hodge911 Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 I have just received this email I'm now a MILLIONAIRE so the first 3 members to quote the alphabet in Hebrew can have a million dollars each. Here is the email...... do the morons actually think anyone will fall for it . Check out the spelling and grammar errors... Attention Beneficiary!!! We have actually been authorized by the newly appointed United Nation??s Secretary General, and the governing body of the UNITED NATION??S Monetary Unit, to investigate the unnecessary delay on your payment, recommended and approved in your favor. During the course of our investigation, we discovered with dismay that your payment has been unnecessarily delayed by corrupt officials of the Bank who are trying to divert your funds into their private accounts. To forestall this, security for your funds Was organized in the form of your Personal Identification Number (PIN) (ATM CARD) and this will enable only you to have direct Control over your funds in the (ATM CARD). We will monitor this payment ourselves to avoid the hopeless situation created by the Officials of the bank. An irrevocable payment guarantee has been issued by the Presidency of the United State on your payment . However, we are happy to inform you that based on our recommendation/instructions, your complete contract funds has been credited in your favor through (ATM CARD). You are therefore advised to contact: Mrs SHERRY FARYMAN ,the GENERAL MANAGER OPERATIONS, through the e-mail address:Atm_inc2020@protonmail.com , Contact her now for the delivery of your (ATM CARD). As soon as you establish a contact with her, an ATM card will be issued to you immediately that you can use to withdraw your funds in any ATM machine in any part of the world. But, the maximum is Ten Thousand dollars per day. So if you like to receive your funds through this means you are advised to contact the ATM card payment center with the following information as stated below: (1A) HOME PHONE NUMBER: (1B) CELL/MOBILE PHONE NUMBER: (2) YOUR ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT YOUR ATM CARD SENT : (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE) (3) YOUR AGE: (4) CURRENT OCCUPATION: (5) YOUR FULL NAME: (6) YOUR MARITAL STATUS: NOTE: WITH YOUR CORRECT AND VALID DETAILS. ALSO, BE INFORMED THAT THE AMOUNT TO BE PAID NOW IS $7.3 MILLION. We expect your urgent response to this email to enable us monitor this payment effectively, thereby, making contact with Mrs SHERRY FARYMAN , as directed to avoid further delay. Regards Mr Jones Abel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesj Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 All ways nice to hear someone getting good news, especially this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodge911 Posted August 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Yea I'm thinking of donating 1.5 million to keep the illegal immigrants in france ( oops naughty me ) I mean world well being .... Or I could buy ditchie a new lawn and mole proof it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butchdickason Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Has this been sent by the same Nigerian Prince that sent me an email. I did of course respond straight away, sent the £200 administration fee, all my details including bank information and am still waiting for the money to arrive, do you think I have been conned or am I really a Nigerian Prince now, I am probaly the only white one.😂🤣😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Hebrewalphabet.crop_678x509_21,0.preview.jfif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogs Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Seems above board what's up with yer, 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmicblue Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 I like to reply using completely duff data from one of three helpful personas: Ivor Biggun, Hugh Engine and Wilma Cargo all of which have Gmail accounts - they can waste lots of time trying to make something work that never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontastic Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 23 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Hebrewalphabet.crop_678x509_21,0.preview.jfif 43.41 kB · 0 downloads But can you read what it says Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Yes can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 I read somewhere that they're deliberately written in not good inglish to make sure they only get the vulnerable types that are likely to be taken in by their con. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Yes can you? You're such a liar 😅😅😅😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontastic Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Yes can you? I'll be getting a slap from my Rabbi on Friday night if I can't. Edited August 26, 2020 by toontastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piebob Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Cosmicblue said: I like to reply using completely duff data from one of three helpful personas: Ivor Biggun, Hugh Engine and Wilma Cargo all of which have Gmail accounts - they can waste lots of time trying to make something work that never will. Love it! One of mine is Eileen Dover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redial Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Hebrewalphabet.crop_678x509_21,0.preview.jfif 43.41 kB · 0 downloads Pay the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoolinDalton Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Oh ye of little faith. You'll feel such a fool when that money arrives in your bank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodge911 Posted August 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 hours ago, redial said: Pay the man. Sorry but in the small (invisible) T&Cs it states the alphabet must be quoted verbally not copied & pasted 😂😁😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 34 minutes ago, hodge911 said: Sorry but in the small (invisible) T&Cs it states the alphabet must be quoted verbally not copied & pasted 😂😁😊 You are no better than the scammers you criticise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontastic Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 hour ago, hodge911 said: Sorry but in the small (invisible) T&Cs it states the alphabet must be quoted verbally not copied & pasted 😂😁😊 I'm on my way to yours, have the cash ready in holdalls. I've got it spent already, this nice Nigerian princess who contacted me via email and has offered to pay me back 50 million if I lend her 1 million. Its a no brainer really, I'll be set for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 11 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Yes can you? So you don’t have a safety helmet then!!! 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodge911 Posted August 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Thanks guys ... I posted it up for a bit of fun as I was and still am to an extent on a bit of a downer as on the 31st of this month it's the first anniversary of me having to break into my sisters house to find her passed away .... And the replies are a distraction so if poss keep em coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butchdickason Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 That's a tough aniversary. Best wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 10 hours ago, discobob said: So you don’t have a safety helmet then!!! 🤣 I do, it is yellow, hard and plastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodge911 Posted August 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 24 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I do, it is yellow, hard and plastic! My Mrs liked her one ... But it wasn't a SAFETY HEMLET😵😵😵😈😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I do, it is yellow, hard and plastic! Isn't it amazing what doctors can do nowadays 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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