Gordon R Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 I like the fact that Boris and his girlfriend have allegedly had an argument, but the hanging jury immediately conclude that he might have "lumped her". PW gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oowee Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 She was probably just trying to clarify how many kids he has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 From the reports it would seem he spilt red wine on a sofa and that's where it all started! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Ruler Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Jaymo said: Had he ‘lumped her’ would you still be so supportive? Someone should lump the neighbour. I am, of course, like Jo Brand, joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: From the reports it would seem he spilt red wine on a sofa and that's where it all started! How bloody inconsiderate of him- hope wasn’t a decent bottle. Gordon, never said he did lump her- but how would you feel if he had. Yes, incidents of reported domestic violence committed does tend to favour male to female in percentage terms. Never said it wasn’t possible for s male to be a victim of abuse. 5 minutes ago, Mighty Ruler said: Someone should lump the neighbour. I am, of course, like Jo Brand, joking. Thing is, you joke- I joke- we joke, but there are levels of intelligence out there that hear a suggestion and think it’s actually alright to do such a thing as ‘x’ or ‘y’ has suggested it. sheeples have come along way since my day of having to stand behind a mate egging them on ring someone’s doorbell and run away. How many copycat milkshake moments have there been recently? I’m pretty certain that there isn’t a secret underground society plotting a milkshake coup Edited June 22, 2019 by Jaymo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Gordon Bennett! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Ruler Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, Jaymo said: Thing is, you joke- I joke- we joke, but there are levels of intelligence out there that hear a suggestion and think it’s actually alright to do such a thing as ‘x’ or ‘y’ has suggested it. sheeples have come along way since my day of having to stand behind a mate egging them on ring someone’s doorbell and run away. How many copycat milkshake moments have there been recently? I’m pretty certain that there isn’t a secret underground society plotting a milkshake coup Well if some idiot does lump the neighbour as a result of my joke I’ll gladly contribute towards his fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 11 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Gordon Bennett! No, but I did once date a ‘Jayne Bennett’ 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 The bigger issue is, some low life decided to record the domestic squabble with the full intention of bringing Borris' s name and reputation into disrepute. Manure stirring neighbours, they need a good lumping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Just now, Dougy said: The bigger issue is, some low life decided to record the domestic squabble with the full intention of bringing Borris' s name and reputation into disrepute. Manure stirring neighbours, they need a good lumping. Is everyone’s solution these days to ‘lump’ someone? Next thread will be how a family member got lumped and how unjust it was!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Ruler Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Dougy said: The bigger issue is, some low life decided to record the domestic squabble with the full intention of bringing Borris' s name and reputation into disrepute. Manure stirring neighbours, they need a good lumping. Well said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Just now, Jaymo said: Is everyone’s solution these days to ‘lump’ someone? Next thread will be how a family member got lumped and how unjust it was!!!!!! Burnley Dave was the first, you've changed your tune, just like a politician! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Jaymo said: Is everyone’s solution these days to ‘lump’ someone? Next thread will be how a family member got lumped and how unjust it was!!!!!! There comes a point that there will be no other solution other than to lump someone. As the saying goes. Can't you remember as a child being told no! There are only so many "no's" before the lump is executed. You soon learn that no actually means NO ! Or 're you of the younger generation who decide whats right and whats wrong. And for the record ( due to Joe Brands comment) no I don't go round "lumping" people, I'm only 5' 2" and 8st wet through and a wimp. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 "Lumping" someone, will put your SGC/FAC at severe risk.....it ain't worth it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 I smell a snooping rat in the kitchen: Remarkable how a neighbour just happens to have a decent recording device in just the right place to hear every word of the hottest bloke in UK news ATM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Dave-G said: I smell a snooping rat in the kitchen: Remarkable how a neighbour just happens to have a decent recording device in just the right place to hear every word of the hottest bloke in UK news ATM. You typing on a mobile phone? They have a wonderfully sensitive microphone and ‘memo’ app already. I can attest to this as I accidentally pressed the microphone icon on mine whilst placing it into my Crew Bag. My wife wasn’t happy with the conversation I was having with some Cabin Crew at the time.... With it being this time of year and reasonably warm, chances of windows being open and sound travelling is of course greater Edited June 22, 2019 by Jaymo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 20 minutes ago, Jaymo said: I can attest to this as I accidentally pressed the microphone icon on mine whilst placing it into my Crew Bag. My wife wasn’t happy with the conversation I was having with some Cabin Crew at the time.... Oh! do tell more. This could be worth a thread in its own right - " Stuff my wife should not have heard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Dougy said: The bigger issue is, some low life decided to record the domestic squabble with the full intention of bringing Borris' s name and reputation into disrepute. Manure stirring neighbours, they need a good lumping. However if it ended with someone having a kitchen knife buried in their chest the neighbors would be the heroes, funny how things can have a different viewpoint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, henry d said: However if it ended with someone having a kitchen knife buried in their chest the neighbors would be the heroes, funny how things can have a different viewpoint? The thing is in this instance, as this is the topic, the stirring low life's next door knew exactly what they were doing and why. No report of anyone using violence only assumptions, and it's certainly made an ******** out of the not nice neighbours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 I think its hugely important.. whatever next, he might spill gravy on the Boca do Lobo sock holder.. Lucky the neighbour was checking his surveillance equipment.. shocked and disheartened..😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon R Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 I notice that the neighbours - fearful about a potential loss of life - rushed round to save the damsel in distress. Then again they didn't - they contacted the Police and , after being told there was no cause for concern, they phoned the media. Hypocritical neighbours peddle a non story. They are pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 And if it was Jeremy's neighbours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 hello, according to some reports today Boris and this lady (girlfriend) get a lot of abuse from neighbours and people living in the area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon R Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 Quote And if it was Jeremy's neighbours... I would hope that neighbours of any person - Boris or Jezzer included - would show a little respect and not run off to the media. What went on in the flat should have stayed in the flat. They were not concerned enough to go and knock on the door to save her life and only contacted the media after knowing that she was safe. It now emerges that they are a pair of idiots, which hardly surprises me. I wonder whether they will declare their hatred of their neighbours if and when they come to sell their flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Dave-G said: I smell a snooping rat in the kitchen: Remarkable how a neighbour just happens to have a decent recording device in just the right place to hear every word of the hottest bloke in UK news ATM. 100% The smell is really strong and nasty. No one as mentioned the fact that the calming voice on the recording is from Boris, that has been brushed under the carpet. I think the one big mistake he has made is not to just come out in the interview and say " Yes, i spilled some red wine on the settee and rightly she was not amused. I tried to quietly say sorry but she was really mad about it." End of story, but no one of his advisers and she is said to be one of his advisors, told him to act stum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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