CZ550Kevlar Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 My hate and loathing for Christmas is gradually building over the years. i have a 12 year old daughter and a wife who is 43. i bought all the Christmas presents for my wife and my daughter enjoys wrapping so she asked if she could wrap them all, I said yes and made the worlds biggest mistake, I've just been questioned by my wife and generally moaned at asking if I had wrapped any of her presents, I said no because my daughter enjoys wrapping only to be moaned at! Also I bought a card for my wife from my daughter, rather than writing in it straight away my daughter left it on the floor and my wife went into the room this morning then moaned nobody cares because she has seen her card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO3isme Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 Oh dear! 'sounds familiar - if that's any consolation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 If that's all she's got to moan about then it can't be bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston72 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, GingerCat said: If that's all she's got to moan about then it can't be bad. I'm no expert on the female of the species but they seem to moan almost as much as you lot moan about them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumfelter Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 Nightmare scenario... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 I'm assuming your wife isn't the mother of your child? It rather sounds to me like it isn't christmas that is the cause of your wife unhappiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sitsinhedges Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 Being on your own is pretty **** too at this time of year Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, Scully said: I'm assuming your wife isn't the mother of your child? It rather sounds to me like it isn't christmas that is the cause of your wife unhappiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delwint Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 I’d tell her to wind her neck in!! 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, sitsinhedges said: Being on your own is pretty **** too at this time of year Just sayin' I would imagine being on your own at any time is not very nice, there’s a lot of lonely people out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB1 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, CZ550Kevlar said: My hate and loathing for Christmas is gradually building over the years. i have a 12 year old daughter and a wife who is 43. i bought all the Christmas presents for my wife and my daughter enjoys wrapping so she asked if she could wrap them all, I said yes and made the worlds biggest mistake, I've just been questioned by my wife and generally moaned at asking if I had wrapped any of her presents, I said no because my daughter enjoys wrapping only to be moaned at! Also I bought a card for my wife from my daughter, rather than writing in it straight away my daughter left it on the floor and my wife went into the room this morning then moaned nobody cares because she has seen her card. Just explain to her that 'Your a Man'😁 Or buy her a holiday, with a one way ticket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, CZ550Kevlar said: My hate and loathing for Christmas is gradually building over the years. i have a 12 year old daughter and a wife who is 43. i bought all the Christmas presents for my wife and my daughter enjoys wrapping so she asked if she could wrap them all, I said yes and made the worlds biggest mistake, I've just been questioned by my wife and generally moaned at asking if I had wrapped any of her presents, I said no because my daughter enjoys wrapping only to be moaned at! Also I bought a card for my wife from my daughter, rather than writing in it straight away my daughter left it on the floor and my wife went into the room this morning then moaned nobody cares because she has seen her card. And do you wear the trousers in your house when she lets you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 My 11 year old daughter has just sidled up to me and asked "so is it Shooting Times you like or the one with the black Labrador on the cover or the other one" So it looks like a subscription to Sporting Gun for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winnie&bezza Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 F that! She sounds high maintenance 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZ550Kevlar Posted December 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Scully said: I'm assuming your wife isn't the mother of your child? It rather sounds to me like it isn't christmas that is the cause of your wife unhappiness. Yup she is the mother. I'm slightly more easy going. In public and with her friends or company she is all sweetness but behind closed doors.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 28 minutes ago, Dibble said: My 11 year old daughter has just sidled up to me and asked "so is it Shooting Times you like or the one with the black Labrador on the cover or the other one" So it looks like a subscription to Sporting Gun for me! Mayfair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, CZ550Kevlar said: Yup she is the mother. I'm slightly more easy going. In public and with her friends or company she is all sweetness but behind closed doors.... Tell her if she don't like it she can leave 🙄😂 My GF went out and bought her own stocking fillers and smalls gifts, told me I just have to wrap them. I was a bit ashamed when she said, but she said how would I know what she wants? On the up side she went to visit her parents for the weekend and I got my mate to wrap them for me too 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, CZ550Kevlar said: Yup she is the mother. I'm slightly more easy going. In public and with her friends or company she is all sweetness but behind closed doors.... Sounds like she has problems or does she have a problem with you?, if you have not already done so you need to confront her and ask her what the problem is, I bet your daughter is picking up the tension between you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 23 minutes ago, old'un said: Sounds like she has problems or does she have a problem with you?, if you have not already done so you need to confront her and ask her what the problem is, I bet your daughter is picking up the tension between you both. Don't poke the bear ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, CZ550Kevlar said: Yup she is the mother. I'm slightly more easy going. In public and with her friends or company she is all sweetness but behind closed doors.... I think I’ve got her ‘twin’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 3 hours ago, sitsinhedges said: Being on your own is pretty **** too at this time of year Just sayin' ^^^ This.....life is pretty **** at times, im not a fan of this time of year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanter Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 sounds like it's not just the turkey that wants stuffing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 just give her a shiner, then she'll have something to winge about, because thats all she's doing. WINGING Merry Christmas to all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB1 Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Lloyd90 said: Don't poke the bear ... Or, do poke her bare bear😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 Moaned because your daughter wrapped your presents to her and moaned about seeing an unwritten Xmas card? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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