colin lad Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 when drilling a hole in a piece of ally don't hold the ally in your hand lol colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketestace Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) You tit Been there and Done it Edited January 8, 2015 by biketestace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 To avoid running for the bus get up a minute earlier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy.plinker Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 If your pig gets a cut,use a rasher of bacon for a plaster. They're skin coloured too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Many years ago when I worked in a factory there was a guy working on a big piller drill one day he was drilling something and did not fix it down tightly and was holding it with his hand by the time that someone pushed the emergency stop button his hole arm was wrapped around the drill there was nothing they could do to save it he lost his arm up to his elbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) When I worked offshore I was often referred to as 'vice-hands', that isn't because I had an amazingly strong grip but rather because I was too pig-****-thick to use a vice or pipe wrench when required, often resulting in some harrowingly painful injuries. On one occasion almost losing a thumb. You'd think, twenty years later I'd have learnt my lesson, not if the puncture wound in my thumb I'm sporting at the moment is anything to go by. We all do it Colin, you're really in very good company! Edited January 8, 2015 by mick miller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin lad Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 lol i had just finished my nv spotter all the bits fixed to a piece of ally then decided to put a camera handle on the bottom to make it easier to hold at night but rather than take it all to bits and fix ally down to drill i held it in my hand started drill of slow thought it had started to bite so sped it up and well it hadn't bit and wizzed up the ally into palm of my hand, the funny part was my lad just come down stairs and asked what i was doing so i said how would you like some father to son advise, to which he said, whats that and i said, well it's like this don't try drilling into metal while holding it in your hand, to which he just wet himself, this happened yesterday and he still taking the wee colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Buy Potatoes instead of Apples-they're cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Many years ago when I worked in a factory there was a guy working on a big piller drill one day he was drilling something and did not fix it down tightly and was holding it with his hand by the time that someone pushed the emergency stop button his hole arm was wrapped around the drill there was nothing they could do to save it he lost his arm up to his elbow. I was working with the same type of drill, luckily by the time i hit the red button it was just the cuff of my glove, and the sleeve out of my boiler suit that was spinning around the chuck, any drill that is gear driven takes no prisoners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondoggy Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 A guy at work was drilling a piece of aluminium plate on his lap, the drill broke through and went in to his scrotum. Stupid boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolkngood Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Never wipe your **** with a broken bottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Never trust a big forthcoming case of flatulence and whatever you do, don't force it, you might follow through. When you get past 65, if you get a hadron, don't waste it. Edited January 9, 2015 by Uncle Albert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novice cushie shooter Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Never put your wheelie bin out in 100mph winds.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 When splitting sandstone tiles with a spade always make sure the left hand knows what the right hand is doing. Long time ago now but the memory still makes me wince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Colin, don't take up tree surgery and sit on the branch you are cutting off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secretagentmole Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Never trust a big forthcoming case of flatulence and whatever you do, don't force it, you might follow through. When you get past 65, if you get a hadron, don't waste it. A Collider? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston72 Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Don't eat yellow snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super sharp shooter Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Don't pick up raisins in a swimming pool changing room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 If you've got rashers on your neck and scratching you've got swine flu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jega Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 A shut mouth gathers no foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 I was trying to avoid the filth police cutting it out! When out picking blackberries, never pick them from less than 4ft from the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 when drilling a hole in a piece of ally don't hold the ally in your hand lol colin ouch!! May be time to change my name!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Engineer Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Rather than wasting money on expensive binoculars, simply move closer to the object you wish to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 ouch!! May be time to change my name!!! HAHA, now I remember seeing the Crown shoot page and your name, this made me laugh out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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