dodgy dave Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 11 hours ago, la bala said: Never mind boi, I will give you a laugh. Put the Landy away last night, tried to snatch it out of gear before i demolished my work bench, its not only clutchless but now jammed in gear. Happy days hey. and hows the workbench 35 minutes ago, ditchman said: you want to see the bloody size of the molehill that wretched thing has pushed up during the night...im speechless thats a first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 this is what the wretched thing did last nite.......cant tell you how annoyed i am.............. the swear filter has commited suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wigeon jim Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 They think it a safe place to put up a breeding mound,😀 Jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 I like many others open up this thread at every chance, with pounding heart rate and hypertension, anticipating the next instalment. Unless I have missed it, has anyone suggested that it's breeding season, and there might be MOLES, As in plural. My record for one set of tunnels is 5. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, 30-6 said: I like many others open up this thread at every chance, with pounding heart rate and hypertension, anticipating the next instalment. Unless I have missed it, has anyone suggested that it's breeding season, and there might be MOLES, As in plural. My record for one set of tunnels is 5. Just a thought. i could get a moleskin jacket out of this yet.................................thank you for your kind words of support..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Have you ever thought of opening up a mole sanctuary ? Like the donkeys type of thing. Sandwiches, pot of tea, gift shop, the likes of PETA, MR PACKHAM ETC, would make you a fortune. You lucky sod. Edit to add - don't forget climbing frame for the kids. Edited June 19, 2020 by 30-6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdadphil Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 As it has been said this is becoming an educational thread...... perhaps this will be of interest! with thanks to https://easyscienceforkids.com/all-about-moles/ Cheers! gdadphil PS there are many sites about moving to Ireland ! SORRY!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 yes yes all very interesting... not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Are you tracking your Amazon package? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Your not alone in your struggle, we've had all these in the last 24 hours. The one on the far left was dug about 15 minutes ago, the cat was sat underneath the tree watching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 It's raining otherwise i would go and photograph the mole hills here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Blimey, I was expecting to come back and see picture of dead moles lying all over the lawn, its gone very quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 still waiting for the traps to arrive........got all my other kit ready .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 You're making a mountain out of a molehill, well, you could if you wanted to with all that soil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Its like waiting for the battle of the Somme to start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 No one would have believed in the first years of the twenty first century That ditchman's affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of he's back garden No one could have dreamed that he was being scrutinized As someone with a shotgun studies pigeons that swarm and multiply on fields of stubble Few men even considered the possibility of life in other gardens And yet, across the gulf of ditchys lawn Minds immeasurably superior to his own regarded his turf with envious noses And slowly and surely They drew their plans against him (Blame the lockdown and too much time on my hands) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 moles are on the rise........they will infest our planet...............it is the time for humanity to stand against them and bring them down....i am but the first of the few that will carry the fight forward............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Blimey you make it sound like the end of mankind, lets hope the moles don’t mutate into these things or you will need bigger traps…aaaaaah Edited June 19, 2020 by old'un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 you see ............................its true ...thats what im talking about ....and everybody thought i was stupid ...huh...........who's laughing now eh ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 11 minutes ago, old'un said: Blimey you make it sound like the end of mankind, lets hope the moles don’t mutate into these things or you will need bigger traps…aaaaaah That’s more like the ones ditchman has under the lawn 🤭 it was getting a bit like tails from the riverbank 🙄 thanks for showing the true horror of the beasts ditchman is overrun with 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Shocking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 I say we take off and nuke the lawn from orbit. Its the only way to be sure 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, strimmer_13 said: I say we take off and nuke the lawn from orbit. Its the only way to be sure 😂 Check out the video I put onto page 1, It certainly cleared the mole problem up for that chap! 💥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandango Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Have figured out yet if it’s a male or female mole ???? easy way to tell is:- if the moles hills go in a straight line,,, it’s a male ..... if there all over the place it’s a female bit like a bloke going to shop in the supermarket and a woman shopping in the supermarket 😁😁👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenholland Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 I think we need crowd funding , I will have a word with boris , failing that I will give trump a bell , once this is sorted , I will order some plastic turf , this man has gone through enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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