tosspot Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 should the toilet roll unfurl from the front or down the back? its driving me to distraction i'll be happy to go with the majority :unsure: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 I think it depends, whether you are right, or left handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Now that is a QUESTION !!!! HMMM I'm thinking down the back , as the roll will spin clockwise ! But with drink this evening , so i'll give this some thought ! all the best yis yp OOOO ***kin L The good lady says from the front !!! Tosspot you are a sod !!! alll the best yis yp :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Beleive me when you have KIDS you want it down the FRONT as when their fingers go THROUGH the paper they make a mess of the wall in a grab for more Not nice to have to clean up either :unsure: LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 From the front - it makes you "posh". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadSpringer Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 I'm with YP! It has to roll from the back! ps It also so has to roll freely so I can use far more than I need to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamspartacus Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 Great question, front for me definitelybecause in those situations when the next sheet doesn't hang off the roll you dont have to reach round the back of it, petty but important. IAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 You're all too posh... I stand the roll on the cistern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 HMMM I'm thinking down the back , as the roll will spin clockwise ! no i think that would be anti clockwise :unsure: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenzie Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmo Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 You're all too posh... I stand the roll on the cistern me 2 m8 :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nildes Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Whats wrong with you guys? You're all too posh with nancy bums that's what Whats wrong with squares of newspaper threaded on a string hanging from the back of the door? Always some snippet of interest to read whilst you're straining :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 ohhhhh Nildes dont That reminds me of that Tracing paper they used to use in Public Toilets and in the School when i was a kid. :blink: It was so bad we started to use the Paper towels Medicated paper :unsure: I ask you LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quist Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 ohhhhh Nildes dont That reminds me of that Tracing paper they used to use in Public Toilets and in the School when i was a kid. :blink: It was so bad we started to use the Paper towels Medicated paper :unsure: I ask you LG Tracing Paper? D'you mind, that was prime stuff for wrapping round your comb and playing tunes on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pelt man Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Paper makes my *** bleed as i have a grape problem. :blink: so i have a BIDET :unsure: Nice & cooooool THE PELT MAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 When we where kids playing on a building site my mate took a dump, wiped his *** with asbestos, I can still picture his mum hosing his *** in the garden waiting on the ambulance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 If you are a Posh tart you don't use paper you use a Bidet. If you are a conformist you hang it from the front. If you are inteligent you hang it from the back. Why, well when you got kids, a cat or a puppy, its far easier to roll the paper back on if they have just unwound it all on the floor. :unsure: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenbears10 Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Front, anything else is madness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Beleive me when you have KIDS you want it down the FRONT as when their fingers go THROUGH the paper they make a mess of the wall in a grab for more Not nice to have to clean up either LG Do they have such luxuries up there or are you just posting an answer to make us all think that you do :blink: :unsure: I thought that you lot used next doors cat for that sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 My boss would like to say thanks for asking this question as I have spent all day trying to work out what way the paper should hang. I have tried various internet searches, CAD drawings, scientific theories and have come to the basic conclusion.............................. DOES IT REALLY MATTER?:unsure:?:blink:???:D???/ The theory behind it hanging down the back as the roll would rotate clockwise really depends on what side of you the holder is fitted. I was going to go off on a real tangent and make this a really long post that you would all get bored of reading and then you might start posting about shooting again. OR Having a go at ColinSRI, What's he done to upset the masses? Sorry off topic there Cheers MC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Paper makes my *** bleed as i have a grape problem. :blink: so i have a BIDET :unsure: Nice & cooooool THE PELT MAN way to much info pelt man!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 ohhhhh Nildes dont That reminds me of that Tracing paper they used to use in Public Toilets and in the School when i was a kid. It was so bad we started to use the Paper towels Medicated paper :unsure: I ask you LG Tracing Paper? D'you mind, that was prime stuff for wrapping round your comb and playing tunes on ohhhhh Nildes dont That reminds me of that Tracing paper they used to use in Public Toilets and in the School when i was a kid. B) It was so bad we started to use the Paper towels :blink: Medicated paper I ask you LG Tracing Paper? D'you mind, that was prime stuff for wrapping round your comb and playing tunes on ohhhhh Nildes dont That reminds me of that Tracing paper they used to use in Public Toilets and in the School when i was a kid. It was so bad we started to use the Paper towels Medicated paper I ask you LG Tracing Paper? D'you mind, that was prime stuff for wrapping round your comb and playing tunes on ohhhhh Nildes dont That reminds me of that Tracing paper they used to use in Public Toilets and in the School when i was a kid. It was so bad we started to use the Paper towels Medicated paper I ask you LG When I wuz a lad they used to allow us two sheets of this only. One to wipe with, and the other to polish. Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 See sporting pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 the correct answer is to have the paper hanging down the front , beacon radio gave the scientific reason as to why a couple of months ago but i'm ******** if i can remember what the reason was , adding to the post about the guy wiping with asbestos , many years ago a friend and myself were having a mooch around a building site (as kids used to) when my friend had to take a dump , after a few minutes i heard him calling me to pass him something to wipe with , the only soft stuff i could find was fibreglass loft unsulation , to this day i swear it was a honest mistake coming to think of it my mate had a strange habit of pooing anywhere , the most horrible place was the deep end of coseley baths on a busy saturday afternoon in 1981 B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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