What does everyone do for a living?

[keg]

No, he's the front end of a unicorn!

[kyska]

This should help any who haven't worked out what I do 😋

 

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Ah you're that thing that lives in Narnia?

[FalconFN]

Ah you're that thing that lives in Narnia?

Are you suggesting OF is in the closet?

[islandgun]

a five legged horse with ill fitting trousers, is that a job ?

[bigmcg]

I'm a Civil Engineer, but would generally class myself as a fag packet engineer.

 

I would guess that Old Farrier worked in a glue factory?

[ditchman]

i rekon ole farrier is a tap dancer........ either that or the front half of a pantomine cow !!

Edited September 19, 2015 by ditchman

[shaun4860]

4 years Army in the Signals, doing the same job overall as techs but I didn't have the qualifications to be a tech. Left after my 3+1 and applied for RAF (tech), Navy (Tiffy - passed the tests but I had to be signed on before my 21st birthday - my last day of service in the Army was the day before my 21st!); Police and Prison service - the only one I didn't get was the Police technically but took the Air Force as a Telecomms tech for 9 years

 

Meanwhile I was working as a second man delivering Guiness around the North West

 

Warburtons was working out of Bicester untill they had a new bakery built in London. First time I drove a truck (on the roads) was delivering bread around East London!! That was a bloody experience.

 

Funny enough, a few years latter I nearly had work to design a one off solution for the Labs in Bolton for Warburtons however the person wanting IT then left the company to go elsewhere so the project died

I think Bicester opened just after I left, furthest bakery South at the time was Nottingham, they had depots further south though,

 

It was when Warburtons wanted to go national.....

 

[martindd]

Used to be an electrician,but now a teaching assistant in a special school(good holidays☺)

[WelshAndy]

Gravedigger and part time gamekeeper

Grave digger also

 

Relief recycling officer (bin man!)

 

Previously a cowman working ridiculous hours, money was good but no time for kids. Now I work Monday to Friday unless I'm sorting through people's rubbish.

 

Family first

[Ttfjlc]

You're a Centaur?

That had me in stitches!

[doo hunter]

Service manager at a New Holland dealership

[malkiserow]

This should help any who haven't worked out what I do

 

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Are you a frog nibbler?

[Ira]

Grave digger also

 

Relief recycling officer (bin man!)

 

Previously a cowman working ridiculous hours, money was good but no time for kids. Now I work Monday to Friday unless I'm sorting through people's rubbish.

 

Family first

 

I dug a few graves at bexleyheath cemetery soon after leaving school/college,also had to go over to the dartford areas and dig sometimes, funniest thing was when a dancer from a recruitment agency got sent over, the look on his face when he asked what we were doing, he was gone by lunchtime of his own accord!! Good times there and you certainly needed a sense of humour to put up with the laughs the seasoned diggers would try on!!

 

The best one was when I dug a reopener and was told it wasn't deep enough, another couple of inches mate, then the ground gave way and I was out that hole like a jack in the box, scared the **** out of me.

 

[Iced Tiger]

Unit Desk Engineer.

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Just out off interest how often do the shoes need fitting and hooves need cutting

[lister1]

I'm a project design engineer. I design anything from architectural stair cases to factory machinery.

I was previously a precision machinist / cnc machinist.

I have done work for all sorts of industries from aerospace, robotics to food factories and construction.

[keg]

I'm a project design engineer. I design anything from architectural stair cases to factory machinery.

I was previously a precision machinist / cnc machinist.

I have done work for all sorts of industries from aerospace, robotics to food factories and construction.

Is your name Lister or are you referring to the engines of the same name (if you don't mind me asking)

Edited September 22, 2015 by keg

[Old farrier]

Just out off interest how often do the shoes need fitting and hooves need cutting

How would I know I'm a photographer 😂

 

About 6 to 8 weeks

[mel b3]

How would I know I'm a photographer 😂

 

About 6 to 8 weeks

I bet that gets expensive, they go through shoes faster than kids.

[kyska]

How would I know I'm a photographer 😂

 

 

Smart, quick and lol!

[homzi1981]

I'm a plumber by trade can anyone help I've a 18yr old bsa super sport 22 in need of repair new barrel and a service local gun shop said £115 but offered me a bsa meteor Evo for £165 do I buy new or repair any thoughts???

[grrclark]

I'm a plumber by trade can anyone help I've a 18yr old bsa super sport 22 in need of repair new barrel and a service local gun shop said £115 but offered me a bsa meteor Evo for £165 do I buy new or repair any thoughts???

ask your question in the Airgun section and you will get good advice.

 

Oh and welcome to PW.

Edited September 22, 2015 by grrclark

[homzi1981]

Any opinions on my post

[kyska]

Any opinions on my post

 

Yes, read the post above by grrclark

Edited September 22, 2015 by kyska

[jonno 357]

Worked at Synthomer with Sparkles well not at same plant for 28 years. My only ever job from leaving ploytech. Took redundancy and after two years went back to synthomer. I manufacture periodic acid cuprous iodide and stannous oxide on conti shifts.

 

My own sideline business is manufacturing e cig liquid and sell to retail outlets. Its the future its tax free its cash and the mark up profit is ridiculous its verging on rudism lol Professor Von Vape !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!