Wurzle Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 I was told today, by a mate that it was sad to name my rifle. I call it Theo, because of its calibre, Theo Eight. Does anyone else name their weapon. Let's start a list of Chad names that we name our bang sticks. (That isn't a euphemism for John Thomas) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 A mate of mine used to call his .22LR 'Desmond' as in Desmond Tutu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin lad Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 (edited) my rifles name is Charlaine there are many like it but this one is mine my rifle is my best friend it is my life i must master it as i master my life without me my rifle is useless without my rifle i am useless i must shoot my rifle true i must shoot my rifle straighter than my enemy i must shoot him before he shoot me i will before god i swear this cree my rifle and myself are defenders of this country we are the masters of our enemy we are the saviours of my life so be it until there is no enemy for peace amen colin Edited May 4, 2014 by colin lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aister Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 A friend of mine named my 30-06 Stompy after firing it, the only gun he had fired before was a .22lr. From there on after my 06 was called Stompy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFN Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 They are all called 'Miss'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 My van is called Tina the t5 but no names for my guns . Time to think now Cz - Charlie V22 - ? Lanber - amber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2511bb Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Very chad Wurz. You know theo will be cheating on you with me one day. Just like the 17hmr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bewsher500 Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 They are all called 'Miss'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cottonseed Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I've had a few rifles called '******* thing!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzab Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Thanks to mungolee and colin lad my HMR is called Jesse!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev56 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 There was a bloke near us on the clays who called his gun " ....... piece of ...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestcontrol1 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 I call my car Boris, my kids think its funny and when they were you foun it easier to hqve cars with 'names' than model numbers or model names. Only one of my guns has a name, it just got called it once and it kinda stuck but i suppose they all kind of get a tag sometimes. lol i know the name you was calling your gun when we was claying :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :whistling: :whistling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 A mate of mine used to call his .22LR 'Desmond' as in Desmond Tutu. Ha ha ha, excellent. I have been known to utter the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungolee Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Thanks to mungolee and colin lad my HMR is called Jesse!!! well you will dress it up in ribbons ml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 I have called my rifle a few names in the early days, nothing i could print here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2511bb Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 Sadly I have given in to wurzle. Remington vtr 308 - Vicky. Steyr pro hunter 223 - whore - manlicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jam1e Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 A mate of mine used to call his .22LR 'Desmond' as in Desmond Tutu. Like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 STIGDASUOY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reiver XXV Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 I used to have a 12 bore Savage pump gun called Suzi ! It was a great keepering gun, it had a split stock through the hand and I was quoted silly money for a replacement. This was in the days before tinterweb so Suzi was euthanised. I felt guilty and got another earlier this year for a whole £60. Suzi the second ! I used to have a 12 bore Savage pump gun called Suzi ! It was a great keepering gun, it had a split stock through the hand and I was quoted silly money for a replacement. This was in the days before tinterweb so Suzi was euthanised. I felt guilty and got another earlier this year for a whole £60. Suzi the second ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Call mine Miss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzbangwhallop Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Had an unmoderated stainless Ruger 7mm RemMag in the original T bone synthetic stock..... called her "Godzilla". ........'cos if I didn't hang on to her, I got bitten. The bitch. The 300WM is "Ding Dong King Kong!" Wonder why. Fizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timb Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Ronnie Rimfire, my CZ .22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breastman Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Male names for guns? And look at how many on this thread. I thought the ratio for those that play for the other team is 1 in 10.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Names for guns? And look at how many on this thread. I thought the ratio for those that play for the other team is 1 in 10.... Corrected it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepasty Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Silent Death Old Smoky Stripy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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