panoma1 Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 20170707_180328_resized.jpgIMG_20170707_190325.jpg well i cant believe that i was weak willed enough , to let you lot , persuade ? , cajole ? ,ney , force !!!, me into drinking , against my will. i have to stay in and read my bible all night to atone for my sins now. i must admit , if a naked and rampant kylie mynogue had been crawling all over the table , the beer would have still got it first lol. Bull s**** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owain Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Put the beers in the car, drive to your shoot, drink a few beers peg a few rabbits. Have a night under the stars 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Shooting 1st then a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted July 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 20170707_212028-600x800.jpg Shooting 1st then a beer. im feeling guilty now , i just glad that we didnt get the heavy rain that would have seen the fields crawling with rabbits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol p Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Have a night off and have a beer. Save shooting small animals in a the face for another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clakk Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Plenty of rabbits out tonight Mel, at least 30 of the little so n so,s pity i was only carrying .243 for foxes and now the oirish cider is cooling me down nicely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 20170707_212028-600x800.jpg Shooting 1st then a beer. Saw b all,had a pint on the way home. Rape's been sprayed so maybe a tad of pigeon shooting and fox's in a couple of weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingman Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 I chose beer over shooting last night, and now I wish I hadn't.. Massive hangover! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpowder Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 well the chauffeur just walked in from work , he made a bee line for the fridge , and necked my fursty ferret . Well thats that one out the window chaffeuse unfit to drive is a non starter. Blackpowder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted July 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Saw b all,had a pint on the way home. Rape's been sprayed so maybe a tad of pigeon shooting and fox's in a couple of weeks. thats made me feel a bit better . im just off for a mooch with the decoying gear , ive been watching a few fields that my pay out today . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted July 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Well thats that one out the window chaffeuse unfit to drive is a non starter. Blackpowder dont panic , the said chauffeur is very well aware that he isnt allowed to drive for 24 hours after even a sniff of alcohol , he also knows that if he is caught speeding by even 1mph , or using his phone , or doing anything whatsoever wrong whilst at the wheel , he will receive an instant driving ban , and a thump on the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 20170707_180328_resized.jpg IMG_20170707_190325.jpg well i cant believe that i was weak willed enough , to let you lot , persuade ? , cajole ? ,ney , force !!!, me into drinking , against my will. i have to stay in and read my bible all night to atone for my sins now. i must admit , if a naked and rampant kylie mynogue had been crawling all over the table , the beer would have still got it first lol. Send Kylie round here mel,I'll have a crack at it as don't shoot and I've no beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted July 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Send Kylie round here mel,I'll have a crack at it as don't shoot and I've no beer. i did wonder if i should send her around this morning dave , but i figured that you wouldnt really want her pestering you for bedroom favours , while you were trying to eat your cornflakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 i did wonder if i should send her around this morning dave , but i figured that you wouldnt really want her pestering you for bedroom favours , while you were trying to eat your cornflakes. Three weatabix if it's Kylie mel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 I've spent the day on the Norfolk Broads and drink was my choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddler Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Shooting every time....not even Cheryl would keep me from a rifle range if trigger time was on the cards (esp. since she got that rose tattoo - puts ya right off doin doggy wiv her) That said, if Lucy kept whispering words in my ear like moist, damp, blowy & the like, as she does, I may take a day off to sort her out proper-like. Used to drink the Ikea alcohol free cider when away at Bisley weekends. Nice stuff, esp served very cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted July 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 I've spent the day on the Norfolk Broads and drink was my choice now that sounds like a top day. Shooting every time....not even Cheryl would keep me from a rifle range if trigger time was on the cards (esp. since she got that rose tattoo - puts ya right off doin doggy wiv her) That said, if Lucy kept whispering words in my ear like moist, damp, blowy & the like, as she does, I may take a day off to sort her out proper-like. Used to drink the Ikea alcohol free cider when away at Bisley weekends. Nice stuff, esp served very cold. i just did a google , i didnt even know that ikea sold cider , how very scandinavian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitebridges Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 I've spent the day on the Norfolk Broads and drink was my choice I've just spent a week on the Yare at Brundall. 10 miles from home. We are truly flattered you came all that way figgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 now that sounds like a top day. i just did a google , i didnt even know that ikea sold cider , how very scandinavian. THAT'S what you Googled?!? LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddler Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 THAT'S what you Googled?!? LS Dudley. Strange place & stranger folk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted July 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Dudley. Strange place & stranger folk funny that you should mention that , because the strangest person that i ever came across in dudley , was you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddler Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 funny that you should mention that , because the strangest person that i ever came across in dudley , was you . Only coz of my posh Mackem accent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 I've just spent a week on the Yare at Brundall. 10 miles from home. We are truly flattered you came all that way figgy. Here for the week on the north broads, spent the afternoon and night in Wroxham or Roy's town and off to Horning today for an overnight mooring. Very nice some of the houses along the water ways. Plenty of drinking and a spot of fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 I bet I only drink 5 units a year. I've no interest in the stuff but I've also no interest in shooting after a hell of a day. I only get out once a week now due to family commitments. I'm lacking land these days with only 4 farms with 100 , 300, 20 and 5 acres. No bunnies around really either again. I've shot 4 this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted July 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) I bet I only drink 5 units a year. I've no interest in the stuff but I've also no interest in shooting after a hell of a day. I only get out once a week now due to family commitments. I'm lacking land these days with only 4 farms with 100 , 300, 20 and 5 acres. No bunnies around really either again. I've shot 4 this year. i normally drink about two pints a year these days , but i was gagging on friday and reckon i could have downed a gallon. ive been shooting loads of rabbits for some time now , im stil seeing quite a few about , so feel free to pop over nath and have a few hours at them. Edited July 9, 2017 by mel b3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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