bluesj Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 I may be wrong and can't be bothered to read loads of legal mumbo jumbo but if you trapped a wild monk parakeet in your shed etc what do you do? You can't release it as that would be illegal and you can't kill it as that would be illegal and you can't keep it because (you guessed it) that would be illegal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Whatever you decide, you keep it to yourself. Sorted. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesj Posted May 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Scully said: Whatever you decide, you keep it to yourself. Sorted. 👍 Think that would be the best answer. 👍 But I would be interested to know if there is a real answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, bluesj said: I may be wrong and can't be bothered to read loads of legal mumbo jumbo but if you trapped a wild monk parakeet in your shed etc what do you do? You can't release it as that would be illegal and you can't kill it as that would be illegal and you can't keep it because (you guessed it) that would be illegal Well obviously you send it to Chris Packham through the post! Please do not do this, we are in enough trouble at the moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 You let it go and dont tell anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave at kelton Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Put it in a cage and give it to your granny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Post it to Michael Gove with a note asking him what the **** you do with this now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 RSPCA cost them some more money 😊 they can afford the fine for doing one of the above or put the cat in with it after all it’s only natural Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 2 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Well obviously you send it to Chris Packham through the post! Would it have been better by Air Mail T C ?😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultrastu Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Put the cat in the shed .is the best answer . What ever will be will be . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotgcoalman Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 catch it and put it in your neighbours shed. obviously tell them it can't be released or killed or kept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver One Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Parakeet crumble?.....obviously after it has passed away due to natural ,causes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotgcoalman Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 global warming would freeze it to death. as an afterthought the answer must be scarecrow. don't forget to cut down all possible sitty trees in a 10 mile radius to prevent it happening again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 2 hours ago, bluesj said: Think that would be the best answer. 👍 But I would be interested to know if there is a real answer COMMON SENSE!!! . . . Here's another one. I have followed the antics of Packham Avery Monbiot and the like for years in the media and also my local anti's. In particular al ocal militant vegan activist! Looked to see if they had put anything about the GL. None. But the vegan had put up pics of her and co with a young woodie she had "rescued" found. Wraped in a towel laying on it's back. Showing no signs of injury but they took it to a vet The vets later told her they had to put it down. Her and her friends then streamed a load of vet bashing for them doing it. Another clip showed them herding a mallard and ducklings clearly exhausted because they "needed to be on a pond to survive". So under the wild bird protection act and the change in GL these anti "do gooder's" must have filmed themselves braking the law!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scolopax Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 I would release it, same as I would with a fox, a muntjac deer, or a ring necked parakeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 (edited) Put a dish of seed in the corner of the shed - if the seed starts to get eaten then put a Scarecrow next to the dish and top up the seed. If the seed level still drops try bursting into the shed every 10 minutes waving your arms frantically. If ,despite all your efforts, the seed continues to be consumed, shoot the bloody pest. Edited May 8, 2019 by bruno22rf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moor man Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Find someone with a fluffy, lonely, cute, vegan pet ferret and introduce the fluffy chirpy parakeet. In no time at all they will become lifelong best friends. Awww cute!🤣👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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