islandgun Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I suppose you would rather go fishing than to work ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 (edited) "Who's 'She?' The cats mother? " "You'll grow into it." Edited July 10, 2015 by walshie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon R Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Never take a girl out that could beat you in a fight. You must have been very lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aga man Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 My Mother used to say "It is nice to be important but it's more important to be nice" The older i get, the more those words make sense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newarcher1 Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 keep away from that woman at number 27. dont know why she seemed to have a lot of men friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Pass the egg flip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peejay Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 wish we had adopted that other kid instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 "Take your mac, it's going to rain." I never did. It always did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 You've got 2 ears and 1 mouth...use them in that proportion... Don't get a tattoo...you'll regret it when your 80.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 wish we had adopted that other kid instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 "have you washed the backs of your knees"...................i never did , always thought unnessasary ........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 “Wait till your Father gets home”! A regular statement uttered by my Mum and of course a well-deserved one. Ouch, ouch was my least favourite bedtime story! my mum was a gypsy with a fearsome reputation, we used to hide behind dad to get away from a serious back hander, her favourite line was "just you wait til your father goes out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newarcher1 Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 having to wear hand me down clothes its all right you will grow into them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike737 Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 If you can't say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all. Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson_tom Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 inspiration from another thread... "Enjoy school while you still can you will miss it when you go to work." My mum is right about most things but completely wrong about this, getting paid is a lot better than having 12 weeks holiday a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toxo Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 After getting mistreated all my life my dad surprised me one day and said " Here's a tanner son, go and get yourself some sweets". I ran to the shop and said "I want three pennorth of toffees for my dad cos I love him and I want three pennorth of peardrops for my mum cos I love her". When I got back they'd moved. "E's bleedin andsome" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breastman Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Never take a girl out that could beat you in a fight. Why did you mother think you were going to need to over power a girl on a date..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newarcher1 Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 my mother always said when i went out on weekend dont get a girl in trouble , oh how i tried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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