bruno22rf Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 I will take your Gout and raise you a double transplant (inc removal of the intestines)-further raise you a heart attack,stroke,2 Lumber punctures,a Hickman line (into the heart) open uretheraplasty (thru the crotch-cut and rejoin the urethera) and numerous injections into my eye.I can add to this list(like over 20k injections) but it means going back a few years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Paper cuts can be a bit sore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son Of Potter Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 gout,sorts the men from the boys........ Yep hear you on that one, Still unsure which is worse, Kidney stones or Gout!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holly Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 crps (complex regional pain syndrome) sever pain in foot (can be in any joint), it started oct 12 got it for life . had gout and that's nowt compared to crps . apparently it as an high suicide rate but i aint got that bad yet ,off to see specialist today . no known cure only pain management Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 During a boozy night at college I was leaning against the stage in the SU that was made up from a series of scaffold platforms and there were revellers jumping around atop it. Unbeknown to me a gap had opened up sufficent for my triser frontage to momentarily fill a gap. It closed up almost instantaneously and nipped my roll neck. It very nearly became a three skin or maybe even less. Needless to say it smarted a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Not any more, just sends me to sleep! Awful, I presume you don't only use oramorph, you have multi modal pain relief? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 just half way through root canal treatment at the moment,when that has settled down i have to go into hospital to have whats left of an old tooth taken out..cant wait for that one mikky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy bingo Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 skin in zip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 All good stuff, but mental anguish beats the lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 skin in zip Not the skin, but the little bit underneath that tethers the skin to the tip ~Now THAT IS worse than childbirth !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren m Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 try pudenal nerve entrapment , that'll make your eyes water , i know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedsanity Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Awful, I presume you don't only use oramorph, you have multi modal pain relief? i have tried oramorph, oxynorm, oxycontin, fentanyl, buprenorphine, all of the codiene derivitives , amitriptylene, gabapentin, tramadol, diazepam etc............................ an operation would be nice but apparently due to the severity of the damage they wont do it so i'm properly fubar'd fella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hushpower Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 broken rib,laugh ,cough or sneeze shooting pains ,yee haaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the enigma Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Nipped the ends off two fingers............ made my eyes water a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English archer Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Sorry, but you are all wrong. The worst pain in the world, is a pilonidal sinus (do not google that if squeamish). The daily unpacking, and repacking has to be felt to be believed. My broked back, and kidney stones were both less painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APV Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Man up you wimp Hate tooth ache, if its still hurting go back to Dentists, they might have pulled the wrong one or infection may have set in. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 I will take your Gout and raise you a double transplant (inc removal of the intestines)-further raise you a heart attack,stroke,2 Lumber punctures,a Hickman line (into the heart) open uretheraplasty (thru the crotch-cut and rejoin the urethera) and numerous injections into my eye.I can add to this list(like over 20k injections) but it means going back a few years Ok you win..... After plugs and Lego! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 I will take your Gout and raise you a double transplant (inc removal of the intestines)-further raise you a heart attack,stroke,2 Lumber punctures,a Hickman line (into the heart) open uretheraplasty (thru the crotch-cut and rejoin the urethera) and numerous injections into my eye.I can add to this list(like over 20k injections) but it means going back a few years Unbeatable that one and sorry to hear of your medical history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenman99 Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 (edited) Try having Robotic Prostatectomy! 5 Robot arms stirring your stomach round trying to find your Prostate for 5.5hours. That's pain when you come round & double that if you sneeze fenman99 Edited April 15, 2013 by fenman99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted April 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Agh..well that has done it, my pain don't feel so bad now bruno... !!! Thats some list mate..hope you are better these days..the injection into the eyes did it for me anyway..here is wishing you all good health... raising a glass of Red jasp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 catching it in your zipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketestace Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Whilst you sup your wine,how about having calcium build up in my shoulders CHIPPED off via key hole surgery while im awake !! Bend me over backwards and remove my crown jewels,it smarted a tad......... Even though a paper cut wins hands down p.s Dentists are the spawn of the devil, Bta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 (edited) i had an ingrown hair on my right buttock once, it got infectected and blasst that were sore! especially as i rode a bike everywhere. Edited April 15, 2013 by Paddy Galore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Mumps is quite interesting for grown men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Mumps is quite interesting for grown men. need bigger pants that's for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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