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It's was a dig at the grammar that you have used in your 2nd sentence.

 

Lol

 

Not a proper dig mind a tongue in cheek joby ;-)

I am suffer slightly from dyslexia (very common in people with a high IQ. lol ) and will now sue you under the

Disability discrimination act 1995. :whistling:

Edit.............just noticed I put I am suffer. :lol:

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hello, well despite who or what nationality there is such a thing as an oxford english dictionary and even at 66 i have to use one. recently i had cause to be berated in a local newspaper as being a bloody old fool with a mind your own bleeb bleep business, yet this letter with 100 words 50 were not the right spelling.!!!!!!

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I taught English for 9 years in Poland, Italy, Czech and Spain. My pre intermediate students would have spelt this short ad correctly. IMHO this was written by an illiterate British person.

I'm sure you've made a spelling mistake there.

 

Surly it should be "illegitimate"

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I have a spelling checker,

It came with my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,

Your sure reel glad two no.

Its vary polished in it's weigh.

My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours o'er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's

Hour spelling mite decline,

And if we're lacks oar have a laps,

We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare,

Their are know fault's with in my cite,

Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,

It does knot bring a tier.

My pay purrs awl due glad den

With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should bee proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays

Such soft wear four pea seas,

And why eye brake in two averse

Buy righting want too pleas.

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They writer of the ad is definitely English as they give the shoe size in UK and not European size.

 

Grammar and puntuation really are very important as it allows people.to read without any ambiguity what.yiu want to say and it also reflects on you as person as to whether you can actually be bothered to have a basic understanding of your own language. I fi d to fascinating.

 

I did see a peom the other day which was very clever. I'll see if I can dig it out and post it.

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I have a spelling checker,

It came with my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,

Your sure reel glad two no.

Its vary polished in it's weigh.

My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours o'er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's

Hour spelling mite decline,

And if we're lacks oar have a laps,

We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare,

Their are know fault's with in my cite,

Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,

It does knot bring a tier.

My pay purrs awl due glad den

With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should bee proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays

Such soft wear four pea seas,

And why eye brake in two averse

Buy righting want too pleas.

Excellent:-)))

 

English spelling is notoriously difficult, no rules. In most of the languages I know (Polish,Italian, Hungarian, Spanish etc) spelling follows pronunciation. French is the exception (why is that not surprising?).

 

Spell checkers don't work with context, only a correct word. Homophones are therefore 'tricky'!

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They writer of the ad is definitely English as they give the shoe size in UK and not European size.

 

Grammar and puntuation really are very important as it allows people.to read without any ambiguity what.yiu want to say and it also reflects on you as person as to whether you can actually be bothered to have a basic understanding of your own language. I fi d to fascinating.

 

I did see a peom the other day which was very clever. I'll see if I can dig it out and post it.

Please check.

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Excellent:-)))

 

English spelling is notoriously difficult, no rules. In most of the languages I know (Polish,Italian, Hungarian, Spanish etc) spelling follows pronunciation. French is the exception (why is that not surprising?).

 

Spell checkers don't work with context, only a correct word. Homophones are therefore 'tricky'!

Are you Homophonic? :whistling::innocent:

 

Mike.

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