PPP Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Why do women cut the nose off the cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 minute ago, PPP said: Why do women cut the nose off the cheese? Why do some people scoop cheese from a whole Stilton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, PPP said: Why do women cut the nose off the cheese? My wife does that.. perhaps it's the way they see things, i,e why complicate a simple process, just cut a bit off, stick it on a cracker and move on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 41 minutes ago, JDog said: Why do some people scoop cheese from a whole Stilton? sometimes i think the rind is the best part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PPP Posted February 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 56 minutes ago, JDog said: Why do some people scoop cheese from a whole Stilton? I should like to see their ‘ands cut orff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 My mrs scoops the butter out instead of scraping it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnfromUK Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 and put twice as much mustard on the plate as the need or eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, JohnfromUK said: and put twice as much mustard on the plate as the need or eat. It is said that Coleman's fortune was made by what people leave on their plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnfromUK Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Just now, wymberley said: It is said that Coleman's fortune was made by what people leave on their plate. That's why I use Taylors http://taylors-products.co.uk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Mine rips frozen peas open in the middle of the packets. Ive tried teaching her to use scissors on a corner to no avail I have a big list tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defender Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 44 minutes ago, strimmer_13 said: Mine rips frozen peas open in the middle of the packets. Ive tried teaching her to use scissors on a corner to no avail I have a big list tbh You need some of these https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IKEA-Bevara-30-Food-bag-Storage-Clips-Freezer-Fridge-Bag-Sealing-Clip-/163150800248?_trksid=p2349526.m4383.l4275.c10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 hour ago, ditchman said: sometimes i think the rind is the best part I will save all the rind for you then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen, it's quite simple really , ladies have smaller brains than us,so they do rather silly things . Don't think less of them , just admire their pretty smiles ,and humour them . If my Mrs sees this ,she'll kill me while Im sleeping 😲. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Just now, mel b3 said: Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen, it's quite simple really , ladies have smaller brains than us,so they do rather silly things . Don't think less of them , just admire their pretty smiles ,and humour them . If my Mrs sees this ,she'll kill me while Im sleeping 😲. Yes she will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthing Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 What the heck is the cheeses nose? 😯😯🤔 2 hours ago, PPP said: Why do women cut the nose off the cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston72 Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Its not just women,try tolerating someone who uses the tear strip on a pack of biscuits instead of cutting through the pack 6 biscuits down leaving a nice cap to slide back over the packet, his way we end up playing dodge the soggy biscuit, grounds for murder let alone divorce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Just now, Winston72 said: Its not just women,try tolerating someone who uses the tear strip on a pack of biscuits instead of cutting through the pack 6 biscuits down leaving a nice cap to slide back over the packet, his way we end up playing dodge the soggy biscuit, grounds for murder let alone divorce Oh just eat a few more biscuits and relax! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 20 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen, it's quite simple really , ladies have smaller brains than us,so they do rather silly things . Don't think less of them , just admire their pretty smiles ,and humour them . If my Mrs sees this ,she'll kill me while Im sleeping 😲. i can see the headlines.."man battered to death, by wife using handmade upmarket cheese board"............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 minute ago, ditchman said: i can see the headlines.."man battered to death, by wife using handmade upmarket cheese board"............ Oh the irony, killed with his cheese board made from wood from his own wood by his own fair hands in her hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 Stop it , you're starting to scare me 😣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 BOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Stop it , you're starting to scare me 😣 dont get worked up ...it wont hurt a bit.....you will be asleep....and i should worry about the castration with a rusty spoon either...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 2 hours ago, ditchman said: sometimes i think the rind is the best part On Leyden I wholely agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clakk Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen, it's quite simple really , ladies have smaller brains than us,so they do rather silly things . Don't think less of them , just admire their pretty smiles ,and humour them . If my Mrs sees this ,she'll kill me while Im sleeping 😲. Foolish man ,Lynn will have some new fleshy earings when she reads this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabel25 Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 26 minutes ago, clakk said: Foolish man ,Lynn will have some new fleshy earings when she reads this Especialy when you see what she can make with them leather stitching needles No i don'nt want a pellet pouch thanks especialy if it comes fully loaded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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