Chris Bb Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The Blues Brothers: "You're goin ta look pretty stupid eatin corn on the cob with no effin teeth." Caddyshack: "It's no big deal." (eating a chocolate bar that everybody else thinks is a human stool) There's a girl in my soup: Little old lady to Peter Sellers who's carrying a very drunk very long legged girl over his shoulder, "Is that your daughter?" Sellers, "No, it's my son, I'm worried about him." Another lady to Peter Sellers who's a world celebrity chef, "What do you do when you're not cooking?" Sellers, "I perform abortions, didn't they tell you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss.tony Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 ill fight ya for a caravan for ma mar............... and thats in a ***** accent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imissalot Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 It gets misquoted a lot, I am sure you know the correct version Nick but also from FMJ "Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down" good film that goose ya big stud take me to bed and loose me for ever one of my fav films TOP GUN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloke Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) "Machete don't text !" Edited November 18, 2011 by Bloke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Inspector Clouseau looks down at dog sat beside man:'Does your dog bite?' Man:'No'. Inspector Clouseau pats dog which tries to rip off his hand;breathlessly says to man:'I thought you said your dog does not bite!' Man looks down at dog:'That,is not my dog!' Not strictly a quote I know,but bloody hilarious all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfletch Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) THE GODFATHER, "I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM AN OFFER HE CAN'T REFUSE" Sherlock holmes, Elementary, my dear Watson. Edited November 18, 2011 by mfletch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 John Creasy from man on fire when he is warning the father about not talking - "make one move and I'll snatch the life right outta you" And Brandon Lee in the crow - "mother is the word for god on the lips and hearts of every child" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schern Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Apocalypse Now: Saigon... ****; I'm still only in Saigon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfletch Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Debbie Does Dallas *****---********-*******-*******- :o ****- ****- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highseas Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 from dirty harry cheif police " its against our policy to shoot un-armed civilians" dirty harry "well if i se a man intent on rape its my policy to shoot the ******" cheif of police "intent on rape?" dirty harry " well i se a man chaseing a woman down the street with a butcher knife and a hard on, he aint out collecting for the red cross" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deputy dog Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Clint Eastwood Heartbreak Ridge. If you want to pop that puppy's can, you don't have to grease him so hard, Jar Head. Classic line iv used once or twice with the brown tongue brigade in work. Never fails to raise a laugh :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highseas Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 what is that? this vincent is a shot gun! no sol its a ******* anti-aircraft gun! well i want raise some pulses dont i? pulses you`ll raise hell! to be honest we all know that clint eastwood and snatch have this thread pretty much ruled lol i mean some of them on snatch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Brick top - Snatch Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 robert shaw in jaws---I once saw one eat a goddammed rocking chair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 james bond, sean connery (cant remember film) says to blonde girl "Does the collar match the cuffs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Dont throw those bl@@dy spears at me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highseas Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 the opening lines from lock stock are pure class! Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound. did you say ten pounds? are you deaf? ile take one!! Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the enigma Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Russell Crowe in Gladiator......... My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED BEARD Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 big jake, You're short on ears and long on mouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED BEARD Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Nev- Oh no, you can't take my photograph. Sue- Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away. Nev- No, you got lens-cap on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boromir Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Got a couple from Predator film. Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. Poncho: [holds up his grenade launcher] Yeah, strap this on your "sore ***", Blain. Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit. Blain: I ain't got time to bleed. Gladiator: Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name. Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Got more but dont want to bore you's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 is that a white **** joke that black ***** don't get 'cos I'm not laughing nikolas classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbo1 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 1st rule of fight club....you do not talk about fight club 2nd rule of fight club....you do not talk about fight club tyler durden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garjo Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I could have been a contender.. could have been a champ (On the Waterfront) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckaroo23 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 want a balloon I.T steven king in the words of the virgin mary, come again brick top snatch hikts cooler gaurd from the grwat escape put the bunny back in the box con air on my comande unless hell russel crow gladiter its not cheating when a dog licks peanutt butter of your balls road trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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