team tractor Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 The Mrs was just talking about her mate when she was at school. She said he actually put bleach in his mouth to whiten his teeth . Burned his gums and inside his nose . I had to share this as I'm still in shock how dumb some people are . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 Bet he only did it the once! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 What some people do to for the sake vanity. Pure stupidity in its raw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Lad I knew used to brush his teeth with Ajax the scouring powder. That can't be good for you. The silly things youths do beggars belief sometimes, just what goes on in their heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 I shaved my bits when I got an electric shaver for Christmas. I was about 14. Never again don't anyone try it. !!! I was walking round like I'd got crabs or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winnie&bezza Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 When I was at secondary school, there was a fad of spraying your bare hand/forearm with lynx deodarant spray and lighting it with a lighter. So stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Some strange people in Staffordshire :-) Glad I'm just over the border :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich1984 Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 I used to work with a kid who thought the sun and moon were the same thing... it just turned round ! When another guy tried to explain it to him it very nearly ended in a scrap ! ( i kid you not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted February 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 I shaved my bits when I got an electric shaver for Christmas. I was about 14. Never again don't anyone try it. !!! I was walking round like I'd got crabs or something. Use a razor dude it don't burn lol When I was at secondary school, there was a fad of spraying your bare hand/forearm with lynx deodarant spray and lighting it with a lighter. So stupid.Didn't everyone do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winnie&bezza Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Use a razor dude it don't burn lol Didn't everyone do that Probably! Only tried it once :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Take your word for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 (edited) Some strange people in Staffordshire :-) Glad I'm just over the border :-) Yep, we used to hold shin kicking competitions wearing clogs to find out who was really hard? Challenged Dougy for a round on Thursday, will he turn up? Edited February 5, 2017 by old man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 I'm off Thursday so hopefully I may be there. I had forgotten actually, hopefully I'll be better by then. I remember the shin kicking at school lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 I'll bring the clogs mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munzy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 We used to have a competition at school whereby at the end of the lunch break we would go behind the school playing field and smoke some ciggies. The final act would be to draw in a couple of mouthfuls of smoke and then swallow it down. Immediately after lunch we would head to assembly and the game was to see how far through the assembly you could get before burping out a puff of smoke. We were clearly a smart bunch of kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e2000e2000e Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Yeah but did he have white teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 They must put stuff in the water down south ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted February 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 They must put stuff in the water down south ?. Maybe but I'm neither south or North Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 We were in a nightclub in Brum many years ago and a guy in our company (no not me ! Honest guv!) had pulled......he hurriedly disappeared alone to his car to 'preen' then came back in and promptly disappeared again with the female object of his attention.....we found out later that nothing had happened, as when he went out to his car he liberally doused himself, including his old man with aftershave or somelike, and was in agony....some days later when his manhood ceased stinging it apparantly shed its skin like a snake!! Did we rib him?.........of course we did....for months! Lol! True story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 We were in a nightclub in Brum many years ago and a guy in our company (no not me ! Honest guv!) had pulled......he hurriedly disappeared alone to his car to 'preen' then came back in and promptly disappeared again with the female object of his attention.....we found out later that nothing had happened, as when he went out to his car he liberally doused himself, including his old man with aftershave or somelike, and was in agony....some days later when his manhood ceased stinging it apparantly shed its skin like a snake!! Did we rib him?.........of course we did....for months! Lol! True story! Mouth wash does the same. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3vert Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Not as uncommon as you think the old bleach drinking to whiten your teeth! Sister is a dental hygienist and has had a few stupid enough to do this. I believe the teeth discolor to quite an impressive green sometimes after the bleaching lol ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston72 Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 weirdest/dumbest conversation i have ever had at work, this wasn't a joke she is that dim Her: Have you ever heard of that Nostradamus fella? Me:yes Her: didn't he predict the end of the world thing? Me:yes he did Her : well,has it ever happened? I had n response for about 6 seconds then just fits of stifled laughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Oh dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R6demon Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 When I was at secondary school, there was a fad of spraying your bare hand/forearm with lynx deodarant spray and lighting it with a lighter. So stupid. My mate took it one step further and did it on his "old boy" he promptly burned off all his pubes and was in a bad way for a coup,e of weeks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampire Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 When at middle school we had a competion to see who could pee over the top of the urinal wall,loads of screams from the girls sitting on other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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