kennym Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 When you're old, flatulent and deff everybody hates you .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanj Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 a multitude of new swear words.......and when things go wrong to say these words in a girlie voice.... hahaha I still havent quite mastered the last bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERCE Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 how to **** in the woods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Many things But the one that is most common It's that unconditional love they give you You are the centre of there universe Many other things from many Dogs All the best Of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird Posted January 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 how to **** in the woods Best reply ever.... But have you?!?! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misser Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 How to **** in the woods....so you never did that before you had a dog....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Mine has also taught me . Dead seal is a pain in the **** to wash out of a dogs coat. Not to leave chest waders in the back of the car while he is also in the back of the car . If I feel my leg getting wet it not always because its raining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subsonicnat Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 To not use my whistle on her, she knows more than me about where birds have dropped and are hiding. Quicker to let her find game, that are runners, proved me wrong many times in the field.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sako751sg Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 That licking your baws is harder than it actually looks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 That licking your baws is harder than it actually looks! but they must taste alot better than their dinner cos i noticed my dog always has a lick after dinner and assumed that it was to take the taste away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 having a dog has taught me to lie......................."oi ! is that your bloody dog....he just had that bird out of my dogs mouth"...................."naw...sorry mate ..nothin to do with me....one of the lads over there i think"........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Never to give up on them learning something. Suddenly what you have been trying to get them to do clicks and they do it. You will always have a pal to share your tears and your joy even when no humans are around. You can have a mad play if you have a dog whatever your age. A friendly dog will gain you more friends or someone to talk too, even in a strange town. You will never have to walk alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.w. Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Mine has taught me, That I must be the boss at all times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drut Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Many things But the one that is most common It's that unconditional love they give you You are the centre of there universe Many other things from many Dogs All the best Of + 1 = my take.On my last dog(dreading her demise but age..................)every dog has taught me so much about life & true values. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttfjlc Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) Using my headstrong son of a lady Labrador for example, an extra foot or two lead.... Edited January 21, 2016 by Ttfjlc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttfjlc Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Mine has also taught me . Dead seal is a pain in the **** to wash out of a dogs coat. Not to leave chest waders in the back of the car while he is also in the back of the car . If I feel my leg getting wet it not always because its raining. Oh the last one made me burst with laughter! Most comical post for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird Posted January 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) ......That a little knowledge is simply not enough. .......That inside most dog owners there is a idiot trying to get out. .......That just because a person has a website and a KC affix it does not mean they know the score. ....... That none of the top gundog trainers ever use a internet forum Trust you to be the only one with a sarcastic talking dog. Figures. LOL!!! You need to pass him on to, oh I don't know, Jack Dee, they would make a fab double act Edited January 26, 2016 by bigbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocker boy Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Trust you to be the only one with a sarcastic talking dog. Figures. LOL!!! You need to pass him on to, oh I don't know, Jack Dee, they would make a fab double act It's not taken you all this time to come up with that has it?. Probably been too busy dog whispering eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird Posted January 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Haha yes it has, sorry to be so slow! Nope actually I've been painting my kitchen cupboards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grinja Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Dogs have taught me to swear profusely in a girly voice and your better off praising them for doing right rather than ####ing them for doing wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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