bobt Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 until recently it was "the french leutenants woman" dreadful dire dragging film, recently we and half the audience walked out of "jackie o" 45 mins in and still full of flashbacks weeping more bloody flashbacks and weeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuddster Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Pigeon Watch-the movie. f. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 39 minutes ago, bobt said: until recently it was "the french leutenants woman" dreadful dire dragging film, recently we and half the audience walked out of "jackie o" 45 mins in and still full of flashbacks weeping more bloody flashbacks and weeping. Was that the film or the audience weeping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobt Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckandswing Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Parting shots directed by Michael Winner. Painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClemFandango Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 13 hours ago, Fatcatsplat said: Erica Eleniak I believe..... crashed the yogurt truck a few times over her in my teens. 10 hours ago, walshie said: Anything with Nicholas Cage in it. (Terrible acting and wig.) Anything with Tom Cruise in it. (All the same - maverick pilot/driver/spy who doesn't listen but comes good in the end.) Anything with (ok lynch me now) John Wayne. Identical characters in each film, sometimes with an eyepatch, sometimes with a hat. Lots of walking about with his elbows held out and not much plot. Sounds like he's reading his lines off a board. Barry Norman eat your heart out. Have you seen The Rock. Con Air? easily the best film ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokersmith Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Loved The Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) On 10/04/2018 at 13:08, walshie said: Anything with Nicholas Cage in it. (Terrible acting and wig.) Anything with Tom Cruise in it. (All the same - maverick pilot/driver/spy who doesn't listen but comes good in the end.) Anything with (ok lynch me now) John Wayne. Identical characters in each film, sometimes with an eyepatch, sometimes with a hat. Lots of walking about with his elbows held out and not much plot. Sounds like he's reading his lines off a board. Barry Norman eat your heart out. how very dare you sir, gone in 60 seconds is great. and con air ?? Edited April 11, 2018 by Mice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 51 minutes ago, Mice! said: how very dare you sir, gone in 60 seconds is great. and con air ?? Yes they were good in spite of Mr Cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Angelina Jolie certainly helped 5 minutes ago, walshie said: Yes they were good in spite of Mr Cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Waterworld and the Postman. How do I know this? I took the wife to see both films in the cinema and she has never let me forget it.... if was my fault obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retsdon Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 The Incredible Shrinking Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 The thin red line. Its so bad i actually fell asleep in the cinema. Additional info-a friend was in the movie as an extra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClemFandango Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Mice! said: Angelina Jolie certainly helped Have you seen GIA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 2 hours ago, ClemFandango said: Have you seen GIA? GIA ? Watched taking lives, randomly picked it up and it was very good, back when we rented DVDs Just looked it up, might see if the wife wants to watch it with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClemFandango Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Nah. Watch it alone with the curtains drawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 BBC Parliament Today! Can't praise the actors enough, toe curling plots, intrigue, passion for the proposed ending, what's not to miss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krugerandsmith Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 09/04/2018 at 16:09, krugerandsmith said: Fellini Satyricon. Most of the cinema emptied out leaving my then Girl friend and myself. We gave it another five minutes and then followed You can get a preview of this film on the net .... and then tell us what you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchap Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) Cant remember the name of it but it was dire, An American football teams plane crashes in the snowy wilderness and they are picked off one by one by an albino chewbacca wearing nike trainers incidentally. This film has far too many bad scenes and even worse acting to mention but by far is when they are trying to light a fire, one has a lighter that don't work, and another has only a few matches left but obviously there is quite a breeze blowing. What the problem with this you may be asking? W ell they are surrounded by burning wreckage from the plane crash and yet they still persist with the matches, the obligatory screaming american females crying and praying to god that the last match lights. Its so bad, you know you should turn it off but something keeps you watching just to see if it can get any worse. Oh and any film with Jack Black in it. Bloke makes my urine boil. Edited April 14, 2018 by fatchap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Not a movie but an excruciating TV series from Channel 5. Only managed 5 minutes of the first one. Adam Henson, Lynsey Chapman, an actor and a singer seemingly dying to get their hands dirty in the lambing shed? Suprised at the first two being involved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Did anyone mention anything with Jim Carrey in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Typically long winded Hamster rant but bear with : There are hundreds of awful films such as Independence Day but if we were to critique individual performances then two really stand out for me, the first time I watched a few minutes of Steve Martin's The Pink Panther I literally thought it was some kind of spoof, how utterly dreadful that the memory of a genius such as Peter Sellers should be so tarnished with Martin's excruciatingly unfunny and unconvincing accent. Nicholas Cage did the same in Captain Corelli's Mandolin, the book apparently won many awards and untold accolades yet Cage murdered the whole film with his voice alone. In contrast I happen to have a little respect for Kevin Costner who right at the start admitted he couldn't pull off an English accent as Robin Hood and at least let us watch what was a passable attempt at entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Too many 'made for TV' movies that were just totally pants so I'm going to restrict mine to those I've seen at the cinema. Last worst film I saw was 'The Sense of an Ending' with Jim Broadbent. If ever a film needed a point this was it. It was just plain boring. I left the cinema feeling I had wasted 2 hours or so of my life. Prior to that was 'Personal Services' with Julie Walters. Walked out during that one as it was as dull as ditch water. 8 hours ago, walshie said: Did anyone mention anything with Jim Carrey in? In all fairness, when he did the voice of Scrooge the other year he did a pretty good job but I guess as we couldn't see him then that was big bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Prometheus.....still have no idea what that was about. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 On 10/04/2018 at 13:29, amateur said: 10 hours ago, walshie said: Did anyone mention anything with Jim Carrey in? On 10/04/2018 at 13:29, amateur said: Any film with Jim Carrey in it I certainly did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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