DSPUK Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Vivienne - Is that a "Yes" I told you not to answer the phone !! -- Stop ringing me then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 if it moves....shoot it....if it does'nt...shoot it till it does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkPassenger Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Withnail: "You can stuff it up your **** for nothing and **** off while you're doing it!" Richard E. Grant, Withnail & I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 "It's Lovatt" The Longest Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin2 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 heat and true romance the dogs ******** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcontroller Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Not a movie but life on Mars; Come out with your hands up, your'e surrounded by armed ********. FC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeplemming Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Yippee-ki-yay, mother******. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windrush Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Well I have a few that I like but... "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"... Italian job. My best mate used to say this to me all the time, can't think why? And the little kid from Bigfoot just after they run it over and the dad takes his rifle to go and check it out.. Kid... "Shoot it!" Dad... "It's dead" Kid... "Shoot it anyway!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper6 Posted January 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 ARE WE ALL THINKIN What's that? Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish. Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? Tommy: It's for protection. Turkish: Protection from what . . . zee Germans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 "I'm a Lead Farmer ************" , Robert Downey Jr, Tropic Thunder. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRS Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 oooh you are awfull , but i like you **** emery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 ASH......Lady I'm affraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store. DEADITE SHE B**CH.....Who the hell are you. ASH........Names Ash....(COCKS GUN)...........Housewares. DEADITE SHE B**CH........I'll swallow your soul. ASH....Come get some. ARMY OF DARKNESS.........S.mart ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratman2 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Come on guys and girls whats the movie quote which sticks in your mind "what we,ve got here is a failure to communicate" ..........The Captain (Strother Martin) to Cool Hand Luke 1967 That has to be my favourite, but it's a film, not a bloody movie, a movie is summat the Yanks do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breastman Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) (Interviewer to camera) "I'm here with Earl Ramsey, head of the local chapter of the NRA" "Now Mr Ramsey, now i assume you're against gun control?" Ramsey; "Gun control, is for wimps and commies! Lets get one thing perfectly straight, guns don't kill people, ah do!" U.H.F. "Lets do the whole ******* village man!" Platoon Mark Edited January 19, 2010 by Breastman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 "****ERS" Stifler American Pie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 " Remember when I promised to kill you last? .....I lied!" Commando "In space, nobody can hear you scream"...Alien "Kill yourself stephen.....you know it makes sense!!!" American werewolf in London Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Withnail: "You can stuff it up your **** for nothing and **** off while you're doing it!" Richard E. Grant, Withnail & I. brilliant..... "we came on holiday by mistake ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacrowbasher Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 In predator when he throws the machete " Stick around" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 (edited) There are so many memorable quotes from Bad Boys 2, but this one is quite good: Mike Lowery: Now *that's* how you supposed to shoot! From now on, that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that. WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfuc ker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some dysfunctional s4it! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and s4it, though. Edited January 20, 2010 by ollie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 This is ******* bull **** Cartman, South Park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 "Dying aint no way to make a living Boy" Josey Wales when confronted by a Bounty Hunter in the film Outlaw Josey Wales. ( just before he shoots him ) or Colonel Saito and Colonel Nicholson in Bridge on the River Quai... Saito ........." do you know what will happen if the bridge isnt open on time ? I will have to Kill Myself, What would you do if you were me "? Nicholson....."Well I suppose if I were you I would have to kill myself " Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev 1 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 He's got a rubber boobie......Meet the ####ers What's your sisters name ####er? Martha......He says......Brilliant film Jaws... Were going to need a bigger boat..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 I have two, the first is from shawshank redemption when andy dufresne asks red for "rita hayworth" AD- well, can you get her? red- well sh4t andy, i dont have her stuffed down the front of my pants right now i'm sorry to say, but yeah i can get her. the second isn't really a quote, more of the whole scene from "no country for old men" where javier bardem [the psycho] enters the garage to pay for his gas, the attendant says something the weather and where he's from to which he replies "what's it to you, FRIENDO?" and then just about the rest of that scene really creases me up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Did he say blessed are the greek? Oh, the meek, blessed are the meek! i'm glad they're getting something cos they have a hell of a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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