ben0850 Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Ah....I kid you not...a year or so ago we were walking on bowfell and crinkle crags. A young lady struck up conversation with us and ended up walking with us for the remainder of the day. She had a young hound with her that had come from her local hunt, she remarked it had a tendency to chase things and run off (funny that being a hound) as such she kept it on the lead. Towards the end of the day confidence crept in and she let said dog off the lead, it promptly ****ed off into the next valley chasing a sheep at warp factor 10..... The dogs name....Danger!!! So here you have someone screaming Danger at the top of their voice near Angle tarn. You couldn't make it up lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 I recall either a boxer or mastiff called Fugly.Haha brilliant!I have a Labrador called Edward...One of my springers is called Silly Cilla, oh, and one of the cockers is called Mack The **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Hi I know a daft old *** who let his granddaughter name the pup 😚 He looks a right **** calling Chicken On a shoot day 😂😂 All the best Of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondoggy Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 My black lab is called Deefa dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eieieio Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 An old bloke used to wander around the local golf course with his terrier called Spud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 The previous Irish Setter my Dad had was called Whizzy when he got him. He soon changed his name to Kelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landy george Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) I used to know someone with a springer called Nookie. It still makes me laugh thinking of his mother in law walk in the park shouting his name. Edited October 9, 2015 by landy george Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingEgg Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Mate of mine has frank... Have brain **** as to how to spell so dog breed not included haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigadam Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Iv got a jack Russell called Jew Mi wife's nans lab called blackie I don't shout it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
labstaff Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 My springer is called Trevor. It was confusing when one of the pickers up had the same name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprucey Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Many years ago, an ex-girlfriend's family had an old English sheep dog called Dilon, but would respond better to the name of a female toy .. wink wink. very embarrassing while walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romes Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 A neighbour in my fathers street has named his Shaffy "**** Head". Very funny as he I walking round the local park shouting "**** Head, here **** Head, come on boy where are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 My mum's cocker Molly answers to **** bum ( a name I gave her). She is very heavy coated with lots of feather and as a pup used to get ...... well, I think it's obvious really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Ally - the nickname that you gave Tilly (Razz- Perazzi) is very apt. R'azbo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveboy Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) My first dog was called Spadge. Old people used to laugh (round here it's a slang name for a penis) but I had never heard of it. I think I will call the next one Willy just to be safe. Edited October 9, 2015 by daveboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Our mini pinscher officially called Quinn regularly gets called "You little Gremlin" by OH. Quinn will answer to Gremlin too. Mainly because Pinscher by breed pincher by nature. His favourite target is any tools that OH puts down within reach. He doesn't chew them just stashes them in his bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangBangNik Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Meet Brian, the brown lab. Unfortunately his manhood is no more so he refuses to sit like this now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Dear oh dear!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPhantom Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 My neighbour called her dog Bradley Waggins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 I remember a neighbour having a big black labrador named ******, but it was a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggone Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) My daughters two labs are called Trumpet and Pancake. I bought a trained lab two years ago called Pink, which has gradually morphed to Stinky. Andy Edited October 9, 2015 by Doggone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misser Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 mates got a mongrel ...asked little daughter what she wanted to call it...she pointed to window sill and said...'flower pot'....its a tad disobedient and hes quite reluctant to let it off in the park.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Having had to edit a number of posts and dish out 5 warnings for breaches of the house rules on this thread, it will now close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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