Dougy Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 What is strange ? What people do. or what people find interesting in what people do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 43 minutes ago, Dougy said: What is strange ? What people do. or what people find interesting in what people do ? Good question. Strange is relative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Many relatives are strange! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 My neighbours are strange but then again I only speak to a 1/3 of my street. It’s only 22 houses and they’ve all fell out with me. I rebuilt my house and the original people in the street fell out with me . I like to keep my house tidy and I’m wrong . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted August 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 18 hours ago, blackbird said: If she backed you an apple pie would you eat it 🤔 If she touched me, I'd have more than a cause to use antibacterial! But, Apple pie 🤔? Hmmm, im ex Para, I eat anything, no contest there 🤪🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 20 hours ago, grrclark said: Sounds like a fun neighbour to have. Eccentrics add so much colour to life so more power to her elbow. Could you imagine if everyone was all the same, how dreadfully dull and boring the world would be. this. i like characters , most of my best friends are real characters , some are slightly unhinged , but theyre all good and decent people , and always good for a laugh . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 Sounds like my ideal woman! 😉 NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol p Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 Better the nutter you know well than the one you don’t.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 On 30/08/2020 at 17:28, NatureBoy said: Sounds like my ideal woman! 😉 NB Think you might have have to Duel another member for her fair hand... Mole traps at dawn maybe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 41 minutes ago, Farmboy91 said: Think you might have have to Duel another member for her fair hand... Mole traps at dawn maybe... Game On!😉 What i am lacking in mole traps i make up for in having plenty of wall paper, skins, skulls, fossils, hagg stones, vuggs and much weird stuff. Do we know if she's single, age? . . . Look like a mole been in your pond FB. NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted August 31, 2020 Report Share Posted August 31, 2020 1 hour ago, NatureBoy said: Game On!😉 What i am lacking in mole traps i make up for in having plenty of wall paper, skins, skulls, fossils, hagg stones, vuggs and much weird stuff. Do we know if she's single, age? . . . Look like a mole been in your pond FB. NB You welcome to the dead weasels I found the other day if you think that might help woo her? I think that's part of the old drainage system, while the vast majority of it is dry, I didn't dare step in the 6ft or so round the middle haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 10 hours ago, Farmboy91 said: You welcome to the dead weasels I found the other day if you think that might help woo her? I think that's part of the old drainage system, while the vast majority of it is dry, I didn't dare step in the 6ft or so round the middle haha. Did you keep them then?😉 I have some. Ta. Grate little skulls. Clean them off naturally or with beetles. Beetles do a great job if you can be bothered to keep them. Looked like moles had been working the middle. NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 hour ago, NatureBoy said: Did you keep them then?😉 I have some. Ta. Grate little skulls. Clean them off naturally or with beetles. Beetles do a great job if you can be bothered to keep them. Looked like moles had been working the middle. NB No, thinking about it maybe I should have kept them for the skulls, would have made a good man cave display. If the dry weather continues I'll brave that centre bit and have a proper look 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted September 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 13 hours ago, NatureBoy said: Game On!😉 What i am lacking in mole traps i make up for in having plenty of wall paper, skins, skulls, fossils, hagg stones, vuggs and much weird stuff. Do we know if she's single, age? . . . Look like a mole been in your pond FB. NB Very single, very! Lives in a large 3 bed house, 3 garages converted to a huge workshop (better than my workshop conversion) 3 private parking places (no pun intended). Huge mohican hair cut, mens size 14 shoes, hairy legs, loves wearing lycra or being naked. Suffers terrible from acne, aged between 30? and 50ish+. Would you like a picture.....of the workshop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Centrepin said: Very single, very! Lives in a large 3 bed house, 3 garages converted to a huge workshop (better than my workshop conversion) 3 private parking places (no pun intended). Huge mohican hair cut, mens size 14 shoes, hairy legs, loves wearing lycra or being naked. Suffers terrible from acne, aged between 30? and 50ish+. Would you like a picture.....of the workshop? much prefer a picture of her please............(i bet ive seen worse smuggled into Browning Barracks before now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted September 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 48 minutes ago, ditchman said: much prefer a picture of her please............(i bet ive seen worse smuggled into Browning Barracks before now) She's the sort that would win the weekly competition in the GT, if you know the competition. 🐕 or 🦎 depending on your era/age. For me, it was the smuggling out before someone saw what you'd done😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 I must be really weird then, I seem to get on with nearly all people down our lane, and in the village, and in most public houses i frequent. I think i'm a very kind considerate person and always see good in people-until they prove different, then i am really weird. But then that's only what i see, maybe they all think that i'm the weird one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enfieldspares Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Centrepin said: Suffers terrible from acne, aged between 30? and 50ish+. Would you like a picture.....of the workshop? No. And that's also put me right of my tin of Ambrosia creamed rice pudding dressed with a dollop of jam for the next few weeks too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted September 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, enfieldspares said: No. And that's also put me right of my tin of Ambrosia creamed rice pudding dressed with a dollop of jam for the next few weeks too! Ahhh, you've never been hungry then 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Centrepin said: Very single, very! Lives in a large 3 bed house, 3 garages converted to a huge workshop (better than my workshop conversion) 3 private parking places (no pun intended). Huge mohican hair cut, mens size 14 shoes, hairy legs, loves wearing lycra or being naked. Suffers terrible from acne, aged between 30? and 50ish+. Would you like a picture.....of the workshop? Mmmmm! . . . She sounding more and more like my ex wife.😉 Freak like me! Think i may have a couple of pairs of old DM boots that would fit her. Picture of her and workshop needed! Does she have a website? . . Sure i could win her over with my collection of really old wallpaper. If not a time lapse animation i did in my garden with another ex GF of a decaying fox skull should do it.🤢 Failing that i do actually have a mole in the freezer that one of my customers literally punched out. We don't mess around with them fancy traps and gizmos round here. Also have a skinned stoat that looks just like a thingy! Nowt so weird as Suffolk. NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 I can see the workshop being a major deciding factor in this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 15 hours ago, ditchman said: much prefer a picture of her please............(i bet ive seen worse smuggled into Browning Barracks before now) There was a girl who was always in our barracks in Germany - she could be found sitting on the bar stools in the bar outside the camp gates - and please don't anybody try to correct me on the plural use of stool!! it was one for each cheek - it was getting close to one for the belly as well!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie to this Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, discobob said: There was a girl who was always in our barracks in Germany - she could be found sitting on the bar stools in the bar outside the camp gates - and please don't anybody try to correct me on the plural use of stool!! it was one for each cheek - it was getting close to one for the belly as well!! And I bet she was still the most popular girl in town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted September 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 15 minutes ago, discobob said: There was a girl who was always in our barracks in Germany - she could be found sitting on the bar stools in the bar outside the camp gates - and please don't anybody try to correct me on the plural use of stool!! it was one for each cheek - it was getting close to one for the belly as well!! We had one known colloquially as Emanulle, once went home in an NBC suit because she forgot which room she'd left her clothes. The good old day's 🤣🤣🤣😇🤐🤐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Newbie to this said: And I bet she was still the most popular girl in town Well - the most popular in a certain block - not mine I hasten to add!!! 1 hour ago, Centrepin said: We had one known colloquially as Emanulle, once went home in an NBC suit because she forgot which room she'd left her clothes. The good old day's 🤣🤣🤣😇🤐🤐 Yep - sounds like her - except I think it was Brigita!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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