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Reading this, the detail of the op seems to vary. Certainly, I only had a local in my perineum and the op was conducted through it.

If you are going to have it, my advice would be to get as much info on the detail as possible and if you have a choice of surgeons, go with the oldest, most experienced!

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christ my knees have turned to jelly and i now feel a tad queasy...reading all this knacker mutilation...my anus is gasping like a goldfish outa water

 

nobody touches my crown jewles...let alone sticking bits of steel into them

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I got it done nearly 30 years ago after my son was born with a haemangioma on his neck and it burst they rushed him to sick kids in Edinburgh and nobody but the top specialist would operate  at 2 days old after knocking him out he forgot how to breathe again i couldn't go threw that again big beggars 6 foot 6 now built like a brick loo and the guy took it off at a crease of the neck so you cant even see the scar unless you know its there 

There was a few of us at work got it done at the same time and some had horror stories there wounds leaking and all the stitches bursting 

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2 hours ago, ordnance said:

Let her get it, it's as quick and easy for women now.

Correct. I was informed in the aftermath of the birth of our twins, that they could ‘do it’ there and then, but she ( understandably ) was so far out of it I couldn’t consult her. 🤷‍♂️

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11 hours ago, sutty2006 said:

I was thinking exactly the same hahaha 

 

did it? I know a few guys at work have had it done recently but they don’t speak much about it. When my German Shepherd had his nuts off it stopped him humping everything in sight. Including me. I know it’s a different procedure on humans but I plan on having the snip in a few years and don’t want to loose my mojo!

I’m worse than ever . I wished it had calmed me down 🤣. It’s great as it’s guilt free .

I was single for 2 years before I met my mrs and I’m so glad I’ve no *** backs ( pun intended 🤣) I had a lot of fun after covid with all the single ladies that had seen no one for 6 months . To think a dozen ladies could of been pregnant is terrifying.

get it done .

4 hours ago, mossy835 said:

i just could not have that done,

I remember smelling bacon 🤣. It was the burning skin 😂😂. Never felt a thing or since .

4 hours ago, ditchman said:

christ my knees have turned to jelly and i now feel a tad queasy...reading all this knacker mutilation...my anus is gasping like a goldfish outa water

 

nobody touches my crown jewles...let alone sticking bits of steel into them

Honestly I’m so glad I had it done . Simple and quick. No risks of pregnancy again . I’m too old for babies 

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22 hours ago, la bala said:

Had it done way back when I was a young-un. Had it done on a Saturday afternoon, tried it out Sunday night to see if it still worked.

Potentially Still fertile for up to 6 weeks after . Ask me how I know 🤷🏼‍♂️

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13 hours ago, ordnance said:

Not now, for a woman it can be done with a local Anesthetic in and out of hospital in a few hours.

Not when i got mine done 30 years ago 

13 minutes ago, spanj said:

Potentially Still fertile for up to 6 weeks after . Ask me how I know 🤷🏼‍♂️

Aye the reservoir is still full that's why the two samples are  weeks apart 

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After I had the snip, I was still fertile up until the 3rd sample.

A mate of mine had the snip and didn’t bother with the 2nd sample and his partner became pregnant.

We teased him for weeks as his partner was a bit of a girl, and suffered from loose knicker syndrome.

His son is now 21 years old and the spitting image of him, but he did have his doubts, plus we didn’t help matters.

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25 minutes ago, Ratlegs said:

Didn't they used to clap two bricks together,   didn't hurt unless got your thumbs in the way

or the bloodless ones vets use, Then there's the rubber rings

The ones that had a weeping wound we joked the scalpel must of been rusty 

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My wife has mentioned this option a couple of time’s to which I just said no not happening, the third time it was mentioned I agreed but it would cost her a kriegoff k80, I was reasonable when showing the price, I opted for a used option around the £7k/8k mark…… it’s only ever been mentioned once since then….. I just said kriegoff and she walked away muttering 🤣

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1 minute ago, Spr1985 said:

My wife has mentioned this option a couple of time’s to which I just said no not happening, the third time it was mentioned I agreed but it would cost her a kriegoff k80, I was reasonable when showing the price, I opted for a used option around the £7k/8k mark…… it’s only ever been mentioned once since then….. I just said kriegoff and she walked away muttering 🤣

Makes sense to me 👍.

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52 minutes ago, Spr1985 said:

My wife has mentioned this option a couple of time’s to which I just said no not happening, the third time it was mentioned I agreed but it would cost her a kriegoff k80, I was reasonable when showing the price, I opted for a used option around the £7k/8k mark…… it’s only ever been mentioned once since then….. I just said kriegoff and she walked away muttering 🤣

Don’t be a wimp 👍
I honestly get laid more than ever now as theirs no risks so we both enjoy it .

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I had mine done at a private clinic but thought the NHS.  The consultant was obviously paid for every time he saw me, the most painful part of the whole procedure was the 5 trips to and from the clinic for pointless appointments whilst he obviously racked up the cash.

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Had mine done about 35 years ago after our second child I was  back to work the following day with no problems most men are wimps when it comes to talking about having our nuts snipped gotta say it’s made no difference to my sex life apart from taking away all the worry of pregnancy so if you are thinking about it just get it done 

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