ditchman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 SERIOUS QUESTION................ how on earth do you hang on to your wee for at least 4 hours at the corination service......there are 100's of old buffers and buffersses................do they all wear 2 lots of tenna pants....or a pipe down the leg ...like you would do in the moshing pit at woodstock ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, ditchman said: SERIOUS QUESTION................ how on earth do you hang on to your wee for at least 4 hours at the corination service......there are 100's of old buffers and buffersses................do they all wear 2 lots of tenna pants....or a pipe down the leg ...like you would do in the moshing pit at woodstock ? Only you would have that on your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Only you would have that on your mind. i tell you what would wee me off and that is sitting behind Katy Perry who is wearing a pink hat the size of a bleedi' dustbin lid............. if i were there i would be wearing a small facinator made from the whspy pubic hair of a dozen Grimsby virgins.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scolopax Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, ditchman said: i tell you what would wee me off and that is sitting behind Katy Perry who is wearing a pink hat the size of a bleedi' dustbin lid............. if i were there i would be wearing a small facinator made from the whspy pubic hair of a dozen Grimsby virgins.... Grimsby virgins! A dozen of them! Good luck finding them, shears in hand!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycatcat1 Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 32 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Only you would have that on your mind. I couldn't last that long unless I hadn't had a drink for 24 hours 😉😉🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 All those soldiers with all those guns. Can any of you ex-service chaps tell us how many, if any of those guns would be loaded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fargo Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 18 minutes ago, London Best said: All those soldiers with all those guns. Can any of you ex-service chaps tell us how many, if any of those guns would be loaded? Zero id imagine . Be plenty of snipers and armed security about though I’d imagine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enfieldspares Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) My nine year old Nigerian born boy will be watching. In fact he demanded to watch for where he was born, and where his mother was, Benin City they too still have traditional rulers of a thousand years standing. The Obas of Benin. The most recent Ewuare II "coronated" in 2016. Me? I shall be collecting a clothes airer from the Dunhelm store. He just asked me "Is God watching this?" I replied "What on television?" To which he said "No, from up there!" Anyway we are now getting to the important details. Like how does he wee if he needs to wee? me? I'm off to Dunhelm. Edited May 6, 2023 by enfieldspares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 23 minutes ago, Fargo said: Zero id imagine . Be plenty of snipers and armed security about though I’d imagine My school did a guard of honour for the late queen in '61 of which I was part. You concentrate on the pageantry leaving the security to those whose job that is and the sneakies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, enfieldspares said: My nine year old Nigerian born boy will be watching. In fact he demanded to watch for where he was born, and where his mother was, Benin City they too still have traditional rulers of a thousand years standing. The Obas of Benin. The most recent Ewuare II "coronated" in 2016. Me? I shall be collecting a clothes airer from the Dunhelm store. He just asked me "Is God watching this?" I replied "What on television?" To which he said "No, from up there!" Anyway we are now getting to the important details. Like how does he wee if he needs to wee? me? I'm off to Dunhelm. just you wait until your child is well into their 40's.................and prior to any event the first thing that goes thro your mind is......."where are the toilets " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) I've already been told we won't be watching it. We'll binge watch something on iplayer, Netflix or ITVX if rain keeps me indoors. Edited May 6, 2023 by Dave-G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthing Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 On 04/05/2023 at 09:28, sutty2006 said: Unfortunately I’ll be working all day. Hopefully bob in and out of the canteen to watch it. Work have automatically booked me Monday off out of my holiday entitlement. Which is pointless, I’d rather work it!!! How can they book a day out of you holiday entitlement for a bank holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthing Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 I'm in no way religious but I'll watch the main bits as it's one of those moments in uk history, like I did the late queen's funeral. You could be seeing another funeral and coronation in the not to distant, KC is 74. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 minute ago, manthing said: I'm in no way religious but I'll watch the main bits as it's one of those moments in uk history, like I did the late queen's funeral. You could be seeing another funeral and coronation in the not to distant, KC is 74. think it might be camilla ....dont think she aint too clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enfieldspares Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, manthing said: I'm in no way religious but I'll watch the main bits as it's one of those moments in uk history, like I did the late queen's funeral. You could be seeing another funeral and coronation in the not to distant, KC is 74. Yes. I think so too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, manthing said: I'm in no way religious but I'll watch the main bits as it's one of those moments in uk history, like I did the late queen's funeral. You could be seeing another funeral and coronation in the not to distant, KC is 74. It's not going to be long term value for money with the short duration likely compared to her Maj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 it looks as if his back is suffering.....not pleasant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 Hello, I read they have arrested the anti monarchy lot 🤔🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 Seems I missed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lampwick Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, I read they have arrested the anti monarchy lot 🤔🤔 Good, off to the Tower with them!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fargo Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) The lady just on mentioning the diversity on the balcony was all white. What does she expect if a family are all white?!?! No Harry stood there unless I missed him. Edited May 6, 2023 by Fargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNKS Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 Watched the last one, might as well watch this. When I did a royal guard in London not a bullet in sight!, but that was a while ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, Fargo said: The lady STUPID POINTLESS WOMAN just on mentioning the diversity on the balcony was all white. What does she expect if a family are all white?!?! No Harry stood there unless I missed him. What an absolutely POINTLESS comment she made! No Harry or Andrew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acerforestry Posted May 6, 2023 Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 On 04/05/2023 at 11:35, discobob said: I wonder if Klaus Schwab will be on the front row?? I think quite a few people may be thinking the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oowee Posted May 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: What an absolutely POINTLESS comment she made! No Harry or Andrew! I hope your lad made it on to the TV coverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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