kyska Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) Well, the good Dr wife appears to have had a self diagnosed bout of gastric flu, hard as nails, still breastfeeding overnight whilst V and D'ing, baby isn't on formula yet so little I could do other than do the nappy changes and keeping the little breeze block asleep. So, odds are I should also come down with this, I've taken prepping precautions and wiped everything down with disinfectant, using triclosan hand gel (far superior to alcohol preps), not taken my stomach ulcer treatment, the Mrs Dr thinks I'm doomed, she's ok now, I reckon I've done enough. So sweepstake, do I drop the world out of my bowels and stomach by the morning, or am I so paranoid I've thwarted the seemingly inevitable infection? Edited May 2, 2015 by kyska Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy518 Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) If I was you I'd pop a toilet roll in the fridge now just to be safe. My betting is you gonna need it before too long. Best other advice I can give is not to trust a botty cough (can't believe swear filter won't let me say the f word that rhymes with cart) for a good few days either Edited May 2, 2015 by ozzy518 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Well, the good Dr wife appears to have had a self diagnosed bout of gastric flu, hard as nails, still breastfeeding overnight whilst V and D'ing, baby isn't on formula yet so little I could do other than do the nappy changes and keeping the little breeze block asleep. So, odds are I should also come down with this, I've taken prepping precautions and wiped everything down with disinfectant, using triclosan hand gel (far superior to alcohol preps), not taken my stomach ulcer treatment, the Mrs Dr thinks I'm doomed, she's ok now, I reckon I've done enough. So sweepstake, do I drop the world out of my bowels and stomach by the morning, or am I so paranoid I've thwarted the seemingly inevitable infection? is this virus infectious via the internet and yes women are much tougher than men, good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Just when you think you have got away with it you will cough,and then you will realise you have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Our youngest went down last night and has only just stopped expelling. Now we wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmytree Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 I hope it's not the same as I had last weekend, I spent 2 hours on all fours in the bath with the shower running. On the plus side I didn't half eat a good roast dinner the day after! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 whatever way you look at it ...you will be like one of those kids "pump up water bottle rockets" on the loo tomorrow ........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Adam Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 I had this. Took two weeks to set in after my wife had it. Four days of not knowing if I should sit or kneel at the toilet. Very unpleasant :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Granddaughter brought it home from playgroup >> gave it to daughter >> she needed support and called wife in to help. This is where we made a big mistake. >> Wife came home developed it and gave it to the rest of us. It is the most horrible thing I have ever had. Severe pain in every muscle from head to toe. >> Serious cold sweats with excruciating stomach cramps. >> Simultaneous ejection from both ends at the same time. Three people trying to get on the pan at the same time and vomit into the bath. Rolling around on the kitchen floor at three in the morning in a lot of pain. Still when you get over it you seem to be immune for some time. NOROVIRUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linny Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 whatever way you look at it ...you will be like one of those kids "pump up water bottle rockets" on the loo tomorrow ........... On the plus side I didn't half eat a good roast dinner the day after! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorismyhero Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 I'm afraid you have had your chips Kyska....... all I can suggest is that inbetween bouts you cram something, anything down your neck ready for the next one. it is far better throwing up with something to actually throw up as opposed to trying to throw up your ring piece..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 We are alright. The loo is next to the bathroom sink. You can sit on the toilet and simultaneously throw up in the sink at the same time. Aren't builders wonderful in their bathroom planning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted May 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 I'm winning, 28 hours since T vomit from the Mrs, I'm continuing with the no touch face, lots of hand rub..... My stopping the proton pump inhibitors is genius, even the witch agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynGT4 Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) Had it a couple of years ago, turned me inside out.. horrible bug. Good luck. Edited May 2, 2015 by MartynGT4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmaxphil Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 If I were closer I would come and look after you, I'm immune to anything after falling into the Ganges years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 If I were closer I would come and look after you, I'm immune to anything after falling into the Ganges years ago does a dunk in the river Tees count near on twenty years ago. Whiskey is the answer boys taken in small doses every half hour until the threat has gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Fell in Wellow pond many times when fishing for Tench. Never protected me from any bugs or the wasps nest one year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rimfire4969 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Is this any good for weight loss as my diet weight loss has ground to a halt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorismyhero Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 BTW Kyska have you replied to my pm...cos if you have its dissapeared into the aether...... will PM you my Email if thats going to help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winnie&bezza Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 that is a hell like scenario for me! I have a phobia of being sick if I had a choice of being shot in the leg or a case of norovirus then I'd prob take bullet. I would of moved to a premier inn for a couple of weeks to be on the safe side! Just disinfect,starve yourself so the bug can't cause any damage,wear mask,goggles and gloves haha! Gives me the creeps just thinking about it!!!! Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted May 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 BTW Kyska have you replied to my pm...cos if you have its dissapeared into the aether...... will PM you my Email if thats going to help PM me your e mail? I've replied twice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorismyhero Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 uhm...via PW's PM system??? nowt in me in box has the "black hole of internet messages " got it?? hokey you have inbound PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Nasty little noravirus...37 out of 64 of our wedding guests came down with it.(including the wife,my self,both mothers and 2 staff).all came from 1 person who'd had it previous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breastman Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 (edited) I had it two years ago (over Christmas and New Year, great fun!). Took 2 weeks to compeltely go. I lost 2 stone through V & D but unfortunately it was just water i'd lost so immediately put it back on once it had finished literally kicking the **** out of me. My only advice is to go out and buy the best quality/softest toilet roll you possibly can as you're going to have a back end like a Japanses flag for quite some time Edited May 5, 2015 by Breastman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodford1 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 I shoot with Kyska and spoke to him earlier and he didn't siund to good! please don't catch it before Friday as I need help zeroing the new .270 rifle!!!! Kyska is prone to catching gay I mean a cold!!! However if you would like to catch it after that feel free then it's more shooting for me whilst he is tucked up in bed ha ha ha😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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