mellors Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, ditchman said: bloody right.....im not putting up with that Let's hope he gets pride of place on the newly manicured lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 How has ditchman NOT catching moles got to 11 pages 😂 Have you ever thought about tarmac Ditchman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Benthejockey said: How has ditchman NOT catching moles got to 11 pages 😂 Have you ever thought about tarmac Ditchman? surprise it hasnt been locked............and yes tarmac and 30 newton re-enforced concrete has been mentioned............ amazon deliver the PUNTANGES tomorrow........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, Benthejockey said: How has ditchman NOT catching moles got to 11 pages 😂 Have you ever thought about tarmac Ditchman? We’re going to get another 11 pages when he’s caught it 😂😂😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 I want a short thread from ditchy on mole taxidermy when he's caught it, perhaps having moley pushing through a clod of earth or something. Or moley circumventing a trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 Well it's Wednesday morning on the watch , thousands wait with baited breath , for the arrival of ditchmans machines of death . Will the end of the day see a champagne celebration ?, or will we see ditchman crying into a mole hill ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 48 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Well it's Wednesday morning on the watch , thousands wait with baited breath , for the arrival of ditchmans machines of death . Will the end of the day see a champagne celebration ?, or will we see ditchman crying into a mole hill ?. Amazon usually deliver here after lunch................which is good for me , as i dont feel too clever at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 9 hours ago, ditchman said: surprise it hasnt been locked............and yes tarmac and 30 newton re-enforced concrete has been mentioned............ amazon deliver the PUNTANGES tomorrow........... Let us have the tracking number and we can watch the progress! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 hour ago, ditchman said: Amazon usually deliver here after lunch................which is good for me , as i dont feel too clever at the moment Nervous excitement? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkedUp Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 I don’t know about the rest of you but I for one was too excited to sleep last night 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellors Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, WalkedUp said: I don’t know about the rest of you but I for one was too excited to sleep last night 🤣 It's going to be a long day. Have to stay logged in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, Old farrier said: Nervous excitement? 🤔 Can't be a hangover! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Can't be a hangover! I’m worried now a steady hand and clear head is needed for the pending situation 🤭 Edited June 17, 2020 by Old farrier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 Plenty of time until the expected arrival of the POONTANG traps. His head will clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead eye alan Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 OK I smell a rat here too much pressure on the old boy and he is begining to crack, we need to calm down a bit and wait with bated breath because he say's the end is nigh for mole with the arrival of the POONTANG! traps,😎 this thread could soon be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellors Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 17 minutes ago, dead eye alan said: OK I smell a rat here too much pressure on the old boy and he is begining to crack, we need to calm down a bit and wait with bated breath because he say's the end is nigh for mole with the arrival of the POONTANG! traps,😎 this thread could soon be done. Perhaps a trip to the local spar last night for a drop of red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 (edited) I just cannot believe that the non catching of moles can run to 11 pages of posts. So how long will it continue when he actually catches one ? Perhaps it's just the thrill of the chase. Anyways up, we will know later today the final outcome when the Poontang traps arrive. There was me thinking that a Poontang trap (just googled Poontang) had an association with Fat Sarah, but best not go there, we don't want Ditchy in the slammer again. OB Edited June 17, 2020 by Old Boggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Old Boggy said: I just cannot believe that the non catching of moles can run to 6 pages of posts. So how long will it continue when he actually catches one ? Perhaps it's just the thrill of the chase. Anyways up, we will know later today the final outcome when the Poontang traps arrive. There was me thinking that a Poontang trap (just googled Poontang) had an association with Fat Sarah, but best not go there, we don't want Ditchy in the slammer again. OB Look how many pages of carp were written about Brexit! Demonstrations in London and anything else that RJ gets a bee in his bonnet about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinj Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 (edited) 16 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: It would be criminal to forget Professor Alice: that faraway look in her eye shows her thinking about Ditchy in his molies Edited June 17, 2020 by martinj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellors Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Look how many pages of carp were written about Brexit! Demonstrations in London and anything else that RJ gets a bee in his bonnet about! Hopefully more if the same to come . The forum is getting bogged down with just a few threads that go round in circles. Need to return to what the majority join for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, martinj said: It would be criminal to forget Professor Alice: Alice, Alice WTFIA ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinj Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Old Boggy said: Alice, Alice WTFIA ? it comes out squished but I stand by my guns Haha the penny dropped - I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna goI guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know'Cause for twenty-four years I've been living next door to AliceAlice?Who the **** is Alice? Edited June 17, 2020 by martinj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 29 minutes ago, mellors said: Hopefully more if the same to come . The forum is getting bogged down with just a few threads that go round in circles. Need to return to what the majority join for. What shooting and the country way of life? A better shot; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B725 Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 I wonder if the collars and cuffs match 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 17, 2020 Report Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 minute ago, B725 said: I wonder if the collars and cuffs match 😊 No they don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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