ditchman Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 'ere we go again................been reported that it is most prevelant in communities that enjoy alot of sex..........(im safe then...unless i transmit it to myself) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver One Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 I have yet to see a monkey I'm attracted to.....except helena Bonham carter in plane of the apes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 I'll hold my hands up to a pig or two in my time , but never a monkey . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave at kelton Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 It was chickens that have me the pox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Mm, another zoonosis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) Just imagine if they'd have war gamed this one in 2021, specifically an outbreak of Monkeypox just as they did with a Coronavirus outbreak and the SPARS pandemic exercise. The 'conspiracy theorists' would be having a field day. Thankfully, there'$ a vaccine ju$t waiting in the wing$. Phew! Edited May 20, 2022 by mick miller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 25 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I'll hold my hands up to a pig or two in my time , but never a monkey . my god how low can you get.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, ditchman said: my god how low can you get.......... Porkist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 15 minutes ago, ditchman said: my god how low can you get.......... I can manage a jack Russell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 6 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I can manage a jack Russell. you will get distemper...not monkeypox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, ditchman said: you will get distemper...not monkeypox Meh , it beats mange 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Received a central reporting alert from UK Health Security Agency and Department of Health two days ago. Process for monkeypox if it is being considered as a clinical presentation. 'Immediate Actions In Response To Cases Of Monkeypox Virus In The UK With No Known Travel History'. The monkeypox virus is usually mild in nature and for most will recover within a few weeks without treatment. I see the media is touting it's 'pervasive' hysteria reporting. Already having patients come in the last few days who are absolutely convinced that they have it with little or no symptoms from what they have read in the papers. I hate the media! 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: Meh , it beats mange 😁. Will have to get put down Mel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Just now, mel b3 said: Meh , it beats mange 😁. i bet Lin runs you down and gets hold of the scruff of your neck to put your flee stuff on.. and we all know where the doctor sticks his thermometer ...........(thats when the ole' ginger comes in handy boi ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 6 minutes ago, 7daysinaweek said: Received a central reporting alert from UK Health Security Agency and Department of Health two days ago. Process for monkeypox if it is being considered as a clinical presentation. 'Immediate Actions In Response To Cases Of Monkeypox Virus In The UK With No Known Travel History'. The monkeypox virus is usually mild in nature and for most will recover within a few weeks without treatment. I see the media is touting it's 'pervasive' hysteria reporting. Already having patients come in the last few days who are absolutely convinced that they have it with little or no symptoms from what they have read in the papers. I hate the media! Will have to get put down Mel! 5 minutes ago, ditchman said: i bet Lin runs you down and gets hold of the scruff of your neck to put your flee stuff on.. and we all know where the doctor sticks his thermometer ...........(thats when the ole' ginger comes in handy boi ) Last time I had fox mange , it went better on its own . Once the vet treated the dog , mine vanished over a couple of weeks. I did have a small patch of skin on my leg that would erupt now and again for a couple of years though.😁 The vet was a very nice chap , and popped round every Saturday night, and took my temperature for free 😀. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Last time I had fox mange , it went better on its own . Once the vet treated the dog , mine vanished over a couple of weeks. I did have a small patch of skin on my leg that would erupt now and again for a couple of years though.😁 The vet was a very nice chap , and popped round every Saturday night, and took my temperature for free 😀. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enfieldspares Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 I had a friend went to live, in a tree, with a monkey. In Nepal. What sort of a monkey was it I hear you ask? A female monkey of course! As there was nothing "odd" about my friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 33 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Last time I had fox mange , it went better on its own . Once the vet treated the dog , mine vanished over a couple of weeks. I did have a small patch of skin on my leg that would erupt now and again for a couple of years though.😁 The vet was a very nice chap , and popped round every Saturday night, and took my temperature for free 😀. did you experience any inopotune swelling...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjaferret Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 Oh dear, i've had the odd HIPPOCROCODILLAPIG in my time, but then realised after a couple of divorces, it was time to leave the Brown Ale alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 1 hour ago, enfieldspares said: I had a friend went to live, in a tree, with a monkey. In Nepal. What sort of a monkey was it I hear you ask? A female monkey of course! As there was nothing "odd" about my friend! how strange............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mossy835 Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 22 hours ago, ditchman said: my god how low can you get.......... gorgis bun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minky Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 My God.! Have you seen the blistered effect of that pox.? AND if it is transmitted by CLOSE contact I sure wouldn't want to get it transmitted to my bits. Blimey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Minky said: My God.! Have you seen the blistered effect of that pox.? AND if it is transmitted by CLOSE contact I sure wouldn't want to get it transmitted to my bits. Blimey. best thing to do is always lock yer drill bits in the shed every night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minky Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 A bit cold down the shed. I don't think that she'd like my bits being encarcerated down the shed because she likes to use them frequently just as she pleases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 its starting to spread.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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