ditchman Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 picked this bonnet mascot up at a village hall sale a while back........... shall i bolt it on the bonnet cause it will look the dogs danglies or shall i not as it will look totally naff what do you rekon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 naff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY R Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 No do not do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 so if i had a brass mascot in the shape of a penus with wings ...that would be ok then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 You are only showing off your highly polished vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingEgg Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Will be honest, its not doing it for me, but hey thats just my opinion, if you like it then crack on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Just a thought ditchman, if you were involved in an accident and someone received bad injuries from your mascot, could it leave you open to big claims. Dont wish to pour cold water on your idea, but would be worth checking legalities mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Just a thought ditchman, if you were involved in an accident and someone received bad injuries from your mascot, could it leave you open to big claims. Dont wish to pour cold water on your idea, but would be worth checking legalities mate. think you are right there..........i believe it has to be a certain distance from the front of the bonnet....if that is the case i will dump the idea..........i believe the mascot is a courting grouse......... i was just getting a bit board between projects........ washed the car for the first time in 3 months and wiped it down with desiel engine oil mix............... i will have to think of something else to do.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Wish my series looked that smart. Have splashed out on a new seat base cushion, sitting on it for the first time i am dreaming i am in a brand new Defender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Wish my series looked that smart. Have splashed out on a new seat base cushion, sitting on it for the first time i am dreaming i am in a brand new Defender. yeah one of mine is throwing out a bit of foam dust.........how much did you splash out ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Are you Gay?....American?.....From the North? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Are you Gay?....American?.....From the North? her maj has a racing horse on her range rover.......................suppose thats says it all !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) Some *** would likely do a lot of damage trying to nick it and possibly do even more out of spite if they can't. LOL, who'd have thought 'get' with an i instead of an a would be filtered out. Edited March 23, 2016 by Dave-G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuji Shooter Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Looks well naff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 1) It would be an illegal protrusion 2) It would get nicked 3) Some of those old mascots from the twenties are worth a lot of money, get it looked at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 1) It would be an illegal protrusion 2) It would get nicked 3) Some of those old mascots from the twenties are worth a lot of money, get it looked at. does number 1 count inside the vehicle or just outside, I'm hoping just on the outside or I'm in deep doo doo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 I think it would look perfectly fine on a vehicle driven by someone from norfolk , far to gay for anyone else though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 I think it would look perfectly fine on a vehicle driven by someone from norfolk , far to gay for anyone else though degenerate......at least i havnt 3 eyes and sleep with my sister.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 talking of bonnet ornamants....mate had a set/pair of naughty windscreen washers ... two nubile naked women with their legs open and when you pressed the wiper switch water /fluid would squirt out twixt their legs............the water bottle was always empty.............it was awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 degenerate......at least i havnt 3 eyes and sleep with my sister.... Come on Ditchman be honest , the only reason you don't sleep with your sister is because she is married to your brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 no the truth is aunty flo and my sister dont get on.........my brother works away all week so we have plenty of time to ourselves....(use it or lose it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 no the truth is aunty flo and my sister dont get on.........my brother works away all week so we have plenty of time to ourselves....(use it or lose it) I have always fancied a bonnet mascot but like tattoos and personal reg plates, it's very individual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 If a pedestrian was hit by your land rover and wasn't finished off by the metalwork that brass abomonation might just rip them apart. If you like it fit to your dash board top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 Looks naff on the Landy. Stick it on the mantlepiece and let the Mrs polish it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwabbits Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 Looks naff on the Landy. Stick it on the mantlepiece and let the Mrs polish it. ^^^^^ This + 1 . . .or , flog it and fit an A bar to front bumper to keep them ped`s -sorry - moose/deer - another foot away from damaging your shiny bonnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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