ditchman Posted October 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Bigbob said: The amounts of gays about it will soon be compulsory we will go on How to be gay coarses....and compete for the Keneth Williams challlege cup......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted October 16, 2023 Report Share Posted October 16, 2023 Let’s stay on topic please 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 Big weather warning for tomorrow for storm Babet..............are they right ?.........they have the most powerful computer in the world....so it must be true !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 54 minutes ago, ditchman said: Big weather warning for tomorrow for storm Babet..............are they right ?.........they have the most powerful computer in the world....so it must be true !! Now updated to FOUR days of Yellow warnings instead of two and the rainfall could now be up to 150 mil ( 6 inches in ole money ) and not the 1 1/2 they first forecasted , so I would make that two bottles of the finest Red just in case you are marooned for a few days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 4 hours ago, marsh man said: so I would make that two bottles of the finest Red just in case you are marooned for a few days I wish my Missus could make two bottles of red last a few days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 4 hours ago, London Best said: I wish my Missus could make two bottles of red last a few days! then you need to start buying her full size bottles....you tight wad..i bet you can peel an orange in yer back pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbyduck Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 21 hours ago, Bigbob said: The amounts of gays about it will soon be compulsory I was afraid they where going to make it compulsory back in 1967 ! they all came out of the wood work back then 🙄😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 37 minutes ago, ditchman said: then you need to start buying her full size bottles....you tight wad..i bet you can peel an orange in yer back pocket Never mind bottles, be lucky if she could make two buckets last a couple of days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 1 hour ago, London Best said: Never mind bottles, be lucky if she could make two buckets last a couple of days! gawd almighty .....is she feeling de-hydrated......been out in the sun too much ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 10 hours ago, ditchman said: gawd almighty .....is she feeling de-hydrated......been out in the sun too much ? Nah! Just been living with me too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 Red weather warning now.................getting near the rainbow flag now next weather warning will proberly be ..."delicate shade of duck egg blue"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12gauge82 Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 28 minutes ago, ditchman said: Red weather warning now.................getting near the rainbow flag now next weather warning will proberly be ..."delicate shade of duck egg blue"... It does sort of leave them with nowhere to go. What they gonna do if we get something to actually worry about like a hurricane or something. Knowing my luck I'd probably see a red warning and think we were having another shower get melted by a volcano ora meteorite or something 😂🌋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 It is nothing but Fear Porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 On 14/10/2023 at 22:39, ShootingEgg said: Why is it we suddenly seem to have warnings, is it the new way of forecasting. A few years back it would just be, rain on Sunday, frost Monday morning. Now it's warning water falling from the skies!! All about the suing culture, if Doris's washing gets rained on she can sue for psychobabble treatment for her extreme distress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 44 minutes ago, old man said: All about the suing culture, if Doris's washing gets rained on she can sue for psychobabble treatment for her extreme distress? Yet another disaster from B Liar who introduced the Conditional Fee Agreement in 1998. More money easy for Wifey and Mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnfromUK Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 Maybe there is a storm on the way; taken 19:30 Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted October 18, 2023 Report Share Posted October 18, 2023 Yes we got another amber one heading our way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2023 well ive made it thro the night.....Babet has done its worst .....i have been blown silly...(that dosnt soundright)....with a pleasant mild breeze and my body has been lashed with a small ammount of wet drizzle for 10 mins thank god for the weather service.....i was so well prepared.. John Kettley ....all is forgiven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted October 19, 2023 Report Share Posted October 19, 2023 1 minute ago, ditchman said: well ive made it thro the night.....Babet has done its worst .....i have been blown silly...(that dosnt soundright)....with a pleasant mild breeze and my body has been lashed with a small ammount of wet drizzle for 10 mins thank god for the weather service.....i was so well prepared.. John Kettley ....all is forgiven Well we got through the night with a reasonable blow and some rain , this morning I walked across the marshes to the river and back and it was just a normal October morning , sitting here and looking out of the window it is dry with a little wind , a bit like myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted October 19, 2023 Report Share Posted October 19, 2023 1 hour ago, ditchman said: .....i have been blown silly...and my body has been lashed and now you have a smile on your face and £20 lighter. 😇🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted October 19, 2023 Report Share Posted October 19, 2023 We are on the border line of the amber /yellow warning it was windy last night now the rains pouring down and plat containers blown about take come sorting out after its blown itself out 1 minute ago, Centrepin said: and now you have a smile on your face and £20 lighter. 😇🤣🤣 Thought he paid extra for that ??. 🤣😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted October 19, 2023 Report Share Posted October 19, 2023 21 hours ago, Yellow Bear said: Yet another disaster from B Liar who introduced the Conditional Fee Agreement in 1998. More money easy for Wifey and Mates. They never stop as their driving force is greed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnfromUK Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 This trace pretty much carries on from where the previous one (above in the thread) finished. Not the lowest I have seen, but a longish (Weds a.m. to Friday a.m. (now) and not yet rising. We aren't in a storm warning area at all, but have had over an inch of rain in the last 24 hours, and many minor roads are covered in standing water from overflowing ditches. This mornings dog walk was wet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 This morning’s dog walk has not yet happened here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 On 18/10/2023 at 14:51, old man said: All about the suing culture, if Doris's washing gets rained on she can sue for psychobabble treatment for her extreme distress? No, it's all about upping the ante on 'CLIMATE CHANGE 😩 and how it's going to kill us all. 17 minutes ago, JohnfromUK said: This trace pretty much carries on from where the previous one (above in the thread) finished. Not the lowest I have seen, but a longish (Weds a.m. to Friday a.m. (now) and not yet rising. We aren't in a storm warning area at all, but have had over an inch of rain in the last 24 hours, and many minor roads are covered in standing water from overflowing ditches. This mornings dog walk was wet! Strong high above Scandinavia slowing the storming, so that most of its rain falls on us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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