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Many years ago a Mate of mine divorced his wife, when it all went through he bought himself a lovely Kemen to celebrate.

 

I used to enjoy telling people that he had bought the gun after losing 12 stone, the punchline being he got a divorce!

I got divorced 2 years ago and at the time I was devastated but now I realise it was the best thing that ever happened to me.. I've met someone and never been so happy, she's an amazing cook and is a fantastic person..lets me shoot when I want, and I'm now on the sofa after eating venison and Stilton pie with a beer in hand..

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Already got mine poacher :lol::lol:

the picture doesn't come over.

It took a second or two to see that one. Personally I'm Not bothered about receiving any presents as there's nothing I need, anything I really want I'll buy myself. but I always get some bits and pieces. Every Christmas we have a day where everyone and their dog comes to us. It's cramped and over crowded but everyone comes and appears to enjoy the day. Last year I decided to give all of the boys a day where we all went and had a round of clays + cartridges, to the pub for a pint or two and then back home for burgers, hot dogs, trifle the whole works all on me. That's better than a pair of socks.

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It took a second or two to see that one. Personally I'm Not bothered about receiving any presents as there's nothing I need, anything I really want I'll buy myself. but I always get some bits and pieces. Every Christmas we have a day where everyone and their dog comes to us. It's cramped and over crowded but everyone comes and appears to enjoy the day. Last year I decided to give all of the boys a day where we all went and had a round of clays + cartridges, to the pub for a pint or two and then back home for burgers, hot dogs, trifle the whole works all on me. That's better than a pair of socks.

Just what it is all about fortune :good:

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...venison and Stilton pie...

I think I'd be pretty pleased with one of these. Sounds fantastic.

 

And/or socks. My Smartwool walking socks have started to disintegrate and need replacing (after six years), so, some more of those please Lady S. :good:

 

And lots of good scotch. Obbo.

 

For me, Christmas is all about the food. Epic hot hams and roast goose, and big trays of stuffing, and, of course, Christmas pudding :drool:

 

LS

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To be honest La bala, when I first saw that pic' I thought it had been taken from the floor, looking up at someones crotch and an overhanging belly! Took me a while to realise what it was. :yes:

 

:)

I thought it looked like. Home made version of a blow up doll but I didn't have my glasses on

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I reckon he's planning to steal my supplies when the world ends... I've only got a tin of beans and some lentils in my house ... sorry I mean bug in location 😂😂😂

 

That's no good to him Lloyd. He'll be on another forum talking about chromium plated carbon steel survival knives and multi vitamin irradiated vacuum packed meals that he can impress all his friends with. One thing I learned from the survival videos my mate used to send me was that you have to spend at least five grand on the basics and not worry about skills or knowledge. Its all about buying and bragging.

 

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That's no good to him Lloyd. He'll be on another forum talking about chromium plated carbon steel survival knives and multi vitamin irradiated vacuum packed meals that he can impress all his friends with. One thing I learned from the survival videos my mate used to send me was that you have to spend at least five grand on the basics and not worry about skills or knowledge. Its all about buying and bragging.

 

 

That sums it up nicely! :good:

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Your replies on here are as bad as on your other threads

Are you getting a bug out backpack for the apocalypse ?

You asked an open question - I gave my opinion. Simple forum rules TBH. If you can't take the bants- best not ask the question.

Even the forum bully boys can't argue with that

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