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13 minutes ago, ditchman said:

as long as they are nice and plump...them skinny ones last mth were useless...

They were ferrets . Due to , brexit , covid , Ukraine,  nhs failures , and a flat tyre on my pushbike , I couldn't get your usual reubenesque hamsters . Things aren't looking so great this month either , but I should be able to get my hands on a few hedgehogs for you .

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20 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

They were ferrets . Due to , brexit , covid , Ukraine,  nhs failures , and a flat tyre on my pushbike , I couldn't get your usual reubenesque hamsters . Things aren't looking so great this month either , but I should be able to get my hands on a few hedgehogs for you .

as long as they are young ones i shud be able to make do with them ..as long as they dont walk backwards

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1 hour ago, discobob said:

Did they slip out when you walked?

I think I just threw up in my mouth 🤢

😄😄😄😄😄

1 hour ago, Bobba said:

Probably one rung up from the man who breeds gerbils for Richard Gere

You just had to set him off didn't you 😄😄😄

1 hour ago, ditchman said:

oooohhhh is this something i shud know about ?

is he a pet shop boy ?

A gerbil is just a long tailed hamster , that's easier to retrieve 😄.

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1 hour ago, mel b3 said:

😄😄😄😄😄

You just had to set him off didn't you 😄😄😄

A gerbil is just a long tailed hamster , that's easier to retrieve 😄.

do you supply them with an easy applicator ?

this is my last post on this subject....i shall now watch from afar

 

WE ARE GOING "OFF TOPIC"......TIME TO RETURN TO THE ERANT ROYALS

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1 hour ago, ditchman said:

do you supply them with an easy applicator ?

this is my last post on this subject....i shall now watch from afar

 

WE ARE GOING "OFF TOPIC"......TIME TO RETURN TO THE ERANT ROYALS

I dip their heads in copper slip. 

39 minutes ago, discobob said:

I have heard that @mel b3 has a Royal Warrant - and a live animal export license to the USA so it may not be that far off topic 😂

I will leave it alone now :whistling:

I can neither confirm,  nor deny , that I have a royal warrant,  and a royal coat of arms on the side of my horse and cart. That is now my final word on the whole sordid affair .🤫

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She seems to think Harry’s the lucky one for marrying her, not the other way round. 
 

Prior to marrying into royalty she was resorting to taking her clothes off on camera to get famous. 
 

Prior to marrying her he had friends and family and was most likely one of the most popular Royal’s, a national hero in the eye of many, fought abroad etc etc. 
 

Post wedding he seems to have lost a hell of a lot whilst she swans about with these endorsements and deals she must think came from her hard work 🤣

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just listened to Charles 3rd address to the nation...a very different man now.......

i also took note of his very generous and loving reference to harry and megan.........

if she continues her fight against the British royalty now ...it will be like a stab in the back with a poison knife.........

we will see...

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