My 'wonderful' wife (again, and again)

[steve_b_wales]

My wife was just looking at an ALDI leaflet, and they were advertising cordless pressure washers. She asked how they work, so I said, they have a rechargeable battery. She then said, ' how do they get the water'? 

[kenholland]

that's a womens logic.

[Walker570]

Chuckle chuckle

[TIGHTCHOKE]

43 minutes ago, steve_b_wales said:

My wife was just looking at an ALDI leaflet, and they were advertising cordless pressure washers. She asked how they work, so I said, they have a rechargeable battery. She then said, ' how do they get the water'? 

Are you claiming an allowance as her carer?

[mel b3]

A very reasonable question 😆. 

[steve_b_wales]

12 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

A very reasonable question 😆. 

From her, yes!

[yates]

Does your wife know about her inclusion in pigeon watch off topic posts??😊

Edited August 24, 2020 by yates

[Taileron]

My wife smashed up the 5th, yes that’s correct 5th, brand new car 3 weeks ago. She drove it into a telegraph pole!

It wasn’t her fault though.

When she was reversing out of a parking slot “the car just stalled”

she then started the car and “ it jumped sideways into the telegraph pole”

The entire ####### car lifted itself up and smashed itself into a telegraph pole on some type of nightrider kamikaze mission.

The same woman once cooked me a pie that was simultaneously frozen and on fire. On another occasion she put her finger into a hand blender, chopping off the end because she couldn’t see the blade. I could go on, the list is quite long.

Edited August 24, 2020 by Taileron

[TIGHTCHOKE]

Gordon Bennett!

[johnphilip]

5 hours ago, steve_b_wales said:

My wife was just looking at an ALDI leaflet, and they were advertising cordless pressure washers. She asked how they work, so I said, they have a rechargeable battery. She then said, ' how do they get the water'? 

Did you tell her it uses Wi Fi 😀

[mel b3]

4 minutes ago, johnphilip said:

Did you tell her it uses Wi Fi 😀

[Bigbob]

Woman at the top of the road bought a power washer after seeing me washing our cars , Then her daughter said but you dont have a hose ?. her reply why do you need a hose ?.

[The Heron]

You go through life and you think that you have seen it all I never thought that I would see that title. 

[steve_b_wales]

3 hours ago, johnphilip said:

Did you tell her it uses Wi Fi 😀

Thats our hedge trimmer.😀

[hodge911]

Whilst explaining to the Mrs what my mate did for a job (he was a commercial deep sea diver) during saturation diving where they spend 3-4 days under water living IN a capsule and working on pipelines ect I said "he sleeps under water works underwater and eats underwater" after a minute or so silence she piped up with "but won't his food get wet "😂😂😂😂😂

Edited August 25, 2020 by hodge911

[30-6]

Steve, ask her what's the name of the ship in the film " mutiny on the bounty ".

My mother in law didn't know as she hasn't seen the film.

[Old Boggy]

May have related this previously.

We were at a county show in the bee tent when the bee keeper pointed out to the crowd, the queen bee, which had a big painted white spot on it's back.

Wife pipes up in a loud voice "Isn't nature wonderful giving the queen a white back so the others can spot her"

OB 

[Vince Green]

My friend's wife is rumoured to have asked him "when you finish shooting cant you pick up the bullets so you don't have to keep buying more?"

 

[discobob]

10 hours ago, Vince Green said:

My friend's wife is rumoured to have asked him "when you finish shooting cant you pick up the bullets so you don't have to keep buying more?"

 

Perhaps she could catch them!! 😂

[gmm243]

Slightly off track but a few years ago I left my mobile at my parents house.Couldn't find it all that evening so the next day when at work I rang my mum to see if she had seen it.She said I had left it on her kitchen table but she had texted me to let me know!!

[The Heron]

On my way to Scotland my wife rang me on my mobile to tell me the I had left it at home.