ditchman Posted Monday at 20:28 Report Share Posted Monday at 20:28 mentioned in the food thread.... anyway Fanny Craddock had quite strong connections in Norfok believe it or not......and it is well known of her sexual exploits and multiple bigamous marrages..................ANYWAY.....many years ago (i think the story was realated by a luvvie on the Parkinson show)..... Fanny and Johnny were in Norfolk catching up with family..in and around Norwich ..and they met up one saturday night at a pub on the outskirts of Attlebourgh..(just outside Norwich on the way to Thetford).......and Johnny was half cut as usual and noticed that one of Fannies old paramours was touching Fanny up..................... anyway when the pub was calling last orders they all trooped outside and Jonny started having a pushing match with Fannies old admirer who was looking for a peice of action......Jonny grabbed Fanny and nearly threw her in the car....he got in and revved the big jag up ..slammed it into reverse and backed over Fannies admirer ...and broke the guys leg...then drove off back down to Essex............ true story that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Monday at 20:29 Report Share Posted Monday at 20:29 Was the poor chap blind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Monday at 20:30 Author Report Share Posted Monday at 20:30 1 minute ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Was the poor chap blind? Beer googles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Monday at 20:32 Report Share Posted Monday at 20:32 Gordon Bennett. How could he walk after consuming enough to find old Fanny attractive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted Monday at 20:33 Report Share Posted Monday at 20:33 You just wanted to say the word fanny many times, didn't you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Monday at 20:33 Author Report Share Posted Monday at 20:33 Just now, TIGHTCHOKE said: Gordon Bennett. How could he walk after consuming enough to find old Fanny attractive? i coudnt ...Mel is the one to ask mate Just now, JKD said: You just wanted to say the word fanny many times, didn't you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted Monday at 20:53 Report Share Posted Monday at 20:53 I remember the end of a programme and Johnny saying i hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted Monday at 21:10 Report Share Posted Monday at 21:10 She looked like an ole battleaxe on her programs , very demanding didn't come across as a nice lady , anyhow in those days you didn't get that many cookery programs so you just accepted what was on or changed over to the other two channels , BBC 1 , BBC 2 or I T V , wasn't sure if I T V 4 was on then or weather our old tellie couldn't pick the signal up . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hushpower Posted Monday at 21:37 Report Share Posted Monday at 21:37 She could dress & pull a turkeys neck that one a character of which we dont see anymore lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen-H Posted Monday at 21:50 Report Share Posted Monday at 21:50 1 hour ago, ditchman said: Beer googles Do they make beer that strong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Monday at 21:54 Author Report Share Posted Monday at 21:54 Just now, Stephen-H said: Do they make beer that strong? Norfolk snakebite...........ever had it ...............1/3rd esso blue parrafeen 2/3rds norfolk cider...........gives you visions boi...visions i tell 'ee we know how to party in Norfolk and in style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weihrauch17 Posted Monday at 21:55 Report Share Posted Monday at 21:55 I reckon she was an early Tranny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted Monday at 22:11 Report Share Posted Monday at 22:11 Come on she was a good looker in her day, certainly in the same league as TeamTractors recent dates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen-H Posted Monday at 22:16 Report Share Posted Monday at 22:16 1 hour ago, Dougy said: Come on she was a good looker in her day, certainly in the same league as TeamTractors recent dates. F*** it or Fight it - death isn't an option? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Monday at 22:27 Author Report Share Posted Monday at 22:27 i want to write something............buti dusnt.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted Monday at 22:35 Report Share Posted Monday at 22:35 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, her mother loved her dearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hushpower Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago League of gentlemen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted 18 hours ago Report Share Posted 18 hours ago 17 hours ago, Dougy said: Any bloke that wouldn't be all over that radiant beauty , is quite obviously a homosexual . And anyone that disagrees with me , is also a homosexual 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted 18 hours ago Report Share Posted 18 hours ago Specsavers, on the High Street, if you can find them, they will serve straight and homosexual people, come on Mel, don't be shy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted 17 hours ago Report Share Posted 17 hours ago 18 hours ago, Stephen-H said: **** it or Fight it - death isn't an option? That's a proper growler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted 16 hours ago Report Share Posted 16 hours ago How did we get here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnphilip Posted 16 hours ago Report Share Posted 16 hours ago 3 minutes ago, Dougy said: How did we get here The usual suspect 😀😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted 16 hours ago Report Share Posted 16 hours ago 3 minutes ago, johnphilip said: The usual suspect 😀😀 It was Mel................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitebridges Posted 15 hours ago Report Share Posted 15 hours ago Fanny has a touch. Look how she tenders the skin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhs_33zWEoQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minky Posted 15 hours ago Report Share Posted 15 hours ago (edited) Ard as nails. They took Gordon Ramsey out to shoot a deer. When the moment came he didn't do the deed. He came out with a load of excuses such as .. a fly got in his eyes, or the wind was blowing in the wrong direction or something. Anyway it was said that Fanny wouldn't have any such problems and would have absolutely no problem in dropping the hammer. My Auntie was just like her both in demeanor, behaviour and just generally a hard woman. I don't know if her donuts turned out like Fannies though. Edited 15 hours ago by Minky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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