VicW Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 It's the first of the month so it's 'White Rabbits' time again. On the first of every month you should say 'White Rabbits, White Rabbits, White Rabbits' while turning round three times. This for continuing good fortune. At any time if you see a magpie assume it is male and greet him as follows, 'Hello Mr Magpie, how are your wife and children?' Again to avoid bad luck. Anyone know any more? Vic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratlegs Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 Fog in March Frost in May I think the dates match ie fog today on the first frost on first of May Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgreco Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 Don’t eat yellow snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pangolin Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 I have one about Diet Coke but I think it may upset a few people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 I did have one about a magpie but it's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39TDS Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 "In like a lion, out like a lamb." Generally speaking the reverse is also true and this year March has definitely come in like a lamb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 febuary fill dyke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 Old Chinese proverb say....woman who fly upside down have crack up! 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 "Weve got a saying round here...don't tell me your problems" generally used when someone is moaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 47 minutes ago, ditchman said: febuary fill dyke In suffolk "black or white" would be in front of that. Or were you being PC Ditchy? NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 58 minutes ago, Scully said: Old Chinese proverb say....woman who fly upside down have crack up! 👍 Confusious say "man with hand in pocket feelith cocky all day " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesj Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 Ash before oak your in for a soak, oak before ash your in for a splash. It does work out like that but not because trees can forecast the weather but because oaks come in to leaf before ash in the spring so less rain, and ash trees loose their leaves before oaks in the autumn so more rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 14 minutes ago, ditchman said: Confusious say "man with hand in pocket feelith cocky all day " 🙂👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 red sky at nite yer just know its going to be ****e........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, ditchman said: red sky at nite yer just know its going to be ****e........... No, it's Red Sky at Night, the Barn's on Fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 "a sugar beet in yer knapsack is worth two mangolds down yer strides".............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Neal Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 "Look after your broom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pangolin Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 12 minutes ago, Jim Neal said: "Look after your broom" Gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 "always know where your towel is ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Neal Posted March 1, 2021 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 "Monty! You terrible....." 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Nice to see you sober. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 ‘Don’t forget to mangle yer dookers!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose man Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 ..for when things seem impossible ....” you got more chance of swimming the Atlantic with a cooker on your back “ . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muncher Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 13 hours ago, ditchman said: febuary fill dyke Black or white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Ne'er cast a clout till May is out. O tha mashin' See all, hear all, say nowt, eat all, sup all, pay nowt. I'd sooner show me rse in burtons window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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