a profit. The Chinese sell them for about two quid. you probably pay for authenticity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Evil something to consider, I have it on good authority that Zimbabwes National Parks & Wildlife Authority have suspended all wildlife hunting to help curb poaching (go figure) so you might want to clarify that situaution with their HC in London (do they still have one?) or our Foreign Office if you are thinking of going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted February 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Thanks for that but Max'ws aprents have 1000's of thier own acres to hunt on including a damn!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Callum. Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 The only advice is to be ready to use a weapon not just for plinking in the garden etc; I know sometimes you need to protect yourself but do you REALLY want someones death on your hands and mind? Could you live with yourself?Even if it was self defence?Even if you think you can you might not if you actually killed someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted February 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Dude i worked for the nhs for 25 years.....nuff said!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Dude i worked for the nhs for 25 years.....nuff said!!! classic! Baz, Do yourself a favour, let yourself into this African ting gently - come to Kenya in December Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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