WelshAndy Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 Hope this was published and not just an online article. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/it-gets-birdbrains-in-a-flutter-that-wildlife-is-booming-on-my-green-and-pheasant-land-prwd3bq3l?shareToken=61227e4a31e5fdfbc09eb112aead4253 enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 Cant see the article? Says only free for a certain time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 the man is a **** any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 Clarkson writes a column for the Sunday Times on a regular basis. He is always outspoken and opinionated, very unPC, very funny and a keen shooter. He applies a lot of logic to most of his arguments and his columns are eventually compiled into best sellers.....I've bought most of them. He is also a staunch remainer who believes the referendum vote was won by Northern thickos who are stuck in the middle ages. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Scully said: Northern thickos who are stuck in the middle ages. 😀 He's a Northern boy himself, sure he started on the Rotherham advertiser (free paper)🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 hello, well maybe i am a Southern thicko who voted to leave the EU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshAndy Posted November 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 Ah well - I thought it was quite a good read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 41 minutes ago, mossy835 said: the man is a **** any way. hello, i do not think the locals like him much either, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob525 Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 Can someone that subscribes please copy and paste it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Centrepin said: He's a Northern boy himself, sure he started on the Rotherham advertiser (free paper)🙄 Yes, he’s a Northern lad. I enjoy reading his columns very much ( in book form ) and doubt he cares at all what anyone thinks of him. 1 hour ago, WelshAndy said: Ah well - I thought it was quite a good read. I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 I find Clarkson hilarious and would love a day’s shooting with him, what a (non-pc) hoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, Rob525 said: Can someone that subscribes please copy and paste it? I was up early the other day because I was keen to write about the Britannia Hotels group’s incredible achievement of being voted the UK’s worst chain for the seventh year running. Imagine. You’re told you’re rubbish once and then you keep on being rubbish for six straight years. I wanted to comment about such an extraordinary level of commitment to slack-jawed slovenliness. But then I noticed that the survey had been done by Which?, an organisation that is really only interested in reaching adenoidal people in action trousers and sandals who contribute to TripAdvisor and run the neighbourhood watch scheme. As a general rule, I’ve always reckoned that if something does badly in Which?, it’s probably pretty good. As I sat, deciding which side to take in the great hotel debate, I was distracted by an annoying man on Radio 4’s Farming Today show. He was from the airborne wing of the Labour Party — also known as the Royal Society for the Prevention of Birds — and he was talking about how he thought shooting game birds might be a bad thing. The RSPB has always been prevented by its royal charter from campaigning against the shooting industry — Mrs Queen likes to strangle a pheasant or two at Christmas time, as we know — but it has worked out that it can comment if it reckons shooting is done by rich bastards in Range Rovers. Now, the columnist Charles Moore said recently that the actress Olivia Colman had a “left-wing face”. I won’t comment on that, but I will say that Martin Harper, the man the RSPB sent to Radio 4, had a left-wing voice. Chris Packham has both a left-wing voice and a left-wing face, and he wants us all to stop using fly spray. Anyway, Martin reckoned that if you release 50m non-native game birds into the British countryside every year, it’s bound to have an effect. When pressed by the interviewer for a specific effect, he said: “Er, climate change.” That was lucky for the Britannia Hotels chain, because I immediately abandoned my original plan and decided to write about shooting instead. The first thing I did when I started a small shoot was plant several acres of so-called cover crops. Maize, sunflowers and something called kale, which can be eaten by humans if they are very deranged. These crops provide warmth, food and a place to hide from Johnny Fox, not just for my pheasants but a whole squadron of other birds too. We keep reading about how endangered the yellowhammer is these days; well, not on my farm it isn’t. Since I started my shoot, the skies are black with them. And goldcrests. And wrens. And skylarks. The dawn chorus used to be nothing but the occasional squawk of a murderous crow, whereas now it’s positively philharmonic. Research has shown that if you run through a field of crops planted by a shootist, you are 340 times more likely to encounter a songbird than if you do a Theresa May and run through a field of grass. So, Martin, if the RSPB does manage to ban shooting, then, yes, you will be championed as a class hero throughout the vegan strongholds of Islington and Shoreditch, but you will also be responsible for the deaths of a million linnets. Which, as far as I know, isn’t why the RSPB was founded. And then there are the woods, where the pheasants are held until they are old enough to forage on their own. Woods are beautiful and still. They’re places to shelter from the endless drone of light-aircraft enthusiasts. Mine are full of roe deer and muntjac and squirrels and badgers, and at this time of year there are many mushrooms too. I love to spend an evening down there as the leaves turn golden, giggling. Everyone likes woods, except if