steve_b_wales Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Whilst walking along the beach this afternoon, the subject of 'wonders of the world' (for some reason) came up. I mentioned about the seven wonders, including 'The Hanging Gardens of Babylon'. 'She' in her wisdom, said, 'What do you mean gardens? I thought they were baskets!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilksy II Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Hahaha! Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39TDS Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Last night I went to KFC with my missus. We always have a 2 piece meal not particularly through lack of a sense of adventure but because my missus would never be able to choose something different. Anyway, last night while in the queue she asked if I wanted a 3 piece instead. Not for me thanks, I find them a bit too much. "What do you get in a 3 piece meal then?" she asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted December 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Last night I went to KFC with my missus. We always have a 2 piece meal not particularly through lack of a sense of adventure but because my missus would never be able to choose something different. Anyway, last night while in the queue she asked if I wanted a 3 piece instead. Not for me thanks, I find them a bit too much. "What do you get in a 3 piece meal then?" she asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oowee Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Gems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuji Shooter Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Steve you will have enough material for a 1 man show soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted December 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Steve you will have enough material for a 1 man show soon. Too true. You'd never believe that she has a degree. (In what though, I'm now not so sure!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Whilst walking along the beach this afternoon, the subject of 'wonders of the world' (for some reason) came up. I mentioned about the seven wonders, including 'The Hanging Gardens of Babylon'. 'She' in her wisdom, said, 'What do you mean gardens? I thought they were baskets!' one day shell find out that youve put her bloopers on pigeon watch , then everybody will be saying , can you remember what steve was like before his mrs removed his nuts with the bread knife Last night I went to KFC with my missus. We always have a 2 piece meal not particularly through lack of a sense of adventure but because my missus would never be able to choose something different. Anyway, last night while in the queue she asked if I wanted a 3 piece instead. Not for me thanks, I find them a bit too much. "What do you get in a 3 piece meal then?" she asked. you should have told her that you got the third leg from the special kfc chickens , if you could keep a straight face for long enough you could eventually convince her that kfc have been breeding chickens this way for years . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Too true. You'd never believe that she has a degree. (In what though, I'm now not so sure!) Putting up the stick you give her maybe :whistle: She'll find out one day ya know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me matt Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Last night I went to KFC with my missus. We always have a 2 piece meal not particularly through lack of a sense of adventure but because my missus would never be able to choose something different. Anyway, last night while in the queue she asked if I wanted a 3 piece instead. Not for me thanks, I find them a bit too much. "What do you get in a 3 piece meal then?" she asked. 😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzicat Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Eating a seafood meal in Ireland I slid one Mussel into the next shell & convinced missus I had a double yoker! True Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 You must have seen the clip on FB of the guy asking his girlfriend if she had a pizza how many slices would she have it cut into? 8 she said as she couldn't eat 12 slices Maybe fake I don't know but was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted December 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 You must have seen the clip on FB of the guy asking his girlfriend if she had a pizza how many slices would she have it cut into? 8 she said as she couldn't eat 12 slices Maybe fake I don't know but was funny I like that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 We have just knocked through between the separate toilet and bathroom to make one room. The toilet has a small window above it and the bathroom has a larger window above the bath. They both have an electric light. Little Wife suggested that we upgrade the lighting as the newly enlarged room would be darker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Bless her, she's SPECIAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 I do know of someone, not a female, who was shooting clays for the first time and then being shown how when you opened the gun you tilted it slightly because the fired case was ejected and you didn't want to get it in the face.They said "that's clever how does the gun know which one is empty?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Bu Le Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 A few years ago on holiday we went for dinner and afterwards a beer or two, wifey had 2 long island iced teas. Time for peepies, a hour and a half later still wide awake due to wife's constant wobbly gobbing, sorry says she I'd be quiet but my mouth won't let me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activeviii Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 just think how bad she would be if it wasn't for the degree! A good friend winds his girlfriend up something rotten. Hendersons Pigeon on here. Well, one day he applied for a new job changing the batteries in the cats eye, she was a bit miffed as it meant night shifts so you could see which ones needed the batteries changing. this went on for a long time, she even told her friends that he was going for a new job. this was one of the many that he comes out with and she says its because she loves him and believes everything he says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 I walked into the garage and noticed that the bucket under cold water tap was about half full . Assumed that the tap was leaking and decided to put a new washer on the tap . As I was putting it back together Mrs Harnser came home and said what are you doing dear . I said that the tap was leaking and I was putting a new washer on . Oh she said ,the taps not leaking I have been tipping the water out of the dryer in the bucket as it is to cold to go outside . Harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted December 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Well, the wife has come up with another gem again this morning. We were playing a board quiz game with our grandchildren, and the question came up. 'What 'C' do we get from milk and is needed in our body'? Her written answer - 'Cream'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db135 Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 I know a lass who went to Manchester for a day out she was in a taxi down there seen a magpie out of the window and said to taxi driver eeee a carnt believe it I've seen a magpie down hear thought they only lived in Newcastle 😕 and yes she is that thick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 In the days when we would make our own cassette tapes from LPs my wife picked up an unmarked one, asked what was on it, gave it a shake and put it to her ear to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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