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13 minutes ago, ditchman said:

Hungarian goulash........with a couple of good ole dumplings.....they tasted superb a cross between rib-o-beef and fresh bread with a peppery twang.........

christ that went down well

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Both my nan and mum made dumplings but they put them in the stew to cook, never seen them done like yours, but they look nice.

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12 minutes ago, billytheghillie said:

Looks tasty, how did you make the dumplings?

cup full of raising flour

3/4's cup suet

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 tsp baking powder

loads of black pepper and chopped parsley

mix together DRY....then slowly add small ammountsof water   andstir with a spoon keep on adding water (little) andstir until it starts toclumps together.....when it does grab a handful and gently squeeze together so its just smaller than a tennis ball.....DONT KNEED IT TOGETHER it needs to have air in it...............then steam or cook for 20 mins

6 minutes ago, old'un said:

Both my nan and mum made dumplings but they put them in the stew to cook, never seen them done like yours, but they look nice.

sometimes i finish them off in the oven to make them nice and crispy on top

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39 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

I would have hoped for a bit more colour on the dumplings................................................

WHAT SORT OF BLOODY COLOUR ..rainbow.....flouresant green....bleedin' orange....irridesant blue !!!!!!....fer christs sake ...i did these specially for you dammit..:big_boss:

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5 minutes ago, billytheghillie said:

I dont think he would go there!

he would be well advised to keep well clear of it.........making comments like that :mad:

they are supposed to look like a drowned babies head....end of..........ask any materlot

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49 minutes ago, JohnfromUK said:

Dumplings along with a few other things like semolina pudding, tapioca, rice pudding are for me memories of school meals that I would much rather not remember!  Hence all are 'off' my menu.

tapioca/frogs egg............was my skool nightmare.........

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20 minutes ago, harrycatcat1 said:

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

I'm having stew tomorrow I might have a go and make some dumplings 👍👍

dont use too much water and dont kneed them so they are like plastercine....just enough water to granulate them...so when you get a handful and push it together ..they stick together...........JUST

dont use you hot hands to mix it...the heat will melt the suet...use a fork

always use colmans mustard ....it was made for dipping yer dumps in.....

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1 hour ago, ditchman said:

dont use too much water and dont kneed them so they are like plastercine....just enough water to granulate them...so when you get a handful and push it together ..they stick together...........JUST

dont use you hot hands to mix it...the heat will melt the suet...use a fork

always use colmans mustard ....it was made for dipping yer dumps in.....

Thanks for the advice 👍 🙏 

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As for blowing smoke where the sun don’t shine would you need to remove the ginger first?

just asking for a friend?

On 13/12/2023 at 19:47, ditchman said:

wwwwwhhhhaaaat....................they are supposed to look like that................you are blowing smoke up my anus arnt you /??

 

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2 hours ago, GingerCat said:

I always stick them on top of the stew, soaks up some more flavour. Occasionally I cover the whole of the stew and leave the lid off so it's goes hard like a pie crust. Lovely. 

crispy top is supreme.........i sometimes slap them under the grill..................snake & pigmy stew/casserole done in the oven...then the last 20 mins..pop a flat suet dumpling ontop...back in the oven............................ooohhhhhhhhhhh  very nice

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1 hour ago, ditchman said:

crispy top is supreme.........i sometimes slap them under the grill..................snake & pigmy stew/casserole done in the oven...then the last 20 mins..pop a flat suet dumpling ontop...back in the oven............................ooohhhhhhhhhhh  very nice

Not had snake & pigmy for a while 🤔 my Mrs won't eat it 🙄

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