Salop Matt Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 So at what age are you an "old man" ? Please dont stone me if your older than me which am sure most are..........BUT On saturday I took the Mrs to her horse riding lesson. When we went into the office to pay up and book next weeks lesson we were greeted by a young lady/ girl (18-20years old I speculate) and sorry if its wrong to say but still, She was really pretty and very attractive and for a moment I couldnt help but look/"check her out ", immediately I felt like a dirty old man and that I shouldnt of looked or found her pretty. Am 29 (30 in july) but is it worng at my age to of thought that ! ATB Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del T Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Lol. Nowt wrong with looking at what goods are on offer I'm 36 this time and still feel young inside, the grey hairs that keep appearing on my bonce are worrying though.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iFerret2 Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 What do you think happens to "old" guys? Do they become inactive sexually or does their brain shut down? Do their desires switch off? Do they not wake up playing indians? (living in a wigwam) You are going to go grey fast if you are thinking this way ...... a very funny post memories and being cheeky to pretty girls all they have left ! Just ask 50% of members here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I believe the accepted equation for whether you are a dirty old man is to half your age and add 7. As such, given that I am 37 I may ogle ladies aged 25.5 and over without feeling too bad, unless Mrs Zapp catches me. That's fine though, because girls younger than that are starting to look a lot like kids anyway. Unfortunately for you, that age difference does make you a dirty old man, which is quite amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIDES EDGE Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Being older is good beacause you can appreciate ladies from 16 to 60 years so you have a much larger range and its taken me years of hard studying to become a dirty old man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felly100 Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yates Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 You're old when you prefer the mother of the 'babe' you were perving over. You're well and truly old when you prefer the grandmother. Or just sick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 "Old man" is more a state of mind and attitude, than something that is measured in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deershooter Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Old is when sex is like putting marshmallows in a money box Time to pack up Deershooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROY Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I am 40 this year but my mind still thinks i am 20. Ended up at a nightclub saturday night dancing all night with loads of women of all ages. But boy did i suffer the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 So at what age are you an "old man" ? Please dont stone me if your older than me which am sure most are..........BUT On saturday I took the Mrs to her horse riding lesson. When we went into the office to pay up and book next weeks lesson we were greeted by a young lady/ girl (18-20years old I speculate) and sorry if its wrong to say but still, She was really pretty and very attractive and for a moment I couldnt help but look/"check her out ", immediately I felt like a dirty old man and that I shouldnt of looked or found her pretty. Am 29 (30 in july) but is it worng at my age to of thought that ! ATB Matt If this was the case then iv'e been a dirty old man all my life, I think if you can't find a beautiful young woman attractive then you have become an old man, can't see much harm in dreaming! as long as that's all you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salop Matt Posted April 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Less of the dirty guys ! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonker Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 To old don't be daft, you can all see how old I am. I still have great fun chatting up young ladies (and very often get a result) My problem is whenever I arrange a meet I can't remember where it was, or at what time (NOW THAT'S WHEN YOUR TO OLD) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 you're only as old as the woman you feel - Groucho Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Never mind the "add 7" Zapp, @ 44 I'm quite happy with just halving my age, lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubby Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Im 50 and have classed myself as a dirty old man forever, love it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 So at what age are you an "old man" ? Please dont stone me if your older than me which am sure most are..........BUT On saturday I took the Mrs to her horse riding lesson. When we went into the office to pay up and book next weeks lesson we were greeted by a young lady/ girl (18-20years old I speculate) and sorry if its wrong to say but still, She was really pretty and very attractive and for a moment I couldnt help but look/"check her out ", immediately I felt like a dirty old man and that I shouldnt of looked or found her pretty. Am 29 (30 in july) but is it worng at my age to of thought that ! ATB Matt We would all have been disgusted if you hadn't 'checked her out'. You want to be booking extra lessons for the Mrs. Win win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLuke Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 The problem is the girls of 18-20 look like kids. And I'm not that old - 29 this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobt Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Young lad on our shoot needed a lift to the station to meet a new girl, I jokingly asked about her mother, liitle sod said her granny is nearer your age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Youre an old man when you stop looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washerboy Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 When kids in the street call you Mr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimlet Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I am 40 this year but my mind still thinks i am 20. Ended up at a nightclub saturday night dancing all night with loads of women of all ages. But boy did i suffer the next day. Hangovers were just as bad at 20 as they are at 40. Its just that it takes you 20 years to realise that it wasn't worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I believe the accepted equation for whether you are a dirty old man is to half your age and add 7. As such, given that I am 37 I may ogle ladies aged 25.5 and over without feeling too bad, unless Mrs Zapp catches me. That's fine though, because girls younger than that are starting to look a lot like kids anyway. Unfortunately for you, that age difference does make you a dirty old man, which is quite amusing. I'm 41 and my missus is 27... That's just about bang on...😜😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROY Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Hangovers were just as bad at 20 as they are at 40. Its just that it takes you 20 years to realise that it wasn't worth it. Oh was definatly worth it!! wasnt really the hangover was just getting in at 07:00 that did it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rimotu66 Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Youre an old man when you stop looking. Oh yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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