Fisherman Mike Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 What a suprise Katy's latest marrage is on the rocks.... If there are 2 women on this earth I cant stand she is both of them...a thoroughly obnoxious piece of slapper trash of the highest order and completely false in every respect, an insult to proper women everywhere. Her latest escapade into the matrimonial world was doomed before it started, she makes a mockery of the human sanctity of marriage..What a completely worthless person....In my opinion of course. Sadly a product of the twentieth century psuedo pornagraphic world where getting your **** out can achieve everything in life.( sorry meant to say getting your inflated silicone out) Without all that make up and collegen/botox she is a real ugly piece as well.! Brought all these kids into the world who no doubt will sadly turn out just like her. Makes my Blood Boil. Monday afternoon following heavy weekend with no sleep rant over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet boy Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 She don't know what she wants in life!Very strange indeed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 ought to have a poll to see who would and who wouldn't I reckon most of the essex boys would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernel gadaffi Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I reckon most of the essex boys would They probably already have The problem is, she just keeps getting press, its sells papers, if I was an editor with a big newspaper, I wouldn't give her any space in anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
both_barrels Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Jordan's so stupid she probably thinks that Reading is 'central' as well as most of the southerners on this site Great rant though - made me laugh Who's next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 can`t stand the woman , but with the silicon bristols, orange tan, trout pout,she has amassed a £40 million fortune so she must be doing something right .Still can`t stand her though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 can`t stand the woman , but with the silicon bristols, orange tan, trout pout,she has amassed a £40 million fortune so she must be doing something right .Still can`t stand her though Possibly the reason in print Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bi9johnny Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Brought all these kids into the world who no doubt will sadly turn out just like her. Makes my Blood Boil. gonna be interesting seeing the top humpers on harvey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twitchynik Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 ought to have a poll to see who would and who wouldn't I reckon most of the essex boys would Everyone's got their price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted January 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Everyone's got their price Brilliant pun...if intentional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twitchynik Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Brilliant pun...if intentional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officerdibble777 Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 what's the difference between Jordan and Blackpool tower ? . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . .Not everybody's been up Blackpool tower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpowder Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Well Katy here is another page of FREE publicity. Blackpowder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 She claims that HE is a publicity mad scrounger! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Jordan? She's not a 10 pinter-more like a 50 pinter and finished off with 2kgs of cocaine.She looks like a man in drag and a bad one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunganick Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 She isn't as stupid as she looks. She knows how to turn a penny. Not got any time for her, but wouldn't mind her cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scolopax Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I would say if not intelligent then she is a very shrewd business woman, just look how much money she has made for herself whilst having no talent whatsover, well apart from a supreme talent for self publicity. I'll admit to having some form of grudging respect for the lass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Good luck to her, she has never done me any harm and I don't begrudge her a penny that she has made from the moronic masses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootnfish Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Jordan's so stupid she probably thinks that Reading is 'central' as well as most of the southerners on this site Great rant though - made me laugh Who's next? she is a proper slapper , but when me and my mates used to go abroad before we were all married the the easiest birds to pull n take back to the hotel were the northern birds most wernt even botherd about a room a dark alley would do so you got more than your fair share up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berties Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 I would say if not intelligent then she is a very shrewd business woman, just look how much money she has made for herself whilst having no talent whatsover, well apart from a supreme talent for self publicity. I'll admit to having some form of grudging respect for the lass. She's shrewd!her two ex husbands have been made famous ,whell they are on cr##py sky programmes,and she's famous for cheap pornos and big tats,and having a kid by a premiership footballer,she's a media star from Essex Made famous by her agents power,not good at any thing well only the pornos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprackles Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Well for all that....I would and i'm not even from essex. I never did have any standards.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 (edited) hi i am new on the forum, could someone point me to the fieldsports section. i seem to have ended up in the celebrity now magazine section. thanks Edited January 17, 2011 by artschool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 she's a media star from Essex Made famous by her agents power,not good at any thing well only the pornos She's from Brighton, not Essex. She's not dirty enough for Essex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 She's from Brighton, not Essex. She's not dirty enough for Essex. Well said that man!! I'd still have a go on it though - Bit like the fat bird/riding a scooter analogy - All good 'til your mates catch you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 90 Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 (edited) I'd give her the best 20 seconds she's had in ages Edited January 17, 2011 by V8 90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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