malkiserow Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Hookers they turn up but there only there for 5 mins try www.AwhoreToYourDoor.co.uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 This will end up in the playpen. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little.bob Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 try www.AwhoreToYourDoor.co.uk hi mate how your doing ? tried the link it isn't working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOTTO Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 maybe but I try me hardest dam you got me Sorry mate but it was too good an opportunity to resist, don’t get many these days. Regards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Well the locksmith that was due to sort out my front door lock today took so long to turn up I got a general household maintenance chap to sort it out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpkiller Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Why did you kick it in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 He didn't a chap called Dave from Barnsley called round. Never learn Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guss109 Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Tree surgeon - gave mine the job 4 weeks ago and heard nothing since. I'll wait for him to turn up before I tell him I got someone else to do it. That's a great attitude I've had that happen to me and it's screws up your days work so ends up costing more than the lost job. At least have the decency to call the guy and let him know as he could of had a few emergency jobs. Guess I'm going to get slated now so tin hat on and fire away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Bought OH an Alligator chain saw when I wanted the Leyland I down on the front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Bought OH an Alligator chain saw when I wanted the Leyland I down on the front. Don't waste your time, they mostly rot all on their own, yours did well to last this long, maybe take it to Gaydon Heritage Motor Museum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Why did you kick it in? No the lock seized after the kids had gone off to school! He didn't a chap called Dave from Barnsley called round. Never learn Figgy Oh how we miss him and his problems! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 From the services side - site managers - promise the earth, run the construction late and still expect specialists to complete on time Correct ha ha Are you a plumber? Ha ha Atb Flynny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcantwell Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Customers!! All day long. Spent 2 weeks on the most awful, difficult fencing job, only for the customer to come back, complain about bits that hadn't been finished yet, shake the posts that weren't fully set, and tell me he wasn't going to pay me. Had a rather heated discussion, I took all my panels off, and left him with, literally, a ton of concrete in post holes to remove. Lost a grand, and now I have £800 worth of panels at my yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunman Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 M Ps !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitloop Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 the police when you phone them to report a crime !!!!!!!!!!! operator : there will be a officer round some time in the next 5 months . caller :but the crime is happening now..... operator: o wait hears a crime number............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Caller Someone is breaking into my shed. Operator I am sorry we have no officers available at present. Caller rings again, Don't bother I have shot him. Five minutes later 2 police dog handlers, 5 armed officers and the Chief constable arrive and they catch the burglar. The police chief remonstrates with the householder."You lied, you haven,t shot him at all" The householder replies" So did you, they said you had no officers available and look at this lot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuji Shooter Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 That's a great attitude I've had that happen to me and it's screws up your days work so ends up costing more than the lost job. At least have the decency to call the guy and let him know as he could of had a few emergency jobs. Guess I'm going to get slated now so tin hat on and fire away Perhaps he could have called me and told me when he was thinking of coming !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 expecting a scaffolder to be polite, quiet or literate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) Had them erecting one on the building I manage. The Latvians doing the strip out on one of the floors on the other hand....... expecting a scaffolder to be polite, quiet or literate Edited September 25, 2014 by Penelope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guss109 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Perhaps he could have called me and told me when he was thinking of coming !!! That's fair enough but it works both ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fella Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Most unreliable industries and persons I've ever met are Mechanics Taxi Drivers Bouncers Solicitors and anything to do with local council. There are of course peanuts in those industry ***** however who are great. Just few and far between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 circus clowns actors everyone in big brother chiropractors middle men ladies hair dressers (men) corgis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 My take on this matter may be different to others and it may seem harsh but it is not meant to be. Neither is this a post about class or 'know your place'. In the past 'tradesmen' were generally employed by companies, large and small, and when they were sent to a job they were representing the company and their timekeeping and appearance generally reflected on the company. Respect was a great thing in the days I am referring to and jobs were generally jobs for life and keeping that job meant a lot to the workers. Nowadays many tradesmen are self employed. The demand for tradesmen has increased exponentially and there is much more demand than supply. This has resulted in a 'take it or leave it' attitude where the manners, business acumen and social skills of tradesmen has not kept pace with the need for their services. I will give an example. Last week I drove for three hours to keep a two week old engagement I had arranged with a tradesman. This was initially arranged by phone and I confirmed it by email and asked the tradesman to confirm by email too. The man never turned up so I called him on his mobile and he said that he had forgotten all about it. This was irritating to say the least but I did give him the option to keep the appointment meaning an hours drive for him just when he might have been thinking about going home. He turned up full of apologies and we may do business together though he has still to formulate a quote for the work he came to see me about even though he promised it 'the next day'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 I sub contract too the local council, while i'm working my busy little self into a frenzy getting the voids turned around early, the rest of the lazy a holes who are on the books are busy hiding up in their vans or at strategically placed cafes off the beaten path (out of sight) at my expense it seems. that's the thing with being a subby, if I slowed down to their pace i'd be out the door sharpish. time to find another job me thinks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Correct ha ha Are you a plumber? Ha ha Atb Flynny No - full title before I retired - wait for it - building services commissioning management specialist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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