Hamster Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Films don't change. It's us that do. Nah, I squirmed first time round. I don't want to admit to knowing the plot but in Independence Day didn't Mister Purrsident himself jump in a fighter to finish the job off? There's not enough vomit in the world...................... :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Nah, I squirmed first time round. I don't want to admit to knowing the plot but in Independence Day didn't Mister Purrsident himself jump in a fighter to finish the job off? There's not enough vomit in the world...................... :blush: Yes he did but Will 'often miscast' Smith was rubbish too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bfrog Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Hancock - another awfull smith film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I liked Waterworld AND The Postman But then again I liked "revenge of the toxic avenger" & "Revenge of the killer tomatoes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss.tony Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 barb wire with Pamela Anderson shocking film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 As someone who loves trash cinema, my vote goes to Desert Thunder (1999) with Frost: Portrait of a Vampire (2003) as a very close runner up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the enigma Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 The Transporter was bad enough,but I could only managed about 10 minutes of The Transporter 2.... Complete dross........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloke Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 "Churchill - the hollywood years" - biggest crock I think I have seen for years, but give me a minute, there will be more...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azzurri Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Rocky 1,2,3,4 etc etc.. not that bad in their day but total cringeville now...and as for Rambo...don't even go there !! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegasus bridge Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 snakes on a plane - i suspect those involved in it now look back at it and self harm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breastman Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Starship troopers...its absolutey dreadful. That is crazy talk! Its hilarious and almost a premonition of 9/11 and the Iraq/Afghan war, except the 'good guys' win in the end! My vote has to go to Showdown in Little Tokoyo, particualrly the scene before a gun fight Brandon Lee (RIP) commends Dolph Lundgren on the size of his wang :blink: And Witness Protection with Tom Sizemore, utter, utter drivel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Marty Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Waited for weeks to see hot Fuzz was very let down. Karate Kid original as a young fellow was my first film on VIDEO loved it, saw week or two ago couldn't beleive how poor it was. My favourite of all time was Road House the film were Swayze was the bouncer. ( I THOUGHT YOU'D BE BIGGER. ) Got real excited when 2 came out, total and utter **** not 1 original cast member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben0850 Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Transformers anyone? A load of special effects and nowt else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Waited for weeks to see hot Fuzz was very let down. Hot Fuzz is a great film! (In my opinion, of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Dolph Lundgren on the size of his wang :blink: And Witness Protection with Tom Sizemore, utter, utter drivel Anything with Dolph in it makes me want to claw flesh off my own face :lol: , in one of his filums he tells this girl he loves her about 3 minutes after meeting her. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yates Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 It's got to be Braveheart....FREEDOM..no Mel, ..BOREDOM. Historically inacurate and totally unbelievable. I mean the Scots beating the English, never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Marty Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Hot Fuzz is a great film! (In my opinion, of course). Sorry mate didn't do it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandladdie Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 It's got to be Braveheart....FREEDOM..no Mel, ..BOREDOM. Historically inacurate and totally unbelievable. I'm with you there and I'm on the other side of the fence so to speak! But as we all know Hollywood doesn't like the truth to get in the way of a good story. Anything with that Statham fellow in it. You just see his name on the trailer and instantly know not to bother watching it. All the Saw series. Can't have anyone speaking ill of Top Gun. Fantastic, to this day and all the better for having no sequel! :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maidment78 Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Hot Fuzz is a great film! (In my opinion, of course). Top film! In tears all the way through. Got to be a top ten best ever . Now miss congeniality 2, that made my eyes and ears bleed. Last time I ever let the wife choose a film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 what was that film called with Kylie minougue in ? she was a special agent in some south american banana republic...it was some sort of spoof movie but it made me wretch .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 what was that film called with Kylie minougue in ? she was a special agent in some south american banana republic...it was some sort of spoof movie but it made me wretch .......... Mortal Combat?Ok if you're 6 or 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Moulin Rouge Mamma Mia Bridget Jones (either) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slated Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Lost in translation I think the plot was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Moulin Rouge Mamma Mia Bridget Jones (either) Chick flicktastic! Zapp, no red blooded male would even admit to having seen any of those, never mind critiquieing them. Take yourself outside right now and have a word with yourself, there's a good chap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) Double post - too keen to abuse the mods Edited April 17, 2012 by Blunderbuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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