ME Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 My mate has challenged me to a "crisp off". We havent nailed down the rules yet, but it will involve a crisp eating contest. What are your guilty pleasure crisps and how many packets do you reckon you could you eat ? I will chuck in Wotsits, Quavers, Hula Hoops, Wheat Crunchies, Nik Naks, Pork Stratchings and Frazzles to get you started... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 I take your Nik Naks and raise you Frazzles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Blue bag doritos! I'd say after a few pints I could do 3 family bags with more healthy refreshing cancer fighting strongbow to wash it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 (edited) flaming hot monster munch and dorito's chilli heat wave Edited April 6, 2010 by Ozzy Fudd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubby Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 cheese and onion golden wonder BAKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Rib n Saucy Nik Naks Not sure how many I could eat, but I reckon a 12 pack would be doable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Salt and vinegar French Fries are excellent, but for a real crisp off i reckon 3 bags of pickled onion monster munch, but with no liquid refreshment would do the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeh Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 My Girlfriend has a an addiction to Roast beef flavored Monster munch. I think the sodding things taste like styrofome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deputy dog Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 I'l take Quavers, space invaders beef flavour all the rest are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Bacon fries and those onion rings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Bunch of heathens. Lightly salted Kettle Chips are the sophisticated way forward. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Salt and vinegar McCoys every day of the week. However, I have a bit of a fancy for the kettle chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shot shot Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 chilli heatwave doritos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 What a bunch of amateurs-cheese and onion with a splash of mature worcester sauce-sex in a bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Fine. Here comes the big gun. Salt and vinegar Chipsticks http://www.britgrocer.com/shop/images/T/Sm...s%20-%2022g.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 My mate has challenged me to a "crisp off". We havent nailed down the rules yet, but it will involve a crisp eating contest. What are your guilty pleasure crisps and how many packets do you reckon you could you eat ? I will chuck in Wotsits, Quavers, Hula Hoops, Wheat Crunchies, Nik Naks, Pork Stratchings and Frazzles to get you started... The best crisps for a contest need to be a light affair-Walkers and normal crisps are too sharp, in the frenzy of speed eating you can cut your throat or choke on oversize pieces. I would choose the corner shop equvialent of wotsits- The 'cheesy balls' or similar alias. Normally in a grab bag, economically priced in comparison to the mainline options,light in texture and formation so easy to enable large delivery and dispatch down your throat chewed or unchewed. I like this sortof challenge, once you have completed this challenge move on up the ultimate-Pickled eggs in the pub and the vinegar dregs afterwards, that normally sorts the men from the boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Fine. Here comes the big gun. Salt and vinegar Chipsticks http://www.britgrocer.com/shop/images/T/Sm...s%20-%2022g.jpg I have never liked them, they are too sharp on taste. Absolutely no could for speed eating, either as they are rough and to big to force the quantites in that are required to make a speed eat memorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hookbones Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 LOOK WHAT I FOUND THIS WEEK.... DONT EVEN ASK HOW MANY IV EATEN SINCE THIS FIND PROPER LATE 70`s FODDER STEVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashman Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 ...once you have completed this challenge move on up the ultimate-Pickled eggs in the pub and the vinegar dregs afterwards, that normally sorts the men from the boys. You boys in Suffolk know how to enjoy yourselves: I dread to think what sort of Berserker-style rampage this event triggers in the flesh pots of Ipswich... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stour-boy Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Apple crisps are excellent but expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 It has to be Scampi and lemon NIK NAKS, they are without doubt the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollysp2 Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Got to be theseAnd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Lightly salted Kettle Chips are the sophisticated way forward. But they aren't posh or sophisticated unless they have the overly desciptive labels. So good old S&V becomes Essex Sea Salt and Balsamic Vinegar or Sea Salt and Malt Vinegar. But if we are talking death buy crisps, I honestly thing I could eat these Waitrose Mini Poppadoms until I exploed or keeled over Buy some, and try eating one or two... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petethegeek Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 The skewed distribution curve for the charity t-shirt sizes is beginning to make a lot more sense now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC45 Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 I try not to eat crisps every day. I do like a big bag of salted potato chips with me Stella though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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