moondoggy Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 18 hours ago, ditchman said: try being gay for a change....the mrs might like a rest as you have been so busy on them long winter evenings Poor girl wouldn't know which way to turn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, AVB said: I didn't know that. I have a whopper down there (cyst that is). Fortunately not painful just makes me a bit lopsided. AVB . You need to have that checked out . Your GP will send you for a ultra sound to determine exactly what is is . If a cyst it can get bigger and bigger and you will soon need a wheel barrow to get around . I have had three ops to have cysts removed . No big deal a couple of hours in the day centre and home you go . You really do need to have it looked at .incidently ,I have found another very small one that my doc has said we will leave alone unless it gets bigger . harnser Edited July 4, 2018 by Harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokersmith Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Pleased you folks are happy, but there's no way I'm putting myself through that mutilation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted July 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 31 minutes ago, Smokersmith said: Pleased you folks are happy, but there's no way I'm putting myself through that mutilation I’ve 4 kids so I can’t keep breeding . On the plus side I’m getting plenty of action and have done since meeting my partner. She’s ace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Harnser said: AVB . You need to have that checked out . Your GP will send you for a ultra sound to determine exactly what is is . If a cyst it can get bigger and bigger and you will soon need a wheel barrow to get around . I have had three ops to have cysts removed . No big deal a couple of hours in the day centre and home you go . You really do need to have it looked at .incidently ,I have found another very small one that my doc has said we will leave alone unless it gets bigger . harnser Thanks for your concern but my urologist keeps an eye on it. He is either doing that or sticking his finger up my ***! Until I am like Buster Gonad out of Viz I’ll leave alone. I just wasn’t aware that they could be caused by having a vasectomy. As we are discussing men’s problems I should mention that I have been suffering from Prostatitis. My urologist prescribed a bi-daily (is that every two days?) of 5mg cialis. Now we all know that cialis is an ED drug but I haven’t had any problems there and my doc specifically prescribed it for the Prostate. However WOW. I feel like a teenager again. Pity I am 12,000 miles away from the wife! And it has worked wonders with the prostate as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 4 hours ago, AVB said: Thanks for your concern but my urologist keeps an eye on it. He is either doing that or sticking his finger up my ***! Until I am like Buster Gonad out of Viz I’ll leave alone. I just wasn’t aware that they could be caused by having a vasectomy. As we are discussing men’s problems I should mention that I have been suffering from Prostatitis. My urologist prescribed a bi-daily (is that every two days?) of 5mg cialis. Now we all know that cialis is an ED drug but I haven’t had any problems there and my doc specifically prescribed it for the Prostate. However WOW. I feel like a teenager again. Pity I am 12,000 miles away from the wife! And it has worked wonders with the prostate as well. Good that your consultant is on top of it . These cysts can get quite big ,a friend of mine had one removed that was as big as an orange and the weight of it pulled every thing down . Oh dear what a subject . Harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenholland Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 give us your address and I will NIP round with the bolt cutters , mine took about 20 minutes , still got the jock strap, only support I ever had in life . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA-airgunner Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 here's cheap.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 (edited) Go for the cheapest price, you don’t need anesthetic. Only stings a bit when they first cut you and and push one of your plums over to the other one to hook the tube out. You have put up with worse pain off a fly bite. ? is that a vasectomy or removal of piles. Edited July 4, 2018 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted July 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 20 minutes ago, figgy said: Go for the cheapest price, you don’t need anesthetic. Only stings a bit when they first cut you and and push one of your plums over to the other one to hook the tube out. You have put up with worse pain off a fly bite. ? is that a vasectomy or removal of piles. My local ran out when I had my fingers repaired. I said half way through to the surgeon that I can feel her cutting it. Her face was a picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 £2500 ? i will sell you mine for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getthegat Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Had mine done years ago. Felt a bit weird at the time, strangers poking about down there. No real discomfort. It was all a bit black and blue for few days and first few pees were uncomfortable, as was the early morning wake up stiffy.? Made no difference to .......shall we say , romantic activity, in fact the knowledge that one was firing blanks, once full function was resumed, it upped the anti. My only regret is that coming out of the operating room after the deed was done, walking through the waiting room, I wish I'd faked pain and staggered out groaning and clutching my mutilated bits??I often wonder how many guys would have run out, shouting "I've changed my mind" Sorry anyone who's about to go under the knife. Have it done professionally, with good reviews, it's a piece of cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 (edited) The anesthetic wore off on mine and one side was done with none as he couldn’t give me anymore. Something to do with scar tissue from sport. Soaked up the anesthetic do it don’t work properly. Wasn’t as painful as I thought for most parts, one bit stung like bitch but that was all. I was very sore afterwards though. Been done over 25 years now. I paid private as at the age I was no nhs option. Edited July 4, 2018 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 16 minutes ago, getthegat said: Had mine done years ago. Felt a bit weird at the time, strangers poking about down there those were the days, having a stranger poking about down below, what i found quite funny was the nurse trying to distract me with small talk, as if i didn't know what was going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laird Lugton Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 (edited) 36 minutes ago, Mice! said: those were the days, having a stranger poking about down below, what i found quite funny was the nurse trying to distract me with small talk, as if i didn't know what was going on. I had two women for mine, one was the doc, the other the nurse. I figured the nurse was there to distract me..... I had mine done at a community hospital where there were rooms off the large waiting area ( seats for maybe a hundred?) I did ask, whilst lying on the table, if anyone had decided at that point to not go through with it. The doctor piped up and said she had one chap that as soon as the anaesthetic was in he jumped up off the table and darted out into the waiting area. The only thing she managed to shout was “at least pull your pants up!” Must have been a bonny sight.... Edited July 4, 2018 by Laird Lugton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tollerman Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 Make sure they put you out .Having it done under local anaesthetic ( some thirty years ago) was something I would not recommend .No one told me they injected straight into your testicles with a seemingly huge needle.While performing the operation the doctor asked my opinion of the miners strike ( taking place at that time) with my balls in his hand I remained strictly neutral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remimax Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) worked with a sparky 25 years ago who had it done which went a bit wrong. insisted on showing everyone it was black & blue. he'd start of with asking if ya wanted to see his" wood pigeon" followed by a cupped hand of bruised plums and a button mushroom. an image that never leaves you which put me off for life Edited July 6, 2018 by Remimax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retsdon Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 4 hours ago, Remimax said: worked with a sparky 25 years ago who had it done which went a bit wrong. insisted on showing everyone it was black & blue. As I mentioned above, they forgot to tell me to rest up and, as I was on holiday from Saudi and jealous of any spare time I had, I played golf the next day with a result that the old bag swelled up so badly that two of the stitches pulled. Then last year in Saudi I had an abdominal CAT scan for an unrelated matter, and when the Lebanese doctor looked at it he asked me if I'd ever been wounded in battle! Seemingly I have a small piece of metal floating around in my lower abdomen that looks just like a shrapnel fragment. As I''d never been wounded, after a process of elimination we concluded that the Thais must have left a clip or something behind when they stitched me up and that it had worked loose and migrated. Notwithstanding all that, for someone not wanting more kids I still recommend having the op done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bostonmick Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Next time we are doing the pigs I will give you a shout. Sure we can fit you in between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted July 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, bostonmick said: Next time we are doing the pigs I will give you a shout. Sure we can fit you in between them. Sounds kinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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