ditchman Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 Shakin Stevens is 73 years old Samantha fox is gay dont want to live in this world anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westley Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 There's always Katie Price...............................stick a bag on er ed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 and parky is like a skeleton Just now, Westley said: There's always Katie Price...............................stick a bag on er ed ? need 2 bags, incase one fell off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westley Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 VERY true ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 10 minutes ago, billytheghillie said: and parky is like a skeleton need 2 bags, incase one fell off. Don't forget the Sellotape 25 minutes ago, ditchman said: Shakin Stevens is 73 years old Samantha fox is gay dont want to live in this world anymore Come off it, there's more to life than sex and rock and roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkedUp Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 22 minutes ago, billytheghillie said: and parky is like a skeleton need 2 bags, incase one fell off. There are not enough bags to make that prospect attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Heron Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Westley said: There's always Katie Price...............................stick a bag on er ed ? Stick two bags on her head incase the first one comes off. 😂 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbyduck Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, Walker570 said: Don't forget the Sellotape Come off it, there's more to life than sex and rock and roll. yep there's drugs aswell 👩⚕️ 6 tabs in a morning 3 at lunch & 4 at night ,don't know what they do ? but iv'e been told to take them by the Dr ! I always thought it was two bags one for her head and one for yours incase hers fell off ? Edited November 14, 2020 by derbyduck thick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 But you are all old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchap Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 Samantha Fox has been a carpet muncher for years, she came out when her "singing" career fell on its **** back in the mid 80's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 24 minutes ago, derbyduck said: yep there's drugs aswell 👩⚕️ 6 tabs in a morning 3 at lunch & 4 at night ,don't know what they do ? but iv'e been told to take them by the Dr ! I always thought it was two bags one for her head and one for yours incase hers fell off ? i thought it was ...one on her head ...one on your head and one on the dogs head ...so it dont get any ideas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbyduck Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, ditchman said: i thought it was ...one on her head ...one on your head and one on the dogs head ...so it dont get any ideas... 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 Only in Norfolk 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbyduck Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: But you are all old! i'm only 27 when I look in the mirror .LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 1 hour ago, derbyduck said: i'm only 27 when I look in the mirror .LOL Inside this decrepit, seventy plus year old body there is a 28 year old hooligan trying to get out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 you know your old when women come in for coffee and she actually gets a cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 28 minutes ago, clangerman said: you know your old when women come in for coffee and she actually gets a cup I’m not that bl**dy old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, London Best said: I’m not that bl**dy old! what do they say................. "i maybe retired from the military.....but im still on active service........" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 3 hours ago, derbyduck said: yep there's drugs aswell 👩⚕️ 6 tabs in a morning 3 at lunch & 4 at night ,don't know what they do ? but iv'e been told to take them by the Dr ! I always thought it was two bags one for her head and one for yours incase hers fell off ? There are many variations believe me 14 minutes ago, ditchman said: what do they say................. "i maybe retired from the military.....but im still on active service........" Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Townie Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 Turning point for me was when I was being witty and charming with a woman at work, she laughed a bit politely and said ‘yes, my dad says that too’. Oh well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Townie said: Turning point for me was when I was being witty and charming with a woman at work, she laughed a bit politely and said ‘yes, my dad says that too’. Oh well... What a cracking put down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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