Asa Bear Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 I've just asked Mrs. Logo what you should do and she said buy the gun. There you go mate permission granted! Seriously though it sounds to me as though there's bigger issues here. Go ahead buy the gun and I'm sure the issues will surface. Kill or cure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denniswebb Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Some years ago i wrote a marriage guidance for the clayshooter for Pull magazine, it tackles most of the points raised on here about buying a new gun and dealing with domestic bliss. Dennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Had to laugh at the money stash in the gun safe, thats what I do Me too ha, ha the stuff we have to do eh lads, ATB Flynny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshLamb Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Had to laugh at the money stash in the gun safe, thats what I do So do I! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Hahahaha! Do I send mine through RDF?? No ,you must make her walk bare foot from your house to my house . That will be the starting of her training . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 This thread has made me realise i need to go home and kiss my wife... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 This thread has made me realise i need to go home and kiss my wife... If you want to send your wife down Gixer I wouldnt expect her to walk from scotland to Norwich . I would drop a bike off at kings Lynn for her . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 If you want to send your wife down Gixer I wouldnt expect her to walk from scotland to Norwich . I would drop a bike off at kings Lynn for her . Harnser . sod the bike Harsner - knowing my wife she'd sell it and make a profit! make the wench walk! ...remember she already got a kiss! can't give too much in one go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildfowler.250 Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 tell her you cancelled it, buy the gun then say you did a straight swap with your old gun. problem solved I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onefulham Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 It's quite easy, just give her a chocolate button when she does something good, and a squirt of water in the face when she does wrong. Some people use electric shock collars, but this should really only be used for the worst behaviour. Watched the 'Big Bang Theory' where one of them did this, trouble is i watched it with my wife so she would know what I am up to ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Why not have a joint bank account, then there are no secrets and no jealousies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mat Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 If you want to send your wife down Gixer I wouldnt expect her to walk from scotland to Norwich . I would drop a bike off at kings Lynn for her . Harnser . Leave a bike in Kings Lynn? The thing would be nicked in about 5 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storme37 Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Why not have a joint bank account, then there are no secrets and no jealousies? and no new guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibspoon Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 My other half used to be a bit like this. Try making a 'supreme sacrifice' to earn brownie points! I'm selling my (beloved!) Mazda RX8 because we can't afford to run two gas guzzlers (A grand cherokee). My Mrs says that when I sell it I can buy a new gun!! I'm not sure if she's trying to confuse me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the poacher Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 this thread makes me laugh you work for a living obviously,aslong as they have what they want ect whats the diffrence in you getting what you want i,m not having ago mate .....show them nothing the more you show them the more they moan about I hope you get what you want ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpy Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Never mind buying a new gun ! sounds like you need to buy yourself a pair of trouser's and tell her indoor's to stop wearing your's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) Many years ago I used to work with a woman who's husband used to go fishing in Ireland for a week each year with his brother...........................silly man. If you get what I mean? As soon as he was off down the road she turned into a raging nympho for a week and then reverted back to sweet darling little wifey when he got back. Half the young blokes in the workshops were on vitamin tablets the week before he went trying to build up their strength a bit for the task ahead. The older blokes took bets and kept a score sheet. There is no way I would leave my wife alone for a week to go fishing. No way at all. Edited September 3, 2012 by Vince Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utectok Posted September 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utectok Posted September 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 It's quite easy, just give her a chocolate button when she does something good, and a squirt of water in the face when she does wrong. Some people use electric shock collars, but this should really only be used for the worst behaviour. Sounds good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utectok Posted September 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Ok so think its sorted. Trading in another gun so it keeps everyone happy even swmbo gave it the thumbs happy days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanj Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Many years ago I used to work with a woman who's husband used to go fishing in Ireland for a week each year with his brother...........................silly man. If you get what I mean? As soon as he was off down the road she turned into a raging nympho for a week and then reverted back to sweet darling little wifey when he got back. Half the young blokes in the workshops were on vitamin tablets the week before he went trying to build up their strength a bit for the task ahead. The older blokes took bets and kept a score sheet. There is no way I would leave my wife alone for a week to go fishing. No way at all. Trust is a marvellous thing.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Ok so think its sorted. Trading in another gun so it keeps everyone happy even swmbo gave it the thumbs happy days! what gun are you getting buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clakk Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 got 3 guns . simple rules we have joint account for life wots left is 50/50 ours spend it on whatever u want she got 2 grands of pandora bead **** sh,,,, i got 3 shottys n 2 airguns all happy no ding dong rows life 2 short .watched my pa lose his battle against cancer that made me say life sucks we want it we have it .your only here once no rehersals live life go out smiling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferretfiddler Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 I thought that's what the top shelf of a gun safe was for, Gun Fund money so the screaming skull doesn't find it ! As for getting it in the house, just wait till she's out, then take in the house. Most of my guns have been REAL bargains or swaps ;-) just like the 3 wardrobes of rags she has :-) tell em nowt, save the ozone layer that's my motto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pole Star Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) If you give in next time it will be worse ! stand your ground & don't budge an inch ! or the next thing you know she will have you preforming tricks like a pet poodle in front of her friends !. I stayed a bachelor & its the best decision I ever made once they think they have got you under control they CHANGE !!!! talk about Jackal & Hyde !!!! I got rid of the last one cos she wouldn't iron me a shirt ! Edited September 9, 2012 by Pole Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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