ditchman Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: Is that one of ditchmans bedroom maneuvers?. The name "the dirty duck" comes from the process of using a fluffy whilst having sex......QQQquack -quack ---quaty -qqquaaack.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingEgg Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 I have seen a video of the landlord talking about this. And he has said the complainant is offended by the word "head". How just HOW has this got as far as it has . It should have been thrown back at the idiot who filed it .. we have indeed lost the plot in this country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 7 minutes ago, ShootingEgg said: I have seen a video of the landlord talking about this. And he has said the complainant is offended by the word "head". How just HOW has this got as far as it has . It should have been thrown back at the idiot who filed it .. we have indeed lost the plot in this country i saw it too..........am i right in thinking that the bloke complaining is a convicted terrorist..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnfromUK Posted December 16 Author Report Share Posted December 16 1 minute ago, ditchman said: i saw it too..........am i right in thinking that the bloke complaining is a convicted terrorist..? Yes, He has "previously spent four years behind bars for preparing Jihadi propaganda". (Quote from the newspaper article linked in the first post in this thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingEgg Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 10 minutes ago, ditchman said: i saw it too..........am i right in thinking that the bloke complaining is a convicted terrorist..? Yep, but why should that stop the ridiculous from happening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Legal aid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morkin Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣This has turned into a really thing to keep reading, THANKYOU ALL, I just sit here laughing to myself, This forum is just priceless entertaianment and I mean that in the very nicest way, When you don’t feel really good👏👏👏👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100milesaway Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Wait whilst he gets round to the Black bull and the White Hart. From Auntie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 The guy is a clown and anyone entertaining it is a muppet. There comes a time when enough is enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmaxphil Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Perhaps the landlord ought to change the sign to show a tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 17 hours ago, amateur said: Do they do food? Would she be having Pork in Cider? Clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 1 minute ago, Penelope said: Clever. An old joke, alas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dainty duck Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 aint there a pub of the same name near Swine's Head Bridge in Lincolnshire ? he could get a double hearing going , I'll after sort out my clean kit ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 1 hour ago, Penelope said: Clever. ive only just got that...............christ im slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 He appears to be playing on the fact that some people don't want a legal battle and are willing to pay him a few quid to keep quiet, accuse 30 pubs and the likely hood is one or two will fork out a thousand quid to make him go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie to this Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 12 minutes ago, welsh1 said: He appears to be playing on the fact that some people don't want a legal battle and are willing to pay him a few quid to keep quiet, accuse 30 pubs and the likely hood is one or two will fork out a thousand quid to make him go away. After his conviction for terrorism, the government should have made him go away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 2 hours ago, amateur said: An old joke, alas! That joke is almost as old as ditchman, and he's as old as a conker tree 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retromlc Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Maybe the pub landlord doesn't like that rugby team??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: That joke is almost as old as ditchman, and he's as old as a conker tree 😁. abuse alert ...abuse alert............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 1 hour ago, ditchman said: abuse alert ...abuse alert............ That was just me showing my utmost respect to an elder statesman . You're the Winston Churchill of pigeonwatch 😇. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 6 hours ago, amateur said: An old joke, alas! I remember listening to "Sorry I haven't a clue " on radio four quite a few years ago and the lovely samantha was reputed to prefer Brewsters tongue in cider. This was sunday lunch time, the stuff humph got away with, another was about the constable that enjoyed stunt kite flying in the Kentish countryside [or something like that] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 17 minutes ago, islandgun said: I remember listening to "Sorry I haven't a clue " on radio four quite a few years ago and the lovely samantha was reputed to prefer Brewsters tongue in cider. This was sunday lunch time, the stuff humph got away with, another was about the constable that enjoyed stunt kite flying in the Kentish countryside [or something like that] And, of course, Kenny Everett's Cupid Stunt. "All done in the best paasible taste" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 On 16/12/2024 at 16:26, old man said: What about " The dirty duck?" We always knew it as "The Mucky Duck" when I was in Bradford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 26 minutes ago, amateur said: We always knew it as "The Mucky Duck" when I was in Bradford Ah, very refined? A dirty job in Stratford on Avon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 27 minutes ago, old man said: Ah, very refined? A dirty job in Stratford on Avon. It was actually named "The Black Swan", down Frizinghall Lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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