ditchman Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 28 minutes ago, Lloyd90 said: Sounds awful. Are they like Rocky Mountain oysters? nothing like them or parari oysters either........... they are just large sacs full of white sperm...........if you had sacs like them you would be a sexual tyranasourous.... they are good for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Not convinced unfortunately. I'll get my speedos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver One Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 That's making my butter pie sound even more appealing now....with Garlic bread obvs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 16 minutes ago, ditchman said: nothing like them or parari oysters either........... they are just large sacs full of white sperm...........if you had sacs like them you would be a sexual tyranasourous.... they are good for you No thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 2 hours ago, strimmer_13 said: Id rather go for a dip at barrymores House than eat that 🤮 Yer - take it like a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 gawd there are some retro snowflakes on here..................its food of the gods.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 2 hours ago, strimmer_13 said: Id rather go for a dip at barrymores House than eat that 🤮 Well maybe not on from the waters off Yarmouth 😂 2 hours ago, ditchman said: they are good for you ...........its not as if they belong to some old man herring swimming about with a stiffy on........... How sure are you about that... 1 hour ago, ditchman said: nothing like them or parari oysters either........... they are just large sacs full of white sperm...........if you had sacs like them you would be a sexual tyranasourous.... they are good for you If they are large, it stands to reason said fish would have a decent sized member too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 13 minutes ago, Farmboy91 said: Well maybe not on from the waters off Yarmouth 😂 How sure are you about that... If they are large, it stands to reason said fish would have a decent sized member too.... you need to get out more and watch a boxed set of david attenbough........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchap Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Having googled Milts. I have come to the conclusion that I will stick with egg on toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 46 minutes ago, fatchap said: Having googled Milts. I have come to the conclusion that I will stick with egg on toast. Jesus, you don’t undercook the white do you? Sploogy White I call it, when it’s still a bit clear and runny 🤢 easy way to ruin a bacon and egg sandwich 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 3 hours ago, ditchman said: you need to get out more and watch a boxed set of david attenbough........... I watched both blue planets and don't remember anything about Milt's or old man herring, are you sure we're talking about the same bloke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchap Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 7 hours ago, Lloyd90 said: Jesus, you don’t undercook the white do you? Sploogy White I call it, when it’s still a bit clear and runny 🤢 easy way to ruin a bacon and egg sandwich 🤮 Nothing worse than a snotty egg. Very particular about the way I have me eggs done, I like the yolk solid round the outside and runny in the middle bit like a very small volcano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 hours ago, fatchap said: Nothing worse than a snotty egg. Very particular about the way I have me eggs done, I like the yolk solid round the outside and runny in the middle bit like a very small volcano. like a mature boil on your neck.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondoggy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, ditchman said: like a mature boil on your neck.... You sound like Dr Pimple Popper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, moondoggy said: You sound like Dr Pimple Popper stella TV that........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTaylor91 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 I had a stint as a fishmonger for a while. The “older” crowd would ask for milts now and again. Never tried them myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon controller Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Condensed Milk sandwiches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Cheese and Onion Crisps with Worcester sauce, Marmite Sandwiches with Prawn Cocktail crisps crunched inside or Tuna and Cheese Sandwich with Salad Cream. Aldi also do a Chilli and Garlic Tuna that is stunning with salad and Spring Onions in a Sandwich with a hint of Sweet Chilli Sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, pigeon controller said: Condensed Milk sandwiches you need to be sectioned.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medic1281 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Poached free range eggs on crumpets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon controller Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 On 13 March 2020 at 22:49, ditchman said: you need to be sectioned.......... Halves or Quarter's????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 9 hours ago, pigeon controller said: Halves or Quarter's????? thats 1st world war trench food... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 13/03/2020 at 12:33, JTaylor91 said: I had a stint as a fishmonger for a while. The “older” crowd would ask for milts now and again. Never tried them myself. We used to live off the Herring , most of my family were all connected to either Trawler or Drifter fishing , we often had fish 4 or 5 times a week , this would be Kippers one night , Bloaters another then fried Herring , for a while we thought they were different until we learnt they were all Herring , the Milts were the rows and these were lovely , my grandfather was a stoker on the Trawlers that ran out of Lowertoft , my dad used to bike down to his house when he came back from a 14 day trip and get a bag of fish , this was often a whole Cod and some big Plaice , our local fish and chip shop would fry the big Plaice as our pan was to small and all we would have to pay was the chips which in those days were about 6d or 2 1/2p , would any fish and chip shop do that nowadays ? , I very much doubt it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotguneddy Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 Cheese on toast with beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Shotguneddy said: Cheese on toast with beans Try it with crumpets and eggs. You'll thank me later 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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