you are in a horror film. But they generate no income. So if shooting were banned, I’d have to get Brazilian on their arses and turn them into farmland. Is that what you want, Martin? Because I fear that would create a damn sight more climate change than my Range Rover. Of course, I’m well aware that some people might bridle at the sight and sound of eight hedge-fund managers in tweed shorts, braying their way through a pint of sloe gin while brandishing a pair of £20,000 shotguns, but what good comes from making them take up golf instead? There are many hobbies that inflict far more pain and misery on others: light aircraft — I’m not giving up on that — the violin, motorcycling, strimming, morris dancing and so on, so why pick on one that’s good for nature and good for the way the countryside looks? Pointedly, it’s good for birds too. Not just songbirds, but the kind of stuff that makes kids point at the sky and squeak with joy. Birds of prey. Since I started a shoot, I have seen a huge increase in the number of kestrels and buzzards over my farm. I even think I spotted a peregrine falcon the other day, and that made my heart soar. Was it here because it likes eating my pheasants and partridges? There’s some debate about that, but the truth is I don’t really care if it does take a few. Because I like having it around. So stop persecuting me, Martin, and concentrate instead on the people who do real damage to these magnificent creatures. Seriously. If you put down your Jeremy Corbyn picture book for a moment and do some actual work, you’ll learn that peregrines like to hang out on top of churches and cathedrals. Because the height gives them the ability to reach the speed they need in an attack dive. But, because of bell-ringers, it’s noisy and scary up there. So if you really want to help these birds, don’t target the shooting community, which is doing its bit already. Target the real villains: the nation’s campanologists. That’s what I want to see — the RSPB and the country’s bell-ringers at war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oowee Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, oldypigeonpopper said: hello, well maybe i am a Southern thicko who voted to leave the EU North of Watford. @welsh1 I cant stand the bloke but that is funny. 🙂 Edited November 3, 2019 by oowee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 Good forJezza! To the point but light-hearted enough to encourage non-shooters to read right to the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowdy Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Centrepin said: He's a Northern boy himself, sure he started on the Rotherham advertiser (free paper)🙄 Rotherham is in the south of England the last time i looked on the map? and about 160 miles away driving sooth all the way from my home in The true north of England .LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 Clarkson was born in Doncaster if memory serves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowdy Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 Just now, Scully said: Clarkson was born in Doncaster if memory serves. makes no odds just 10 miles in it 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 21 minutes ago, London Best said: Good forJezza! To the point but light-hearted enough to encourage non-shooters to read right to the end. One of his best articles in my opinion was when he asked the Archbishop of Canterbury ( Welby?) why, if he was so concerned about homeless people sleeping on the streets, he wouldn't open up the church doors for them each night. 😀 I don't agree with everything he writes, but sometimes he just hits the nail on the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriv8 Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 Clarkson is like marmite you love him or hate him. regardless of your view he is able to put into words better than most the fact that Good shoot management will sustain more wildlife than woods left un managed i would love to shoot with him and go for a pint afterwards he is not politically correct and to be honest neither am I but his word will be with me a week on Saturday for the first beating day on the family run pheasant shoot. PS he does a **** load of work for disabled kids and ex service personnel. well done mr to Clarkson I would love to see a debate between him and Peckham! ATB Agriv8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger-Mouse Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Centrepin said: He's a Northern boy himself, sure he started on the Rotherham advertiser (free paper)🙄 Rotherham Advertiser isn't a free paper, that would be the Rotherham Record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob525 Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 Fantastic article. He speaks his mind and what he believes in and that's more than alot of the people nowadays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO3isme Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 He seems to be promoting his farm lately. I heard that there were plans for a TV series about his farming antics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 47 minutes ago, SO3isme said: He seems to be promoting his farm lately. I heard that there were plans for a TV series about his farming antics. hello, yes like blowing up his old farm house, very entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted November 3, 2019 Report Share Posted November 3, 2019 If he made a farming program it would be funny. Remember the tractor episode of top gear. Hamster in a huge Case quadtrack. Clarkson in the hegrrows eating brambles. Making a complete cock up of every thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 I love reading what he writes, he often puts in words more or less what you want to say but can't. I read his books on holidays as you can pick them up on any page and be made to smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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