Nial Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Women don't pass wind... They don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up the pressure! Nial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 They don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up the pressure! Nial. So true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 But it is there, Sally traffic on radio 2 often refers to it when pointing out problems in that area It's a strange little place and was featured as part of a documentary on the M62. The farmer said he stopped lending tools out to broken down motorists as he never got them back I certainly wouldn't want to live there as the noise must be horrendous The govt at the time offered to move the farm further up the hill or CP it but the Wilde family who were there at the time said no, they were happy to stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 The old urban myth about the Chinese takeaway getting raided and they found an dog in the freezer is at least partly true. However, it wasn't there to sell to the public it would have been there to feed the staff.Dog is a popular meat in China. The Dogs Trust wont re-house any of their dogs with Chinese families but you wont find that in writing anywhere in their rule book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VicW Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 The old urban myth about the Chinese takeaway getting raided and they found a dog in the freezer is at least partly true. However, it wasn't there to sell to the public it would have been there to feed the staff.Dog is a popular meat in China. A few years ago, where I live, there was a pet shop next door to a Chinese takeaway. The pet shop moved and shortly afterwards the takeaway closed, not that I'm suggesting anything !! While on the subject do all the different breeds of dog taste different ? Vic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sable Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 my rottie is a gun dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 The old urban myth about the Chinese takeaway getting raided and they found an dog in the freezer is at least partly true. However, it wasn't there to sell to the public it would have been there to feed the staff.Dog is a popular meat in China. Do you have a link for the story where that happened? If not, it stays firmly in the Urban Myth category for me I'm also calling B/S on the Dogs Trust dit! Happy to be proved wrong though? Snopes is chocca with articles debunking cat/dog/rat in Chinese food stories. A few links: Cat in Chinese food? Rats found in Chinese restaurant More rats Poodle with noodles etc. etc. etc............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxie Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 The old myth that all the guns on Gunwatch have had less than 100 shots through them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Better too far in front than behind, shot string magics up kills, Gun fit makes recoil disappear, My gun prefers 7.5's, My barrel throws superb patterns with XYZ, Extended chokes throw superior patterns, My uncle used a S/S all his life and if he were alive he'd wipe the smiles off todays top shots, My grandad switched to 410 as he was finding the game too easy, he back guns at Balmoral, Ole Harry is a joy to watch as he folds 85 yard birds, I have never missed a clay due to having Full chokes in, There's no such thing as a bad dog, just bad owners (all dogs are inherently perfect), A gun is only as accurate as the man behind it, It's the Injun and not the arrow (equipment makes no odds) Last week I shot this clover leaf group with my .22 at 100 yards (love how everyone carries laser range finders in their back pocket), Had to laugh when I had to tow this new Discovery/Isuzu/G Wagon/Defender out of snow with my works van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Hardly urban myths in the classic sense but some good ones there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 The DFS Sale ends this Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver pigeon69 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 The DFS Sale ends this Sunday. it does, but the new one starts on Monday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallshort Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 9/11 was carried out by the CIA, no one landed on the Moon and there is a strange organisation called the illomini who control the whole world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 9/11 was carried out by the CIA, no one landed on the Moon and there is a strange organisation called the illomini who control the whole world. Elvis did and drives a bus on there! It was in the Sunday Sport at the time so must be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallshort Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Elvis did and drives a bus on there! It was in the Sunday Sport at the time so must be true But he has to be careful not to hit the Lancaster bomber thats also on there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Keeper to shoot captain..........this game strip was full of birds yesterday!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 But he has to be careful not to hit the Lancaster bomber thats also on there..... Forgot about that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallshort Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Keeper to shoot captain..........this game strip was full of birds yesterday!!! Thats like the one you get when fishing..." should have been here yesterday fish were hooking themselves!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aris Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 As has been linked here - Snopes is pretty much the definitive guide to urban legends. If you are feeling bored, click their randomiser link and get a random urban legend to read up on: http://www.snopes.com/info/random/random.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning 425 clay hunter Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) My favourite myth is that masturbation makes you go blind, if that was true by the age of 18 I'd of had a white stick and some Stevie wonder sunglasses. ATB 425 Edited January 1, 2015 by Browning 425 clay hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krugerandsmith Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Whilst entertaining Mrs H's brood on Boxing Day, we were playing some logo board game and a question came up about KFC which promptly prompted a flurry of remarks about why they don't use the word 'chicken' in any of their products. This was promptly followed up with a photo procured via the web of a four legged (and four winged) featherless chicken. Needless to say there didn't seem to hardly any meat on the bird in question but it was gasped and commented on by all, well nearly all. Personally I didn't believe it for a moment as I couldn't see how they would ever catch one. I dare say KFC have their reasons for not using the word chicken in their products, mainly because they assume that most folk, if not all, would be fairly savvy as to the main content of their meat products would be hinted at in the 'C' of KFC. Still, I could be wrong. So, the vein of my thread was to see what other urban myths/legends were out there. I think we're all fairly familiar with poor old Richard Gere and the unfortunate hamster/gerbil one so anything else would be welcome. David Cameron is going to give us a vote on Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VicW Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 My favourite myth is that masturbation makes you go blind, if that was true by the age of 18 I'd of had a white stick and some Stevie wonder sunglasses. ATB 425 Sorry, you will have to speak up, I can't hear you and I must get round to shaving the palms of my hands !! Vic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 My favourite myth is that masturbation makes you go blind, if that was true by the age of 18 I'd of had a white stick and some Stevie wonder sunglasses. ATB 425 Well i now wear glasses and am going bald... Blindness and hair falls out i what i was told... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 One in every thousand condoms has a pin-hole in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harpoonlouis Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 rjimmer, I think that should have been "most condoms have a small ***** in them somewhere" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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