walshie Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 B.O. You might think "natural" is good. It isn't. People who snap their fingers at waiters. People who call you "chap". The end of sellotape. Dog owners who don't pick up after them. Weather forecasters telling you you'll need an umbrella. I'm an adult. You forecast the weather right and I'll decide how to deal with it. Drunk people telling you they love you. Foglights when it's not foggy. Middle lane hogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 Idiots who buy things for some DIY and their car isn't quite big enough for their purchase 😕 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 1 hour ago, walshie said: B.O. You might think "natural" is good. It isn't. People who snap their fingers at waiters. People who call you "chap". The end of sellotape. Dog owners who don't pick up after them. Weather forecasters telling you you'll need an umbrella. I'm an adult. You forecast the weather right and I'll decide how to deal with it. Drunk people telling you they love you. Foglights when it's not foggy. Middle lane hogs. bloody hate that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 1 minute ago, ditchman said: bloody hate that.. Or, people that call you "mate", when they know your name 😖 Shop till staff who say "see you later", when they obviously aren't 🤷 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miserableolgit Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 1 hour ago, JKD said: Or, people that call you "mate", when they know your name 😖 Shop till staff who say "see you later", when they obviously aren't 🤷 In similar vein, people you don't know who call you "pal" 🙄 "You must ring the surgery at 8:30 to book an appointment" only to ring at all 8:30 to find you are number 30 in a queue, have got to number 10 after 30 minutes and then have the call terminated. Happens often here. People in a pub who say hello and have a chat only to blank you in the same pub a few days later. I have a terrible memory but even I can remember who I have had a conversation with a few days previously. Walk into a pub with a pup and you both become the centre of attention, walk into the same pub minus dog and it's like a western where a stranger walks into a bar. People who insist on crowding around the bar chatting preventing anyone else from getting a drink. Sales assistants who chat to each other while serving you. Young vets who think they know it all and treat a 60+ year animal keeper as if you just got your first pet goldfish. Drivers who refuse to pull over on country lanes but instead expect you to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 24 minutes ago, Miserableolgit said: In similar vein, people you don't know who call you "pal" 🙄 "You must ring the surgery at 8:30 to book an appointment" only to ring at all 8:30 to find you are number 30 in a queue, have got to number 10 after 30 minutes and then have the call terminated. Happens often here. People in a pub who say hello and have a chat only to blank you in the same pub a few days later. I have a terrible memory but even I can remember who I have had a conversation with a few days previously. Walk into a pub with a pup and you both become the centre of attention, walk into the same pub minus dog and it's like a western where a stranger walks into a bar. People who insist on crowding around the bar chatting preventing anyone else from getting a drink. Sales assistants who chat to each other while serving you. Young vets who think they know it all and treat a 60+ year animal keeper as if you just got your first pet goldfish. Drivers who refuse to pull over on country lanes but instead expect you to do so. When do you have your ( Happy hour ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 34 minutes ago, marsh man said: When do you have your ( Happy hour ) HHhhahhahhahhahaaaaaaaaa...........thats a cracker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 37 minutes ago, marsh man said: When do you have your ( Happy hour ) Classic 😂🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 if you get annoyed once past sixty your funerals a lot closer than you think and I’m not making the ex wife that happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miserableolgit Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 1 hour ago, marsh man said: When do you have your ( Happy hour ) An hour would be stretching it 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 On 14/11/2023 at 08:32, Yellow Bear said: A state owned channel which indicates the politics of (as SB put it) the tofu eating wokerati in charge. Well, went to the local cinema with my youngest tonight to be greeted by this advert on a 50ft screen. Not impressed and will be a complaint going in with the company tomorrow - it made me feel 🤢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 14 hours ago, JKD said: Or, people that call you "mate", when they know your name 😖 Shop till staff who say "see you later", when they obviously aren't 🤷 See you later, Mate................................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 17 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: See you later, Mate................................ Righto CHAP 🙋🤓 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Now what else did I need to add to my basket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 50 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Now what else did I need to add to my basket? Take your time, you're only holding up a few oldies buying a newspaper and a packet of ciggies 🙈😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 My shallow and insular world leads me to conclude that those on PW who continually hijack threads are top of my list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmm243 Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Can I just add early Christmas decorations/songs etc. On 2nd Nov this year I heard a lady in a Tesco say to a man ' if I don't see you have a lovely Christmas ' Honestly it's nearly 2 months away. I heard a Christmas song on the radio this morning on the way to work and I see trees up in houses and lights outside already. What is wrong with folk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 People that write "as", when meaning "has",,,, and vice versa, as in,,,, "As anyone got,,,, ?" "Has I said,,,, no I haven't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 13 hours ago, discobob said: to be greeted by this advert on a 50ft screen. What advert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Yellow Bear said: What advert? This one? Mention of a skiddy pants advert in the thread. https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/you-cant-wipe-away-this-underwear-ad-of-skid-marks_n_57bf14b8e4b04193420ddd9a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 BBC NHS MPS CBI TUC ASLEF NURMTW NATO SNAFUs FUBARs MOTs people wot use acronyms 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 20 minutes ago, amateur said: BBC NHS MPS CBI TUC ASLEF NURMTW NATO SNAFUs FUBARs MOTs people wot use acronyms 😂 Oh ***.............................. People who do NOT understand acronyms.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12gauge82 Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Oh ***.............................. People who do NOT understand acronyms.................... People who get annoyed at those who do not understand acronyms 😎. This could turn into a long night 😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave at kelton Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 On 13/11/2023 at 17:19, steve_b_wales said: As I'm getting older, little, or not so little things annoy me and get my back up, which years ago, wouldn't have bothered me at all. One, at the moment is that stupid advert where the 'lady' mentions her 'Bulky Pee Pants'! I'd like to get them and wrap them around her face. Another (advert again) is the guy who's in the SunLife advert. Over to you! Yes and if you make them in black with a little lace around it’s sexy. Sorry nothing is sexy about peeing yourself whether when laughing or otherwise.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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