Another crazy matter going to the Courts. Pub signs that cause 'offence'

[ditchman]

1 hour ago, mel b3 said:

Is that one of ditchmans bedroom maneuvers?.

The name "the dirty duck" comes from the process of using a fluffy whilst having sex......QQQquack -quack ---quaty -qqquaaack....

[ShootingEgg]

I have seen a video of the landlord talking about this. And he has said the complainant is offended by the word "head". How just HOW has this got as far as it has . It should have been thrown back at the idiot who filed it .. we have indeed lost the plot in this country 

[ditchman]

7 minutes ago, ShootingEgg said:

I have seen a video of the landlord talking about this. And he has said the complainant is offended by the word "head". How just HOW has this got as far as it has . It should have been thrown back at the idiot who filed it .. we have indeed lost the plot in this country 

i saw it too..........am i right in thinking that the bloke complaining is a convicted terrorist..?

[JohnfromUK]

1 minute ago, ditchman said:

i saw it too..........am i right in thinking that the bloke complaining is a convicted terrorist..?

Yes, He has "previously spent four years behind bars for preparing Jihadi propaganda".

(Quote from the newspaper article linked in the first post in this thread)

[ShootingEgg]

10 minutes ago, ditchman said:

i saw it too..........am i right in thinking that the bloke complaining is a convicted terrorist..?

Yep, but why should that stop the ridiculous from happening 

[old man]

Legal aid?

[Morkin]

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[100milesaway]

Wait whilst he gets round to the Black bull and the White Hart.

From Auntie 

[Raja Clavata]

The guy is a clown and anyone entertaining it is a muppet. There comes a time when enough is enough.

[vmaxphil]

Perhaps the landlord ought to change the sign to show a tank 

[Penelope]

17 hours ago, amateur said:

Do they do food? Would she be having Pork in Cider?

Clever.

[amateur]

1 minute ago, Penelope said:

Clever.

An old joke, alas!

[dainty duck]

aint there a pub of the same name near Swine's Head Bridge in Lincolnshire ? he could get a double hearing going ,

I'll after sort out my clean kit !

[ditchman]

1 hour ago, Penelope said:

Clever.

ive only just got that...............christ im slow

[welsh1]

He appears to be playing on the fact that some people don't want a legal battle and are willing to pay him a few quid to keep quiet, accuse 30 pubs and the likely hood is one or two will fork out a thousand quid to make him go away.

[Newbie to this]

12 minutes ago, welsh1 said:

He appears to be playing on the fact that some people don't want a legal battle and are willing to pay him a few quid to keep quiet, accuse 30 pubs and the likely hood is one or two will fork out a thousand quid to make him go away.

After his conviction for terrorism, the government should have made him go away!

[mel b3]

2 hours ago, amateur said:

An old joke, alas!

That joke is almost as old as ditchman,  and he's as old as a conker tree 😁.

[retromlc]

Maybe the pub landlord doesn't like that rugby team???

[ditchman]

1 hour ago, mel b3 said:

That joke is almost as old as ditchman,  and he's as old as a conker tree 😁.

abuse alert ...abuse alert............

[mel b3]

1 hour ago, ditchman said:

abuse alert ...abuse alert............

That was just me showing my utmost respect to an elder statesman .

You're the Winston Churchill of pigeonwatch 😇.

[islandgun]

6 hours ago, amateur said:

An old joke, alas!

I remember listening to "Sorry I haven't a clue " on radio four quite a few years ago and the lovely samantha was reputed to prefer Brewsters tongue in cider. This was sunday lunch time, the stuff humph got away with, another was about the constable that enjoyed stunt kite flying in the Kentish countryside [or something like that]

[amateur]

17 minutes ago, islandgun said:

I remember listening to "Sorry I haven't a clue " on radio four quite a few years ago and the lovely samantha was reputed to prefer Brewsters tongue in cider. This was sunday lunch time, the stuff humph got away with, another was about the constable that enjoyed stunt kite flying in the Kentish countryside [or something like that]

And, of course, Kenny Everett's Cupid Stunt. "All done in the best paasible taste"

[amateur]

On 16/12/2024 at 16:26, old man said:

What about " The dirty duck?"

We always knew it as "The Mucky Duck" when I was in Bradford

[old man]

26 minutes ago, amateur said:

We always knew it as "The Mucky Duck" when I was in Bradford

Ah, very refined?

A dirty job in Stratford on Avon.

[amateur]

27 minutes ago, old man said:

Ah, very refined?

A dirty job in Stratford on Avon.

It was actually named "The Black Swan", down Frizinghall Lane